Saturday, June 16, 2007

Random Photos

Whether it's for money or attention, she does look good in this photo.
Lily Allen enjoying a shot or twenty during her show at Bonnaroo.
"Yes, I took from his wife and I'm the biggest slut on the planet."
Maybe it's the dark lighting, but Fergie doesn't look that bad.
The bride and groom wore white. The bride accentuated her white dress by going without a bra and adding go-go boots. Class all the way.

Daytime Emmy Awards

BethAnn Bonner and Bree Williamson are coming to my next party. Hell, they are a party.

If I had a girlfriend as hot as Portia, I would be smiling even bigger than Ellen.
The simulated public grope.
Starting those pregnancy rumors.
I didn't realize that Hefty also designed dresses. I'm looking for the twist ties and they are invisible.
Free shit and no Rosie makes Elizabeth very happy.
The ladies in my office go nuts over Constantine Maroulis so figured I would post his photo for you. I guess his "gang sign" is to assure everyone he's straight. Used to be the earring in the left ear, but this is much simpler.
If you ever need a good guess for any blind item from any site, this couple is a good place to start.

Music News And Photos (No News Today, But Extra Photos)

Brad Paisley - Good Morning America - New York
The Black Keys - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Badly Drawn Boy - Hyde Park - London
Alexa Ray Joel - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Paris Opera Ballet - Capitol Theater - Sydney

Just Jack - Hyde Park - London
Gilian Welch - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Faithless - Hyde Park - London
Cold War Kids - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Brazilian Girls - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Paolo Nutini - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Mark Ronson - Hyde Park - London
Lily Allen - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Kings Of Leon - Bonnaroo - Manchester, TN
Kelis - Hyde Park - London

NY Post Blind Items

#1 WHICH newsman and TV legend has been able to keep his skeletons in the closet for decades? He has two children out of wedlock who are now adults living in New Jersey .

#2 WHICH muscle-bound ballplayer likes to bring his wife to strip clubs, where the couple enjoys wild times in private back rooms? He doesn't mind when his wife gets blind drunk because then she can't see the fun he's having .

#3 WHICH governor is seeing so little of his wife that she's seeing a lawyer?

Saturday Links

Attention or money or both?

The Hoff's ex is abusive and doesn't want to take drug or alcohol tests. Sounds like a fun mom.

Claudia Cohen died yesterday. She was one of the greatest gossip columnists ever as well as being one of the sweetest people ever. She will be missed.

John Travolta gets his daughter Ella a role in a new movie. When is he going to get Jett a role in a movie? If you ask him, he would probably say, Jett is only interested in sports and doesn't really want to act.

It kind of looks like Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson are smoking a joint, but it also kind of doesn't.

One theory is that Paris did all of this for money. I think that theory is nuts, but it makes for good reading on a weekend.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Adrian Grenier--I Always Listen







Four For Friday

#1. With the writer's and actor's strike looming, this show has been filming almost constantly. The male star of this network drama has been doing so much coke and speed to keep himself alert during filming that he looks wildly different not only from each episode to the next, but even from scene to scene which is causing even more filming.

#2. Just because someone got married within the last three months doesn't mean this B list television actress should stop sleeping with her ex-boyfriend does it?

#3. The dog fighting scandal that has rocked professional football could be set to claim another participant. This time it will be one of Hollywood's brightest young film stars. Only B- list, but rocketing up quickly, this actor has hosted dog fights and even breeds them. Not a huge scandal on its own, but he also says he's a vegan and an outspoken supporter of animal rights. I guess he may have to rethink that whole thing huh?

#4. This married A list male actor who has been in a number one film within the last year or so recently stopped in to an adult video store. He rented four movies starring the same actress. The clerk said something to the effect of our actor must really like the actress. Our A lister said he was going to f**k her later that night and wanted to see what he was getting in advance.

Random Photos Part 3

Getting ready for those munchies in Rome. You can take munchies in whatever form you want, but after those pics the other day, I bet Melanie is already guarding Antonio's hotel room door.

62 years old and he looks better than me.
Never one to miss a free trip, Kimberly shows up for the wedding.
So why is the trainer walking the dog? I already volunteered to help Geri with her child needs. You just stick to being really, really large.
Has anyone else noticed that since Kate Middleton has stopped acting Queen like she has become way more attractive.

Well it's better than wearing sweats everyday and she doesn't look like a tranny. But, let's see how she does this weekend. Way to make sure that label is showing.

Even More Links

Justin Timberlake says Jessica Biel is a "dear friend." He also said Jessica is the one that wanted to meet him in Europe. See. Things always fall into place.

Kathy Griffin must be having her best day ever. She made the tabloids. Of course it took a nightclub and gunshots, but, hey it's press. Is it me or is her assistant Jessica getting better looking?

Chow Yun-Fat loses ten minutes of screen time in China.

Angelina picks up strangers on the side of the road.

This one is a stretch, even for the gossip world.

Paris in jail means everyone gets extra cold cuts. Nothing like double bologna to make that prison time fly.

Random Photos Part 2

**Update** The woman in red is Aimee-Lynn Chadwick.

This photo was taken in Hawaii. Nice place. I always smile while I'm there. Well except for one time which involved bare feet, lava rock, and a bottle of Everclear. Anyway, Hawaii makes you smile. Further, this was an award show solely to honor Claire Danes. This is a party for her. Show some enthusiasm. Please. I'm begging you.
Honey. You are just supposed to endorse the vodka, not drink the whole bottle.
First of all this whole suspenders with the shorts thing has got to go. Second, this photo is not going to make me rush out and buy Playboy. When I see this, I'm not thinking to myself, "I have got to see Amanda Beard naked."
"Hey Hilary. You want to play find the candy bar?"
"No, I'm not here to see Anna Kournikova. I'm into this whole nature thing. I've got trees."
Ashton Kutcher and a life size Queen of Spades.
David Gest is trying waaaaaay to hard to prove he's straight. Come on David. You were married to Liza Minelli. Liza Minelli. You probably got more action at the wedding from Michael Jackson than from Liza.
One of these guys spent the night hitting on
Hayden's mom???
Keira Knightley stars in the Natalie Portman Story. Sienna Miller co-stars as Natalie's slutty next door neighbor.
"It's been 13 years and I still get laid by telling OJ stories." Why is Kato even invited to parties? What list is he on?
I'm guessing Jesse met her in rehab. Just guessing here.