LA Confidential Pre-Emmy Party
Jennifer Morrison gets the top spot because her career actually survived being on three episodes of the Ashlee Simpson show so she must be very good luck.
I know my audience and know you like seeing the men that were at these events, but for some reason WireImage doesn't want you to see anything below their chest. It's kind of like Ed Sullivan and Elvis. I guess they are afraid you might get too excited at work or something or force your husbands to have sex with you if you saw all of Henry Simmons.
Speaking of forcing someone to have sex. You would think since Ellen paid for the clothes she could at least make him tuck them in. I wasn't going to post any photos of Ellen, but she was the host of the party, and she may have one redeeming quality. I emphasize may. Do you see her left hand? No, she's not showing us the size of little man's d**k although that would get her bonus points. I actually think she's playing the game where she gets to knock the crap out of you if you look. The trick is to get someone to look and then you get to beat them. IF this is true, then that makes up for her having to buy her own engagement ring.
Hopefully Eric Dane got his cell phone working correctly now because if his wife Rebecca doesn't eat something soon he may have to call 911. There is a closeup shot of her I seriously debated posting but it really is scary and alarmist and I just hope he gets her to eat something.
Another half man shot, this time of Tyler Mane who seems to have a thinning mane which seems kind of appropriate but which I may have not noticed if he was wearing bright orange pants or a kilt.
The under 65 pounds award goes to Sasha Cohen. Wow, change one letter and add some hair and you get Borat.
Speaking of Borat. So the one time you get to see all the man, you get to see a bunch of man. Take it from a fellow 400 pounder, we are the only ones that can make these shirts look good. Anyone else wears them then they feel like the have to unbutton to their navel, add some gold chains, and grow a porn stache.
Maria Conchita Alonso never met an outfit that looked good on her.
On the other hand, it's very hard to imagine Kate Towne not looking good in anything she's wearing.
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Yeah, what's with that, Wireimage? I for one would have liked to see more of Henry Simmons.
Rebecca Gayheart needs donuts, stat! But I have no sympathy. I've disliked her since I heard how she bitched, 'They want me to play a PROSTITUTE?!?' at the first read-through, when she was supposed to play Inara in Firefly. Luckily for the fans, she was replaced. Silly bint...
Jennifer Morrison and Kate Towne do look great; always refreshing to see well-dressed and well- groomed at these events. Leave the jeans at home!
Re: Ellen Pompeo...Wasn't there a blind item about TV actress footing the bill for her man? Or did I make that up?
When was Jennifer Morrison on the Ashlee Simpson show? What did she do? Why was she on?
i know i am kind of dumb, but what in the world is Ent talking about with Ellen Pompeo? What game? Who gets to beat who? Explain, please
Clueless (living up to your name? - Just kidding!) notice the sign she's making with her left hand. It's a game, usually played by the under 18 set (maybe college). If you catch someone looking at your hand while making that sign, you get to hit them. No idea where this originated from.
Fabiola, I remember that BI too.
What? A shot at Sasha Cohen, a world class athlete, for being small but Kate Towne gets a pass? Ent, you might want to check your blood sugar right about now.
i know this is a little late but i finally signed up for a google account...
i know eric dane was guessed for the actor who called for cell assistance but ent is giving us a nice "reveal" with his comment...
I hadn't seen Eric Dane's wife before ... she looks like he would snap her in half with his "McSteamy" ...
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