Wednesday, October 31, 2007

CDANCON Thanks



I would like to take a second here to thank everyone who participated in the CDANCON event. From the very beginning it was Hez' brainchild and she saw it through to the end. None of it would have happened without her efforts and so any credit should go to her.

I'm sure she is already planning to make next year's event bigger and better and with an entire year to plan, it will be incredible.

Thanks to all the people who came to the events whether it was from LA, or other spots around the globe.

Thanks to all the people and companies who contributed prizes for you the readers so you could feel involved even if you couldn't attend.

I also wanted to give a special shout out to Anna Kosturova. Many of you may know her from her incredible swimsuit collections and other great sportswear fashions. Anna was here recently for Fashion Week and she opened her gifting suite to many of the people that make this blog possible. She took care of my spies as well as other celebrities who serve up much of what you read in the blind items. I can't begin to thank her enough, and thanks to Hez again for introducing me to Anna. I encourage all of you to check out her site which is linked above.

The Winners

Sorry about the delay in announcing the winners of all the CDANCON giveaways but there was some confusion about what was given away at the lunch.

It turns out that only one thing was drawn at the lunch, and therefore last night I had DS draw for everything except for the one thing already drawn at the lunch.

You will get an e-mail later today from me, confirming you won.

M From Mariah -

(1) Alex' from France (person DS selected at the lunch)
(2) Jennifer Dunham

Amber Tamblyn Books (if you want them signed to you, rather than just her signature, you need to let me know this week, what you want it to say)

(1) Sherri Smith
(2)Karyn McKeown

Fay Aiyana CD's (if you want them signed to you, rather than just her signature, you need to let me know this week, what you want it to say)

(1)Marisa Picker
(2)Eileen Kane
(3)Quinn
(4)Matt Pollock

Full Bloom Tea Set

First one mentioned in post
(1)Jacqueline Holcome

Second one mentioned in post
(1)Leslie Trewhitt

Your choice of Dominique Swain DVD autographed personally to you.

(1)Pamela Haskin
(2) Sarah Brooks

Congratulations to all of you, and if you didn't win anything, don't despair because I have some things to give away next Friday that you will love. More details tomorrow.

Today's Blind Items

#1 The scene. B list film actor who used to be on the edge of A list but can't quite seem to get there. Our actor has a little get together. Our actor invites another couple over as well as a lady friend he is dying to get into bed with. At some point in the evening, the lady friend our actor lusts for decides to use the restroom. While doing her business, she feels something ticking her bare leg. Looking down she sees a huge cockroach crawling up her leg. As she screams, she notices there are several others throughout the bathroom. Needless to say, our actor didn't get any that night.

#2 This C list television actress/reality star has been spending some time with a married couple who are half A list celebrity, half regular in the past few weeks. Our actress thought it was just about friendship, but it turns out the couple would like the actress for much more than just friends. Promising they could help her career and get her noticed around the world, our actress is on the fence about it, but so far has said no.

Random Photos Part One

This doesn't really have anything to do with gossip, but it is a great photo and the "Crusty Demons" came up with one hell of a promotion to get people to come see their tour.
Speaking of crusty demons. Blake kind of reminds me of Matthew Broderick in Election after the bee sting except paler and closer to death. I also am guessing Blake doesn't drive a Ford Festiva, but you never know. Amy Winehouse is actually looking better each day, and will make a great widow. Maybe she can start a WILF tradition or something.
One day there are the scary photos of the spider veins, but when Angelina Jolie looks like this, there are not many women in the world more naturally beautiful. Doesn't mean I like her, although without getting into the morality of who is better, I would rather have sex with Angelina rather than Jen.
America Ferrera in Marie Claire.
Lindsay Lohan goes for pizza for the 5th time in 8 days. I think she is looking for the magic pizza. But like I told you before, they only deliver the good stuff. You can't get it at their store.

