Thursday, December 20, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears Thrown Under The Bus


When I mentioned yesterday my idea for The Britney Spears reality show starring Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead, and how it would really be similar to The Anna Nicole Show, I realized it was missing one key ingredient. The crazy relative. You have to have the crazy relative like Anna did. Well, I found one.

Chanda McGovern is the aunt to both Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears and she is apparently the Michael Lohan of the family Spears.

Apparently not content to let the tabloids find her, she went and sought out the tabloids so she could give a statement on the pregnancy of her niece. Instead of parroting the family line, she said that Jamie Lynn got pregnant on purpose because Jamie wanted attention. Chanda said that Jamie was doing it to rebel.

She says that Jamie Lynn is jealous of all the attention that Britney gets everyday and so she wanted a little "me" attention. The best way to do this was to get pregnant.

Well she certainly got attention. Hope it is what she wanted. Who wants to go to Christmas dinner at the Spears house this year? That should be one hell of a party.

15 comments:

d said...

God, I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall for that Xmas dinner. Hey, at least you know there's gonna be plenty of food.


Mmmmmm. Foooooood.

simone said...

My, a child created out of spite. How mature.

GammaGirl said...

I don't even wanna know what is going to go down around that table!

AS much as I hate to admit it, I could see how this could actually be what happened.

Jolara said...

This whole thing just makes me so sad for JLS and her unborn child. I have a 16 yr. old daughter and I just cannot imagine her being so self centered and selfish and making her life (not to mention other family members who will no doubt help out)extremely difficult by bringing a child into this world while she is still a child herself. Teenagers don't think about long term life decisions. They just don't get it! I really do partially blame her mother for this. She needs to stay out of Brittanys' business and raise her own kids for once. What kind of mother lets her 16 yr. old daughter allow her boyfriend stay overnight??? Get control woman! So many mothers forget that they are the MOTHERS not their childrens' friends. Kids get and make lots of friends in their lives, they only have one Mother (sometimes 2!) They may not like our rules or what we have to say sometimes but geez, we know the difference between right and wrong. I don't care if you are from Louisiana or California. Common sense is common sense.
sorry for the rant, this whole thing just really bothers me.
~stepping down from my soapbox~

Trix said...

Hmmm funny how she went out of her way, to get attention, to talk to the tabloids about her neice just wanting attention. Thats the pot calling the kettle black, innit?

jax said...

yup.

i had a dream last night that this was a clever ruse to divert the paps from Britney in order to get her better without 100 cameras in her face or them responding to her texts for pictures and attention.
can you imagine? it could work.
give me a call Lynn.

Carla said...

And to think we still have to figure out the teen Disney pregnancy as well as the Papa Producer blinds.

Oy la la.

Robert said...

Gotta love one relative that says what everyone is thinking but afraid and/or to PC to say! Please, she ain't no run away living under the Hollywood FWY and addicted to crack. Getting knocked up at 16 by a 19 year old is a total for attention! She knew she knew the spitting weiner in her va-ja-ja wasn't gloved!

kellysirkus said...

Jesus, if she wanted attention couldn't she just get a DUI or flash her coochie?
Why bring an innocent child into the disaster?
Selfish Brat!

I would rather go to the Spears family dinner than the Cruise family dinner. At least they'd have a box of wine and it would be entertaining

Jolara said...

ROFLMAO- "At least they'd have a box of wine"

Clllllasssssy!

Trix said...

I'm still kinda shocked that they decided to go public with a huge layout in OK. I mean...that mag in recent months has been criticized for their false stories. This is the mag that went forward with printing Britney's escapades. And...doesnt it just seem odd/weird that she took her teenage out of wedlock pregnancy to a TABLOID? I just felt like I was taking crazy pills when I saw that.

I started to wonder if Jamie Lynn and her mom hadnt just done the interview to retract it later and say that OK made up the whole thing, so they could ruin them! Would make nice revenge for the Brit expo, right? But that cant possibly be the case....

I just...am still dumbfounded...that she got pregnant and she and her mom thought it'd be best to have a sit down with a tabloid to talk about it and tell the whole world....the logic has me so dumbfounded I can barely get a grasp on the situation.

kellysirkus said...

I do feel this whole thing was very contrived and planned -- whether it's true or not.
This might have been the best plan that Lynn and Jamie Lynn could think of to try to pull Britney up and out of the gutter.
For normal peeps like us, yeah, it's crazy.
But I could see this family cooking it up like it was the best batch of meth south of the Mississippi

bionic bunny! said...

odd. i said the same thing. i didn't even know she had her own show until this came out. poor li'l trailer trash kid. i actually feel a little sorry for her... after all, look at her role models.

Merlin D. Bear said...

The scariest thing for me is that I'm the tell it like it is relative in my family - although I must confess, I'd never take it to the tabloids.
(well, maybe...depending on the offer anyway)

Jerry said...

That's not the first time dear old Auntie Chanda has turned on the family...