Friday, December 21, 2007

Lainey Blind Item

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”. Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?

40 comments:

Dijea said...

Am I missing something - married, 3 kids, sucessful no matter how much we dispise him. Tom Cruise.

davesablast said...

Savvy? Johnny Depp

Diva said...

Will Smith? hence the fresh comment...

Diva said...

dijea- Lainey ruled out Cruise this morning

KS said...

agc has will smith as the answer, but they get it wrong as often as they get it right

nathalie said...

"Savvy", "part of the crew"... yeah, could be Johnny Depp. Though he's not married.

Dijea said...

Whoops. My bad.

GammaGirl said...

Will Smith seems to fit the clues the best.
He has one film, "Hancock", in post-production and I think we all remember his "hip-hop" career.

Dijea said...

Is scientology just a hang out for closeted gay celebrities. Maybe it should be called the Closeted Hollywood Club.

LB said...

Will Smith.

k said...

$cientology promises to cure gayness, or anything else that ails a person. So gays in denial, who want to get those pesky thoughts out of their heads, are fresh meat for $cientology.

Rumor has it that the Grand Pooh Bah of $cientology, a David Miscarriage or Miscavage or something, is Tom's special little friend (he's about 5'2".)

Dijea said...

Ick!

Jolara said...

How many kids do the Smiths have???

I caught the "savvy" too & My heart sunk a little thinking of Depp, but then I realized he only has 2 kids and isn't married.

I'd say Mel Gibson, but he is supposedly a strict Catholic, he'd probably burn himself at the stake if he had "dirty thoughts" of him and other boys.

clara said...

Maybe it is a director not an actor

cliterati said...

Good morning... Lainey's "AND IT AIN'Ts" were Travolta, Cruise, and Johnny Depp.

tania said...

I think it's Will.

Apparently Scientology isn't all that good at curing gayness! Travolta's escapades are well-known not-so-blind items, for instance.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I think it's Will Smith.

captivagrl said...

will smith. i'll also consider danny devito and ron howard.

lyz said...

for the AINT'S..>Travolta and Cruise = Scientology. Could that be another Will Smith hint?

Dijea said...

I think Scientology only says it cures gayness so that everyone think the Closet Club is really strait. Its not really a religion anyway.

Nobody come after me for the last comment.

Marisa said...

it's totally Wolverine aka Hugh Jackman

Tell em, Ent!

parisss said...

dijea.... you are SO GLIB. You don't know the history of psychiatry like I do. SO GLIB.

Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

Trix said...

I'm going with Will Smith, too. I thought maybe Travolta but now with that ruled out...

Twisted Sister said...

The only problem I have with Will Smith is that I wouldn't call 3 kids "several children". Three is a few children. Not several.

There's a hint in "looks like they belong in a music video". What could that be? Sounds like Smith, but the several children thing is still hanging me up.

DNfromMN said...

The hints really don't lead to Hugh Jackman (even though I'd totally want to be one of them boys, yowsa!). I think you're onthe right track w/ big willie.

scumkid said...

Um, no offense twisted sister, but several and few are pretty much synonyms used interchangably that mean, basicaly, more than 1. Several-is not really accurate. There could be as few as two or three items to disambiguate (which is a smaller number than most definitions of several provide for), or as many as 100. Regardless, it's a part of speech. Generally people use few when they want something to sound small, and several when they want it to sound large, but neither has a specific lower limit. I'm an English phd (who often misuses words/grammar even though!) so I just wanted to point out that it is subjective.
several- being more than two but fewer than many in number or kind
few-not many but more than one

Ok, just trying to help! Hee hee!

jax said...

im laughing my ass off at Scumkid and his phd in english..great name.
lol.
thanks for the schoolin'

Twisted Sister said...

Scumkid - no offense taken, but 'a few' is still less than 'several'. Since you couldn't use the word 'few' for only 2, then obviously you could use the word 'few' for three. Several is more than that. Will Smith has three kids - which is a few - but not several.

Class dismissed.

And Jax, you may stay after and clap erasers for laughing....lol.

sarah said...

Denzel? He's a sex maniac, and I don't get the feeling the blind implies the celebrity is way gay or anything, just "he needs variety"...

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scumkid said...

I was just kidding, but also thought it was strange that you were putting so much relevance on one word. But, yeah, several would mean more than few, but they both could mean three, that's all I'm saying. So, yeah, Will Smith has three kids, which is a few, and which his several. Heck! Three kids seems like a plethora to this mind!


(Jax, name comes from a band that played around town when I was an undergraduate. Seems fitting.)

Twisted Sister said...

I think the word several is a hint, which is why I think it's important. And I still say several means more than three, so Will is out for me.

Denzel, on the other hand - four children - brilliant guess!

I like your name, Scumkid, it makes me laugh!

jax said...

cool.

Irishstayc said...

I know most have already been covered but here is the up to date AND IT'S NOT... list
IT'S NOT
MEL GIBSON
TOM CRUISE
JOHN TRAVOLTA
JOHNNY DEPP(THANK GOD)
PATRICK DEMPSEY

Methinks it may be Will Smith - and I thought of Will for the A-lister getting bizzy during his #1 movie premiere that ENT gave us as well

Dee said...

The same day she posted this, Lainey posted a picture of Will Smith with Tom Cruise and this was part of the caption: "This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page."

Gotta be him.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

When I first read it, I thought it was my man Johnny.
But you know, if it had of been him, he would still be the hottest insatiable bisexual homeless-looking man any of you have ever seen.

jenner said...

Don't know if anyone will make it here since this is from this morning, but when Lainey uses "savvy" she means, like, "you know? you got it? understand?"

ie it's not actually part of the hint, she uses that word constantly.

audieh_1 said...

I think it's Jack Nicholson.

RandomRamblings said...

Will Smith.

Peek Freans said...

How about Mr. Madonna...Guy what's-his-nose. Or possibly Marc Anthony. Both of these work if you read 'next hit' as purely sarcastic and if 'mega successful' could mean they bagged a wealthy spouse.