Thursday, October 18, 2007

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Secrets From the BFF

Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for.

Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the BFF is treated alternately as servant and confidante. So since the BFF can be as catty as they come, secrets are starting seep, shedding light on several mysteries, including weight, children, and heartbreak, all pointing to one cause.

Male hormones???

According to the BFF, she took male hormones as a way to stay thin. As a result, she miscarried at least once, which is what resulted in the big break – she lost love because she was obsessed with being skinny…so says the BFF. The BFF also confirms that she has since stopped, which is why her body is back to lovely.

Still…her reputation, or her looks for that matter, won’t be lovely for long if BFF keeps yapping. In many ways, in one very critical way, she needs her buddy more than her buddy needs her.

45 comments:

Urban Myths said...

Nicole Kidman, period.

ehinckle02 said...

Jen Aniston

NotAMeanGirl said...

that's what I was thinking. But, really, if that's right... this item isn't TERRIBLY blind. heh

dreadpiratecuervo said...

JSimpson /KPaves

NotAMeanGirl said...

Errr... Nicole Kidman is the one I was thinking lol

lauramart said...

Lainey says on her site this morning, it's not Ken Paves. She doesn't say anything about Jessica. Does that mean it's Jess and Cacee? Lainey does comment a lot on how tranny she looks.

I thought Jennifer Aniston when I read it.

Laura

doublewide said...

i'm thinkin nickers for sure

Grace said...

At first I thought Hillary Swank, but supposedly the big break was over HIS drug problem.

DisorderlyMan69 said...

It is BLOHAN!
BLOHAN
BLOHAN
BLOHAN
BLOHAN

And Samantha Ronson!

DisorderlyMan69 said...

It is BLOHAN!
BLOHAN
BLOHAN
BLOHAN
BLOHAN

And Samantha Ronson!

Heather said...

Jennifer Aniston

jhammert said...

Jessica and Cacee was who I thought of immediately.

doublewide said...

on second thought the "lovely body" might rule out nickers

Fabiola Thing said...

More interesting gossip from lainey...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Biel_getting_ass_groped_by_female_friend.aspx

Fabiola Thing said...

Aniston and Courtney Cox.
Jen has made is very clear that she is not naturally thin (which Kidman clearly is), and she has gained weight in the past few months.

ehinckle02 said...

Remember how close J. Aniston was with her hair dresser, Chris McMillian. She moved in with him after her split w/ Pitt. Now you never hear of them being together. She was looking quite manly for a while and now has some curves

whimsicalrationale said...

Hmm. At first I thought SJP, b/c it said "lovely" body. (Her perfume). But this person has split from their love and SJP is still married so it can't be her.

Then I thought Jessica/CaCee. But if she was taking male hormones wouldn't her chest have gotten smaller??

I can def see Nicole though!

hannah said...

I totally thought Jennifer Aniston right off the bat. Maybe Perez has something when he refers to her as "Maniston"!

Although Jessica Simpson & Ken Paves fit all of the clues perfectly...

jindi said...

fyi lainey makes it clear that the BFF is someone who is involved in "making her beautiful"in a chair.

So it's a make up artist, hairstylist etc of some profile who is not Ken Paves.

Sarah said...

Kate Bosworth?

Way too thin a few years ago and I always had the impression it had something to do with her breakup from Orlando Bloom.

She's around again lately and looking healthier.

No idea who does her hair though.

Pinky said...

Wow - that chick in that photo has a serious hold on Jessica Biel's ass cheek!

Jennifer said...

Maniston is really close to her hairdresser.

Jennifer said...

And the line "that's what friends are for...." Must be Maniston! She's gained some weight recently....what a jackass.

wood1107 said...

