Friday, November 09, 2007

Latin Grammy Awards

At first glance I thought Borat had invaded the show and the woman was wearing Kazakh money on her head, but it turns out it is the group Aterciopelados. Yeah, I don't know how you pronounce it either. But hopefully the fine people over at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and the Michael Russell Group will pay careful attention over the next several weeks as I attempt to get press credentials for our movie reviewer and therefore suck up to every nation in the HFPA. Sucking up though, does not mean no snark, as you will see shortly.
Mario Lopez is why snark was invented, but hey at least he irons his jeans.
This is Miguelito. Let's just hope he doesn't turn into Miguelito Jackson.
That must have been one big animal.
As far as I know Jaslene Gonzalez doesn't sing or really do anything which would make her have to appear at the show. That being said, I am so glad she did. Latin Grammys sponsored by a Dutch beer. Theo Kingma is the HFPA member from The Netherlands. Hope you enjoy Jaslene sir and the plug for the fine alcohol that comes from your country. My only suggestion would be to keep the bars slightly further from the red light area. Won't get into details here. But bye bye wife number 3.
I'm going to take wild stab in the dark here that Ivy Queen doesn't text much.
Where the hell have you been Benjamin Bratt? Nice to see you and your lovely wife Talisa Sota. She looks like a happy sort.
This is the group Strings For Kids. They are not to be confused with the group Ropes For Kids or Chinese Toys for Kids.
Ricky Martin says hi to all his Hawaii gays.
Did Ruben Blades ever become the President of Panama? I know he kept trying.
This is Orishas. I have no idea who they are, but I do know that the women in my office love them.

9 comments:

__-__=__ said...

So nice to see guys in something other than baggy jeans/t-shirts or sweats! Orishas is hotness!

Lucia said...

Aterciopelados are actually a great Colombian band. Very indie, that sort of stuff, but good. And Orishas have been around for a loooong time; they're also very good if you're into hip-hop mixed with some salsa and cuban music.

Majik said...

Put leather chaps on the one dude from Orishas and I swear it's the guy from the Village People.

MissBliss said...

Speaking of the Orishas, check out the monobrow on the guy on far left!! He has a three-bag-head for sure.

Handsatlanta said...

from Enty...

Nice to see...Talisa Sota. She looks like a happy sort.

She looks like Derek Zoolander.

Getty said...

Orishas is awesome!!!! Love them!!

www.orishasthebest.com

Trix said...

is it just me or does Jaslene look like trannylicious extraordinaire?

NaTi said...

YAY ATERCIO'S!!!!! GO COLOMBIA! www.myspace.com/aterciopelados

George said...

Happen to be trying to find this and learned a lot more than expected post. Thanks.
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