Salma Hayek has revealed for the first time that as a youngster she was very slow in developing breasts. As a result, she was constantly teased about them at school. What is a Catholic school girl to do? Why pray to God of course. Salma says, "My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. "When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. "And he gave me them! Within a few months, I developed a growing spurt, as teenagers do, and I was very pleased with the way I grew outwards."
Now of course it is entirely possible that God enjoys seeing large breasts and schoolgirl outfits. Of course God could also have foreseen that Salma was going to need a little boost of confidence to guide her on the path to fame and stardom. I'm guessing God missed Dogma or else the flat chest would have been back the next day.
For those of you who don't have access to Mexican holy water to wish for larger breasts, I think just re-reading Are You There God, It's Me Margaret will probably do the trick. There is no reason why chanting "I must increase my bust" wouldn't work just as well for you as holy water, and would save the cost of a trip to Mexico in search of the Fountain of Breast Enlargement.