I have to say Jennifer Hudson looks really good here. Heard she is finally getting off her diva stool also because the SATC women put her in her place in about 5 seconds.
Jessica Biel shows off the latest in cafeteria ladies going to church fashion trends.
While Thandie Newton at the same event looks breathtaking. You know the term eyes bugging out of your head. Look at the guy behind her. I think he likes what she is wearing also.
Wow. Heath Ledger dresses like he is the offspring of Tim Burton and Helen Bonham Carter. OK, maybe not that bad. They are the two worst dressed people on the planet. Heath is just a hippie who had to leave the house during the day and didn't want to.
Shar Jackson and Ian Ziering. Great couple I think. They didn't go together though. Ian went with some random girl who was still wearing a Live Strong bracelet and kept calling Ian daddy so I know how that one turns out. Shar went with some random guy, but you have to admit these two look good together.

Not looking good is Ryan Cabrera. I remember when BP (Before Pimpa) he used to look normal. Now he looks like he has been shell shocked and only wants oatmeal.
"Summer lovin had me a blast."
Is Meg Ryan dating anyone because I heard she has a thing for fat guys, and she is looking pretty good.
This is the moment in life when you really regret doing all that shopping BEFORE going through security.

Tom And Katie Done?


I want you to read these excerpts from an interview which will be broadcast on Entertainment Tonight tomorrow. I know things sometimes appear differently when read rather than spoken, but to me this seems very formal and not very "I am in love with her."

Tom Cruise said of his marriage to Katie Holmes: "I feel lucky. I have a lot of respect for her as an artist, as a woman."

Now it is entirely possible he said this with passion, but to me it seems like he read some lines that he memorized.

He added: "She's a very strong, gracious woman. She's very funny, a great comedian."

He could be talking about anyone here. He probably has made the same remarks about all of his female co-stars. I think it is becoming clear that she is the co-star in all of this.

Married life, he continued, is "all very good, all very lovely."

Next time one of your friends asks how your marriage is doing, why don't you answer with these exact six words and see what their reaction is. It will probably be something along the lines of , "are you sure?" They will know you are not telling them the whole story. Who the hell says that? It's like he is talking about raising a dog or his new house. It is completely generic. The whole damn interview is generic.

He referred to Holmes as "Kate" throughout the interview.

As for raising daughter Suri, 18 months, he said he and Holmes share parenting duties "just like everybody else, you just work it out. You make it work. We've gotten pretty good at organizing everything." Laughing, he added, "I don't sleep much anyway."

They share parenting duties with a staff, but the interesting thing to me is the last part about not sleeping much. John Travolta in a recent interview said that he stays up alone all night and that sleep isn't important. Is this some tenet to Scientology that husbands stay up all night and look at porn or something while their wife and kids sleep?

The interview was held in Paris, and Cruise said the city "has great significance to me in this time period of my life. It's the city where I proposed to Kate."

He makes it seem like there will be a different period of his life where the city will not have great significance to him.

I just find this whole interview very strange and formal like he is trying to distance himself from Katie and setting the whole thing up for him to say bye bye.

Kim Kardashian Playboy Photos Leaked


For a woman who said that she wasn't going to do anything in Playboy that showed her entire body, and doesn't want to have to explain her current actions to her grand kids, this might take some explaining from Kim Kardashian. There are 8 photos in total, and some are full frontal. Guess she thought her grandsons might like looking at what grandma used to look like and what her grand daughters might achieve in life if they really work hard at acting like a slut.
Here are the photos and of course, they are NSFW.

Lane Garrison Won't Serve Maximum Sentence--Gets 3 years 6 Months


Although the prosecutors in this case could have asked for the maximum sentence of 6 years and 8 months, they have refrained from doing so. The judge in the case handed down a sentence of 40 months for Lane Garrison, the former Prison Break star who was drunk behind the wheel of his SUV when he got in an accident which killed 17 year old Vahagn Setian.

The prosecutors for some reason only asked the judge to give Lane a sentence of 4 years 8 months.

The courtroom is packed with friends and family of the victim, most of whom were caught unaware by the low sentence recommendation.
The 40 month sentence means that Lane Garrison will actually serve about 1 year 8 months in prison total. Garrison did address the families of the victims and said he was remorseful and sick that he had done it.

How Do You Know I Even Want Anything?


