Thursday, December 27, 2007

National Enquirer Says Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant




Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? I don't know and honestly I don't care. I'm tired of her and her neurotic behavior. She spends so much time with the Arquettes that I am beginning to think Courteney Cox went gay on us and David Arquette just sits there and watches and whittles. I know, but in my imagination David seems like a whittler. I could co go with model airplane builder or glue sniffer as alternatives if you think those would be better. The photos above were taken on December 24th. I don't know when the Enquirer published, but I do know they used a two month old photo from that movie set where Jen looked more haggish than usual.

The one thing besides the big bulge in this outfit is the fact that Jennifer's thighs seem much larger than normal and she is smiling. Jen smiling is more rare than a laugh on the Carson Daly show. She actually is smiling and red faced and I don't think it is just the booze. Well if she is pregnant I hope it isn't any booze. Just ice tea, but of course it would have to be decaffeinated ice tea. Maybe she just drank milk. She could have just been happy because the Arquettes actually talked to her for the first time in a month. If anyone knows if Jen is pregnant it is going to be David, Courteney, or Brad Pitt's mom. No one else. Not even the guy who got her pregnant probably knows unless of course it is David, then he probably knows because she told him. But no one else.

19 comments:

jindi said...

she is a total pothead

apparently she was so depressed in the budget hotel room in timbuktu where she was filming that all she did for months was smoke weed and pig out.

her figure is not naturally that thin.

she used male hormones (and cocaine) during her marriage to brad pitt to keep herself scary skinny...since then it's been cocaine administered liberally.

wtf said...

Her face looks puffy too. Who would impregnate her?

jax said...

...or she could be pregnant. Miss Aniston does not allow for flabby thighs.

if brad pitt left me i'd self medicate for decades too.

captivagrl said...

wtf- only a fertility doctor....

Trix said...

Yeah she's got that face bloat that says she's either been drinking hard, or is preggo. I've heard those pot head, cocaine, and male hormone rumors too...hope she's giving those up...

__-__=__ said...

Where did I read that she was getting sexed by Jason Lewis? Anybody????

ms_wonderland said...

She supposedly had a little canoodle with Orlando a few months back. That would be a very cute baby.

simone said...

If she is pregnant, I can't believe she waited to get pregnant AFTER divorcing a guy like Brad Pitt. Any fertile woman in her right mind, married to Brad Pitt and who wanted a child, would not hesitate to have one with him.

So if she is pregnant... whatever.

jax said...

ms-wonderland..that was a press mistake..they were both in Mexico for a wedding but the paps only shot the two together even though there were many people there in close proximity.

Petra said...

Jax...This weeks' Star has them in LOOOOOOVE and moving in together, with Jen deliriously happy.

I wonder how the Star will feel when they find out their story was based on single photo-op?

jax said...

im talking about Orlando if you reread my comment..not jason Lewis.

Miss X said...

I'd like to see her with a kid. And happy. For once.

Karen said...

Why all the hate on this woman? She is attractive, talented and doesn't seek publicity like most of them. I think she's darn lucky to be rid of an egomaniac like Brad Pitt. I hope she finds true happiness.

kellysirkus said...

who cares?

Alice.W said...

'Why all the hate on this woman? She is attractive, talented and doesn't seek publicity like most of them. I think she's darn lucky to be rid of an egomaniac like Brad Pitt. I hope she finds true happiness.;


I feel the exact same way Karen. Brad's a loser. The nastiness against Jen on the smut sites is way out of proportion, especially as she was the injured party. At least she's handled herself with grace and hasn't gone off a nicked a husband. I just don't get all the hatred.

I mean seriously, does anyone really know how much time Jen spends with the Arquettes? Of course not. I'm sure she hangs out with many of her friends but they're probably not as famous so that's not newsworthy.

Production Girl said...

Well if she is preggo, Congrats to her!

Rebecca said...

Late to the party as usual. If she's pregnant, good for her. If not, well, business as usual. I always felt she was he classier member of the split. Pitt struck me as being at his height in Thelma and Louise. And dumb as a stump. Although Gawd almighty what a stump!

acetomato777 said...

She does look chubby in these. I doubt she's pregnant. Or to rephrase - I doubt she plans on having a baby.

RandomRamblings said...

Again, like Eva Mendes, she is a chain smoker and has been for years. There is no way that someone who was pregnant or thought that she was, would blatantly smoke up as much as she does in public. She would at least try to hide it a la Nicole Ritchey.