Friday, September 21, 2007

Kim Kardashian Whoring Herself Out Again


I had at some point in the past few months decided to give Kim Kardashian a break. It seemed as if she were turning her life around and trying to make amends for her whorish behavior in relation to the most boring sex video ever made and instead was trying to settle down.

She had found a guy in Reggie Bush who is a great guy and they were engaged and the whole wedding thing was being talked about and so, I said fine, she's being good, they are happy, don't trash her.

But now it turns out that even though she was allegedly all in love with Reggie and cried during an interview about how much she loved him and yada yada yada that within days of him dumping her ass, that she is already sitting on the lap of a married, but separated Terrence Howard, making out with him and giving him a lap dance right in front of everyone.

Maybe her explanation will be it's all for her new show on E! My guess is that it's because she just chases one wallet after another and is hoping to tie down one wallet for a very long time, but if not, then she will let you use your wallet on her for a night or two or a week. When she starts dating some waiter who lives with four other guys and makes minimum wage, then I'll believe she has changed and can love. Right now, all she loves is money, specifically Terrence's but if you have enough you can go out with her too.

14 comments:

GammaGirl said...

Is it possible to start a Kim K backlash before she reaches Parisite status? C

april said...

well, maybe a round or two with good ol' misogynistic Terrence will get her straight. I wouldn't wish him upon anyone.

wtf said...

Yep what April said.

Who would marry TH?

Libby said...

I so agree with WTF and April. He's so creepy. She'll find out...but maybe won't care?

Tracee said...

I guess Terrence believes Kim uses baby wipes on that gigantic ass.

Nancy said...

Slow your roll everyone. Terrence's girlfriend is Rachel Smith, not Kim. People seem to have problems telling minorities apart in the gossip world.

Mama Jugs said...

I'll take all of Kim I can get... Especially excited for the new upcoming spread in Playboy. I don't care a thing about her - I just like that a$$.

Tracee said...

Nancy, Rachel and Kim do look similar, but you can't mistake the asses. Kim's ass is mucho fat. Evidently, Terrence likes a certain type of girl.

kellysirkus said...

hmmm, did Terence check her bathroom for baby wipes yet?
It'd take a whole lot of wipes to cover that ass

Nancy said...

Hey tracee, Terrence likes a certain type of girl, but not normally as "tanned" as either of those two.

Tracee said...

LOL! Nancy, I know it. Both are just flavors of the week.

Alana said...

She is nothing better than a call girl with name recognition. If people not give her press she would be like all the other no-name call girls who service celebrities for money.

Kamie said...

I forget, what is she known for?

Tracee said...

Big bootie and golden showers.