That was a direct quote from Heather Mills in an interview she gave to talk about how she can't give interviews about the divorce proceedings between herself and Paul McCartney. After I fell out of my chair laughing and was helped back into it by two assistants, I began thinking that maybe I need to move to the UK and take up family law. According to Heather Mills she has spent $3M in legal fees. At $400 per hour which is a reasonable guess, that means her solicitors have spent 7,500 hours on her case. That equates to four attorneys working on nothing else for an entire year. For someone who was in the hourly rate business, she must know she is getting screwed. Of course, I think she is full of crap. In the last 24 hours she has compared herself to Princess Diana and hints that she doesn't want anything at all from Sir Paul.

She claims that all the court hearings are only about Beatrice and custody issues. Uh huh. Let me tell you something. If she only wanted her fake legal fees paid and was willing to walk away with nothing, Sir Paul would have the money in her bank account faster than she could get a trick out of her room when his hour was up.

She says that all the rumors of her asking for huge amounts are all crap. "I have been offered nothing. We go to court over our daughter. You have no idea. These figures are made up, GBP100 million, GBP50 million, GBP20 million. How do you know I even want anything? "I am GBP1.5 million in debt in lawyers fees. But I can't talk about that. I'm gagged at the moment, while the media are being fed spin by a certain corner."

For someone who has done a great deal of gagging in her life, you would think she would know what the term meant. If a gag order is in place, then she shouldn't be talking about the case. Here, she throws out all of these statements and then says she shouldn't be talking about it. Well then don't. Just pick out a sum of money, take it and move on to the next rich guy just like the old days.

David Beckham--Arena Magazine






Country & Western Version Of Grease?


Late yesterday people began talking about a remake of Grease. Well, that is nothing new. People have always talked about a remake of Grease. The only thing that made this talk any different was that Michelle Pfeiffer came out and said that she had been offered a role in the new version, she thought Grease 2 sucked and wished she had never done it. For those of you who are in Toronto, that wailing sound you heard last night was Drew Barrymore being told that her favorite movie was hated by it's star.

Even that might not have caused any attention, but then Michelle dropped the little bomb that she thought Jessica Simpson would make a great Sandy. That of course is blasphemy. Sandy becomes a slut at the end of the movie. With Jessica Simpson as Sandy, she would have to start out as a slut and then become a hooker or something by the end of the film. Despite everyone saying Jessica is too old to play Sandy, she is younger than Olivia Newton John when she played Sandy. ONJ was 30 and Jessica is just 27.

All of that is beside the point because the real story here is that Grease isn't being remade, but rather redesigned. Producers have an idea for a C&W version of Grease which would take place in Texas rather than LA, and would star Jessica Simpson and would also star Owen Wilson, although not in the Danny role. It would not take place in high school. It would be in the "real world."

This collaboration is the reason that Owen and Jessica have been spotted together. Hey, they may end up having sweaty monkey sex with photos for Pimpa of course, but what brought them together was this idea for a C&W version of Grease. Michelle Pfeiffer would portray Jessica's mother, and John Travolta and ONJ would be given small roles. From what I understand, the movie would be more of a cross between Grease and High School Musical, but with brand new songs and skimpier outfits.

Michael Hutchence Makes Another Appearance


Being Halloween and all, this is kind of starting to creep me out. So yesterday we had Simon LeBon coming out and saying that he believes Michael Hutchence was murdered. Today, Bono made a completely unexpected announcement that he was going to auction his Red Ducati motorcycle for the charity Riders For Health which provides health care workers in Africa with vehicles.

The bike previously belonged to his U2 bandmate Adam Clayton and originally to the late INXS star Michael Hutchence. Bono dedicated the bike to the singer and signed the fuel tank with the message "To Michael, Bono".

Suri To Never See Parents Again


In an interview with Hello Magazine, Tom Cruise says that he treats all his children the same and that it makes no difference whether they were adopted or not.

"I wanted to be a father all my life. Truly, it makes no difference to me between my adopted children and Suri. I've never separated them in my thoughts - I just don't feel that way about it."

Well if that is the case, then perhaps, Tom should release the older two kids from whatever boarding school/dungeon he has them in and let them visit him on the set of his new film. It seems as if he has been in Germany forever and Suri has been with him every second. Crickets when it comes to Isabelle and Connor. Prior to Suri, he would pull them out every once in awhile, but since Suri has been around, Tom went to two or three sporting events a year ago and that has been it.

