Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Larry Birkhead Wants His Chance At Britney


Larry Birkhead wants to do for Britney Spears what he did for Anna Nicole Smith. In an interview with In Touch, Birkhead says he finds Britney to be sexy and that he is looking for a blonde, single woman with children. No doubt, Larry has called Howard K Stern who probably is already sitting in front of the gate at Britney's house and will move in next week.

I just find this whole thing disturbing. I find it disturbing because I could actually see Larry try and make a move on Britney. God knows Britney would be up for anything involving a man, sex and publicity. What would be better in her Adderall inflicted mind than a guy who was with one of her heroes, Anna Nicole Smith. We could all follow the sage of Britney, Larry and Howard and would make for one hell of a reality show. You have a southern blonde with kids who has a history of drug abuse and nudity and some crazy ass relatives. Hard to tell which is ANS and which is Britney. The only difference is that Britney already has money and could afford to pay Howard K for his expertise so he could get off the couch in his parent's basement and start destroying the life of another woman.

9 comments:

Dijea said...

EEEWWWWW!

kellysirkus said...

here is a link to photo of jamie lynn with Brit over Thanksgiving. She definitely does NOT look preg. but does look to be heavily PMSing
http://www.thadoghouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/425_spears_britney_jamie_100807.jpg

califblondy said...

These people need to either get fixed or move to a different gene pool.

Melissa said...

Haven't you seen Idiocracy? Its inevitable....

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Howard K is using Larry to help him reel her in. I think Howard K could be a serial killer.

DNfromMN said...

Wait... Howard K Stern lives on a couch in his parent's basement... just like Ent.... Hmmm... Ent, are you HK Stern? ;)

Dijea said...

LOL dnfrommn!!!

jax said...

Please he doesn't want Britney..he wants her damn kids!!!

I call BS on this story as being spun in a differnet context to what he meant. Even Larry isn't that dumb.

belicoso said...

While this would be a match made in gossip blogger heaven, I don't think any of us are lucky enough for this to go through. This would create a perfect storm for the paparazzi who already swarm these two. Inevitable arguments over who was the bigger media whore would last for weeks at a time and instead of just 1 kid for Larry to exploit, he'd have access to 3.