David Schwimmer who hasn't done a thing since Friends went off the air has recently devoted some of his massive free time to strike a blow at British cuisine. It seems that in his past few visits to the UK, David has found it disgusting that the British serve everything fried and feels they are doing nothing to halt the trend of obesity in the world. “You guys deep-fry everything. and it makes you put on 20 pounds after every meal.” He wished restaurants in the UK offered more healthy alternatives.
I actually love traditional British food and the way it's served and also think that the UK has the best variety of international foods to be found anywhere in the world. Maybe David only ate in bowling alleys or something, but my advice to David is that if he hates the UK and the food so much, then don't visit. Take your pouting, can't get any acting work self to another country.