Therefore, if Tom really does treat his kids the same way then Suri better be prepared to never see her parents again once she reaches shipping off age. Say bye to mom and dad Suri. All that love and attention will be gone. If you are lucky, mom might give you a call on your birthday or Christmas, but only if she stays married to your dad.

Oh yes, Nicole Kidman hasn't exactly been beating a path to the door of Isabelle and Connor either. In all those interviews where she is making snide comments about Keith Urban and her marriage, did anyone see anything about Connor and Isabelle? Nope. Are they even still alive? Were they human to begin with?

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which NYC power couple was recently overheard having the following conversation at the Beatrice Inn?

Designer: "So, are we going to get married?"
Mogul: "Well, let's talk about it."

Ain't love grand!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Today's Blind Items - My Strike Settlement Contribution

Although the blind items I write here are overwhelmingly about celebrities, I don't want you to think that I don't have blind items about producers or writers because I do. I just don't usually write them because no one really cares unless it is someone really big. If you think celebrities do some crazy stuff, writers and producers are just as bad, if not worse. So, with that in mind, to encourage a quick settlement and a stop to all the extra calls I get everyday, I will post a blind item about a writer and a producer each day until a settlement is reached. This will only be necessary if there is a strike. I understand most of you won't know who any of the people are, but the writers and producers who read this site will have no problems figuring them out. Hopefully that will spur them on before they see something they did wrong. But since there is no strike yet, let's talk celebrity dirt.

#1 You know what I love? Baby mama drama. Not whether or not someone is pregnant or if they announce it, but whether or not they know who the real dad is and what deal they can make with him, and very quickly. I always think it is funny when it is an ex you thought was long gone. One time is all it takes.

#2 Two crew members were fired from this top ten network drama for theft. Seems they were taking some valuable items from the cast. At least that is what the suits believed when they initially fired the crew. Turns out it is one of the cast members herself. The B list film and television actress confessed after the crew members were fired. She tried to pass it off as a joke, but her fellow actors are doing everything they can to make her life miserable and have been pressing producers to get rid of her quickly, or they might start talking about it in public.

Random Photos Part One

It bothers me that knowing what I know about Amy Winehouse that I still find her very sexy in this photo. Not that I would do anything about those thoughts. I think to be safe, you would really need some kind of industrial strength latex if you are going in. Even with that level of protection, you may want to consider a round of shots afterwards.
Not sexy at all are the huge veins Angelina Jolie is sporting. Damn. If you are Brad Pitt how would you like to find those spidery veins wrapped around your head first thing in the morning.
Katherine Heigl and TR Knight enjoy movie night together. I guess Katherine's fiance wasn't invited, or maybe she had some secrets to spill to TR. Hmmmm.

The extra makeup never hurts when you are Teri Hatcher.
Not needing makeup or anything else, Reese Witherspoon is just back from shopping. No doubt she got all kinds of sexy things to wear for Jake. Or, not.
"Seriously Nick. You need to get a job. I'm almost done spending all your money. Either you get some more or I will have to find a guy who has some."
Joan Collins is 74 and still rocking the see through top. Have to love it.

Lane Garrison Discovers His Fate Tomorrow


Tomorrow morning former Prison Break star Lane Garrison is scheduled to be sentenced as a result of his guilty plea in the fatal car crash that killed 17 year old Vahagn Setian. The judge in the case can impose a maximum sentence of 6 years 8 months in prison but it is about a 50/50 chance whether he will get that long of a term.

On the one hand you want to congratulate Garrison for standing up and taking accountability for his actions, but on the other hand, even 6 years in jail seems like nothing for the death of a 17 year old high school student with his whole life to look forward to that was entirely preventable.

The parents of Vahagn have started a foundation in his name that will award scholarships and other assistance to art students in the Beverly Hills Unified School District. That same foundation has also been gathering signatures aimed at ensuring the actor faces the maximum sentence.

Kelly Brook Wants You To Believe


I must admit that Kelly Brook tries really hard to make sure that everyone believes that her relationship with Billy Zane is real. However, even for her, this latest interview may have been too over the top.

