I guess Paul wanted to go home and play hide the vegetarian with Elle Macpherson.
"Hey Natalie. I know your music sucks, and will never be as good as mine, but do you want to go back to my place and play record producer and singer?"
Elton John sometimes still uses tongue on the ladies.
Katherine Jenkins and her lopsided breasts made an appearance, and not just here if you know what I mean.
How long can one man get awards and ladies from one damn song? Is there no one else in the world GQ could have honored other than a one hit wonder who will soon be trying to live off whatever girl he can find.
As I've said before, and will say again, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares is the best show on television.
This is Fredrik Ljungberg before the party even started. When he left, he was only wearing the tie, but I can't post that because this is a family blog.
The only thing that separates Orlando Bloom and Helena Christensen from the swingers who live next door to you are the fact that Orlando and Helena don't live next door.
Why don't I think Madonna's breath is minty fresh?
You have to get there early to see Lily Allen actually standing upright. She's quite lovely when she is. Unfortunately it doesn't last long.
I had a belt like Kanye's when I was a kid. It held up my Toughskins.