Well at least Dane Cook looks like he's enjoying himself. I think Jessica is wondering if Cash is off somewhere cheating again or collecting phone numbers or using her credit card for phone sex.
Speaking of phone sex, I guess a tranny must have caught Eddie Murphy's eye. Tracey Edmonds must have a really open mind.
Deborah Gibson. The problem is whenever I see you Deborah I always think of Tiffany. It's nothing against you, it's just the world at that time made us choose. You were either a Tiffany fan or a Debbie Gibson fan. You couldn't have both, just like you couldn't have a Betamax and a VHS. You had to choose. I went with the slutty looking girl who looked easy as opposed to the stuck up chick who actually knew about music.
You add another 50 pounds to Dan Fogler and lose the hair, you could be staring at my twin. Oh, and lose a couple of the teeth and add some glasses. Maybe a stain or two on the shirt. Perfect.
Carlos and Efren Ramirez don't get enough attention for what they do. I don't know what they do either, but hey, they were at the premiere and might as well put them up. They look like they can party and that's what that premiere needed was a party.