If you believe what she is saying, I'm surprised she has anytime in her life for anything other than sex. She says that fighting with Titanic star fiance Billy Zane boosts their sex life.

Kelly said: "Couples should fight a lot. Even if you do agree, pretend you don't. I'm a brat for the sake of causing trouble - but tongue-in-cheek and with a twinkle in my eye. "

"It's about mentally stimulating each other as much as it is about the physical and emotional side. The key to a good sex life is fantastic lighting! When you redecorate make sure everything's on dimmers. Either that or candlelight."

Is fantastic lighting so it is easier to fantasize about a different partner during sex, or that harsh lighting makes your sex tape look too industrial? Now, in my case, I turn off the lights even when I am by myself because if you had to see what I have to look at, you would be shutting the power at the fuse box just in the off chance that the light might accidentally come back on at some point.

The actress also revealed that her curvy figure is all down to "having tons of sex". I'm not sure how sex plays a part in whether you have curves or not, but since Kelly stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night I will give her the benefit of the doubt and not question her scientific or medical claims.

Michael Hutchence Didn't Kill Himself


Despite evidence to the contrary including a coroner's report, Duran Duran's Simon LeBon still thinks Michael Hutchence didn't kill himself back in November 1997. LeBon is convinced Hutchence was murdered or some other explanation exists for the death of the former INXS singer.

A belt found at the scene suggested the 37-year-old had hanged himself, and the coroner's report backed up the theory. But LeBon, who was once housemates with the late singer, is sure there is more to the story than people have been led to believe. He says, "He loved life, women and drugs."

"He lived it to the full - there is no way he'd have wanted to end it all".

As much as I love a great conspiracy theory like whether Suri is really Tom Cruise's baby, I just can't think of a reason why Hutchence would be murdered. I do think it is possible that because of the belt found at the scene, and the fact that he was found in the nude suggests that perhaps Hutchence was engaged in some type of auto-eroticism, but I can't believe he was murdered. The coroner in the case didn't mention anything about auto-eroticism, but that could have been just to make it look more palatable to the family.

Was someone there when it happened? I think that's possible. Kym Wilson and Andrew Reyment were the last people known to have seen Michael alive, but I think it's doubtful they were in the room when it happened, and even if they were, that they murdered him. Why would they?

The only real question I have ever had about his death, is what happened to his money. Yes, he loved drugs and women and wasn't shy about spending money on both, but after his death, no trace was found of his alleged fortune. Did he really spend that much, or did a relative find it and keep it for themselves and not tell anyone?

Christina Ricci Timeline

After posting a photo of Christina Ricci yesterday, CDAN reader Rebecca took it upon herself to find other photos of Christina and lo and behold look what she found. It seems InStyle has a whole section devoted to showing how stars transformed. Not like the movie mind you. I mean none of these actors is going to turn into a car or anything. It just kind of shows them aging or attempting to get younger, or just kind of doing nothing, like their career. Anyway, if you have an hour or two to kill, you can check it all out here. I added the last photo in this set from her most recent event.

1990-Mermaids time frame. (10 years old here. You can do the math from now on)

1995 - Casper time frame.
1997 - The Ice Storm time frame.
2000 - Not doing much of anything time frame.
2002 - Freaking me out with her makeup time frame.
2007 - At least through last week.
2007 - Last week

An Assistant Speaks


Hi Ent, the spirit of the following is simply meant to offer another perspective on the potential writers strike that we haven't seen discussed yet: the below-the-line/un-guilded assistants.

THE RIGHT KIND OF RIGHT

Why are you reading this? Do you care what I have to say? Because you haven't yet asked me or my coworkers or my peers at other productions and companies what we'll do when the strike hits.

AMPTP - I get it, you represent the businesses. Mickey Mouse, Time Warner, GE, all the big and smallish guys. And we're just company overhead, not faces; simply money in their banks. It's been a failure of a new television season, you're only seeing year-to-year weekend gains in film when it's a sequel or there's a caped hero, and you can't stop the cybersleuths from leaking your properties on Bit Torrent or TV links. Hear us clear, employers: as your personnel we absolutely recognize your need to partake in smart business; hey,after all, someone's gotta cut our checks and throw us free trips to Disney.