Absolutely, 100% Maniston. She said this morning that it ain't Paves. Remember, this is about a hairdresser who's blabbing, not necessarily a female friend. BFF means 'best friend forever,' not 'best female friend.' She moved in with McMillan after her divorce, and she's known as the 'play my way or I'll take my ball' girl. And Maniston is looking curvier in her 'candid' bikini shots these days. As far as the comment 'she needs him more than he needs her?' Refers to what Lainey calls her "happy" habit.

Oh, America's sweetheart. We thought we knew ye.

Dee said...

Without a doubt Aniston. Lainey's specifically said that she thinks Aniston looks lovely now that she's curvier. She was super close with her hairdreser right after the breakup, but now you hardly see him.

april said...

Great guesses! I believe this is Aniston as well. So she gets her 'happy' from her hairdresser?

jax said...

Aniston for sure if it wasn't Paves.

Jennifer said...

from Lainey:
Jennifer Aniston on the set of He’s Just Not That Into You looking so healthy and so happy, especially for the paps. Of course for the paps. But still. It’s nice to see her body back. It’s nice to see some curves and some sexy. It’s nice to see a lovely juicy ass filling out those jeans.

jindi said...

fyi:
blind item lore has it that biel is a lesbian who left a long-standing girlfriend behind in her home town to "make it" in hollywood. he has been photographed several times kissing hte same woman on the lips.

she makes my gaydar explode.

jindi said...

april: good catch! last line does seem to suggest her hairdresser is the one who gives aniston her cocaine.

trashtalker said...

If this is about Jen and Brad, and they split because Brad didn't like that Jen "was obsessed with being skinny," it's interesting that he's with Angelina, who has nary an ounce of meat on her. Does he put up with it because Ang actually gave birth?

kellysirkus said...

definitely Manniston and Chris McMillan
her hair is her signature fame
and Chris is responsible for that

brendalove@gmail.com said...

the "children" part makes me believe Maniston.

jennifer_c_chandler said...

Totally Maniston.

annie said...

If it is Jennifer, I think that 'one critical way' is the fact that her hair is as famous as her acting.

Fabiola Thing said...

Trashtalker--I guess the difference is that Jen was obsessed with being skinny, and Angie is just skinny.

Miss X said...

I've read before that Pitt likes his girls boyishly thin. Remember how thin Gwyneth was when they were together?

april said...

jindy,
Thanks, but I got it from wood1107!
:-)

Jenny said...

I agree with the Jennifer guess, several clued like "the big break" as in the Break up movie she did and her actual divorce, and maybe that's why she's never acually said in so many words that Angelina was the reason why they broke up. And can anybody remember how thin Gwyneth Paltrow was when she was with Brad? and now Angelina is super thin too. He probably likes them that way.

sarah said...

Nicole Kidman doesn't look any different, weight wise, anyway, than she did when she was 22. She has said she's always been skinny. Aniston is a great guess. I could see that being an issue between she and the Brad. Also, she was really close to Macmillan and now he's disappeared. And the hair thing is true. But has she gained that much weight to change her appearance lately from super thin to normal?

Miss X said...

was there ever suspicion that Aniston was pregnant? Besides lately, I mean.

becka said...

It seems to say that the break up wasn't just because she was obsessed with being skinny, i think it was more that she felt that being skinny was more important than having a baby.

And, when I read this, I also thought immediately of Jennifer Aniston.

klown said...

While the clues fit Aniston, one of the first people that popped into my head (after Simpson, who Lainey has already shot down) when I read this on Wednesday was Cameron Diaz. For years Lainey referred to her as "Hermy Diaz" and since her breakup with JT, Lainey has often noted how "unhermy-like" Cameron is looking. Though I have no idea who the hair dresser would be.

Virgo74 said...

Manniston, the clue, recieving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. It has to be her hairdresser that is putting her business out there.

SUE said...

This blind item makes no sense whatsoever. What woman would attempt to lose weight by taking male hormones? Wouldn't they cause her to bulk up with muscle instead of trimming down? And what about the rest of it --chest hair (UGH!),facial hair, hyper aggression......

I just don't believe this ever happened.