And writers - I get it, this strike will help "us" in the long run.We'll benefit most from this when we're working writers/producers/directors/whatever and you're all shriveled up,recalling the glory days and living off your residuals from that streaming media check you got from your episode of CSI or Monk. Hear us clear, boss: we absolutely believe you deserve to be paid for your creative property. But we also believe in compromise and rational decision making.

See here's the real deal: we lose. No if, and, or but's about it. We don't have a strike fund. We don't get our benefits from the guild.We'll have a part time job at some bar on the promenade and COBRA payments, compliments of our insurance being terminated upon production's closure. Most of us aren't dumb, we knew what we were getting into here - hard work and long hours in the hopes of proving ourselves to either move up or make the contacts to do it on our own.So where's that opportunity we were so humbly promised? What do all those late nights add up to?

Tell me to stop whining. I should. But so should all of you. AMPTP haven't offered compromises (we all know they only took off the table what shouldn't have been "on" in the first place). The WGA is too concerned with the war and not the specifics of the battles. You're both too busy arguing over chairs (thanks for the updates, Nikki) or where to hold the meeting to realize that every one of you represents fifty more faces. (I'd love to do the math to figure out how many assistants to writers will be out of work come November 1st, but I'm too busy trying to make plans to pack up said boss.) I don't speak for all below-the-line slash assistants, just enough of them. Obviously we don't have a guild; that shouldn't stop us from having a voice.Voices that should also speak up, we're still a part of this. We're not (yet?) members of the WGA, nor will we be offered membership until we sell something, so stop using the argument that it will benefit us later. I'm sure if we could join we would. The sentiment of your argument is designed to make you (both writers and executives alike)feel better. Some role model you are. There's more than one way to stand up for what's right. What kind of "right" do you want to be?

Here's my solution: keep going. Negotiate, compromise, do everything you can to work it out. Don't fuck the writers on residuals again(particularly new media and DVD sales) - give them their fair cut of the pie. But don't fuck the below-the-line and their measly $600paycheck either. Writers, just because your contract expires on Thursday doesn't mean you can't keep working while negotiating. I'm not saying forever, but how about long enough to prove you're not trying out maneuver the AMPTP. It's quite clear you hoped to catch"the man" with it's pants down by striking now (as opposed to waiting and aligning 'till the actors and directors get screwed too all the while still negotiating on your own).

Bringing the industry to a halt is good in theory until you remember that "the industry" is actually people trying to make a living.People with families, mortgages, credit card debt, college payments,etc etc. Faces simply caught in the crowded crossfire of what's right and who's right. So if you choose to stand by striking now, please know your support staff might not be there when you do finally sit back down. For, we too, have our rights. The right to work, the right for our turn to pursue our dreams, and the right to look up to you--those that have come before us. What kind of "right" do you want to be?

Jessica Alba Has Convenient Morality


Jessica Alba has insisted she will never go nude in a movie because of her strict religious beliefs. "I will never do a nude scene in a movie - not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed. "I come from a Catholic family and it wasn't seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off."

Those religious beliefs must have taken a holiday when she decided to break with Catholicism and go ahead and live with her man whore. Either that or maybe her family didn't want her taking off her clothes but encouraged her to go ahead and sleep with guys and live with them because you need some kind of sin in your life. Of course all this piety won't mean crap in five years when she can't get a role and is forced to seriously consider whether being the center square is such a bad thing. Cash would have left her for someone younger and wealthier and she would be forced to fend off the advances of fat bloggers and James Woods. At that point, I don't think she will remember this little interview she gave, and instead will be contemplating whether they will give her extra for going full frontal. Never say never.

Becks Brainwashed


While speaking to Arena Magazine, David Beckham took the opportunity to say a few words about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Scientology. David said Tom and Katie had never "shoved Scientology down the throats" of The Beckhams and he was thankful for that.

He went on to say that Tom and Katie were "amazing people" and "just so positive about life." "We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in," he told Arena."But they have never turned around to us and said, 'You have to be a part of this', because that's not what they're about. It's never been about that. "There's been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don't do things like that."

OK, first of all the man has been brainwashed. I am almost certain that when Katie was first asked to describe Tom she said he was an amazing person and just so positive about life. I don't know if that is some kind of hidden phrase that summons Xenu and turns Tom into an alien, but it does freak me out that he chose the same damn words.

Second, when the hell did Katie become a Scientologist. Why did I think she was still a Catholic? Is she in on this thing now? Is she one of them? Will she make the complete transformation into a Laura Bush look-a-like or can she escape? I really am freaked out by Beckham's choice of words. I think what happened is that at that welcome to LA party, Jada Pinkett Smith took charge and just kept repeating those same lines over and over, and all the other minders there would do the same thing. Next thing you know, Becks has been brainwashed.

X-Files Has A Start Date


For those of you who have been anxiously awaiting for the X-Files to return after its television run in 2002, the countdown has begun to the start of filming on the second X-Files movie. On December 10, filming begins with Chris Carter at the helm and Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny reprising their roles as Scully and Mulder respectively. The working title for the film is Done One, but you know that is just for show and refers most likely to the first film.

Not really scandalous gossip or anything and I'm guessing most of you don't care, but hey this is the X-Files. I'm not a Star Trek fan or much of a Star Wars fan, but I love the X-Files and will be first in line to see it. Now, although I want to be there on the first day to see it, don't get me confused with the people who will camp out for two weeks before the first midnight showing, or who will see it repeatedly over the first 48 hours.

I'm just going to see it once, and then another look see when it hits DVD. Then possibly again when it hits cable and again when it hits network television. Then of course there will be the Director's Cut DVD so I would probably review that as well. The release of the movie will probably lead to a re-release of all the seasons of the television show with brand new scenes and commentary. It would be kind of remiss of me not to at least view that extra material so I could comment on here about it.

But, it's not like I am some pasty, pale skinned, overweight X-Files freak who can't keep a woman and lives in a basement or something. Oh. Oh crap. OK, a little self realization. Wow. This would explain a great deal about me, and why women don't like my Lone Gunmen tighty whiteys as much as I think they should.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which blond sitcom star and new mom should watch her man more closely? When apart, he likes to hit on girls that look a lot like her.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Today's Blind Items

#1 On a day when you were being nice and maybe just had some great loving, you might consider this film actress to be B list. She used to be for sure. Now, she doesn't do much of anything except show up where the beautiful people are and every once in awhile make a fool of herself. Definitely only with beautiful people though. At a party the other night, she was overheard giving a lengthy dissertation on why she doesn't have any ugly friends and how if you do, people will think less of you, and that you should only surround yourself with the best which means rich guys, quality clothes, and no ugly friends. "What happens if someone becomes ugly after they are her friend?"

"I never speak to them again, unless of course they are rich or can help me in some way. But it better be a very big help. Of course they aren't my friends then, just a business partner."

#2 This pregnant singer decided to spend the night at a hotel with her man. She must have really enjoyed what they were doing because the management called twice to let her know that the other guests were complaining about how loud in bed she was.

Random Photos Part One

I'm not saying Christina Ricci isn't still attractive. I'm just saying she doesn't even resemble herself from even six months ago.
At first I didn't really like this look on Lori Loughlin. Then I started thinking about teacher fantasies and I see what she was trying to do. Well, maybe her eyes were bothering her, but the school teacher thing works better than the fact that she passed out and left her contacts in for three days and got an infection.


The uni brow and band aid on the toe are what I look for in a date. Katharine McPhee, must know this and is sending me some type of subliminal message.
The only message I get from this is that exercise looks like hard work and that George Clooney sweats like a Whitney Houston performance.
I think Diana Ross forgot her meds.
Denise Richards demonstrates the benefits of a 4th grade education.
Yun Jin Kim. She is in Korea promoting her new film Seven Days which looks incredible. I'm not just saying that because January is around the corner or anything. I'm just saying the film is amazing and everyone needs to see it like 34, 35 times with your family.



I really do like zippers.
You know Tom Ford is my gay crush. Don't you think that if he were straight that there is just no way on this earth you would ever see him doing Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. I do think that in a moment of weakness he would go as low as a Nicky Hilton though.
Alice in Wonderland? Hmmph. More like Alice's Restaurant which is always open and where you can get anything you want.
Nicole Kidman begins the slow transformation into Fergie

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