Saturday, June 23, 2007

Random Photos Part Two

Ummm. Kevin, I like you and we've known each other a long time, but I need to tell you something. Your wife had a baby last week and she's still 100 pounds lighter than you and has smaller breasts. Maybe it's time for you and Patton to do Jenny Craig.

I'm thinking she looks more like Ben.
You know that thing I was saying before about bringing the ugly friends? I would rather take my chances with the rats.
Gina Gershon is hot, and has always been hot.
This would be the best reality show.
Awwww. A little Ponchette.
I wouldn't want her holding me either kid.
Dylan McDermott came out of hiding.

Random Photos Part One

As much as I dislike Jeremy Piven, I think this is a good combination and a cool photo.
Jesus. How much work did Janeane Garofalo get done? She's not even close to the same person she used to be.

Could Henry be the reason why?

Valerie doesn't seem all that thrilled with the boyfriend. She looks sexy though.

Sam Rockwell and Piper Perabo not so sexy. They look like rejects from Spun.
Patton, you're funny, but putting your hand on your stomach isn't going to hide the extra 50 pounds.

Speaking of a little extra. Is MJH pregnant again?

I'm glad to see Kevin could dress up for the premiere. The sport coat really jazzes up the denim shorts.

Saturday Links

First of all if you need to hold it down while standing up, then the damn dress is probably too short. Second, the dress looks like it was made in five minutes by a Project Runway reject.

And remember, she's a sex symbol, and so is Pam.

Cameron may be 420 friendly but she still knows how to piss off an entire country. (See what you get when you read on the weekends.)

Paris loses $1M, but she does get out of jail on Tuesday and can start possibly spreading her herpes again.

Tom must really want the Beckham's to become Scientologists.

If you could have waited 20 years, you could have married a guy old enough to be your grandfather too.

TMZ has a video of the Lohan fight I wrote about yesterday. That religion thing really doesn't seem to be working for Michael.

I have to say Mena Suvari looks pretty damn hot in these photos.

Music News And Photos

Jon Bon Jovi and LeAnn Rimes - MTV Unplugged - New York
Chicago - Today Show - New York
The Automatic - Worthy Farm - Somerset, UK
America - Today Show - New York
Xzibit - Luna Park - Sydney
Super Furry Animals - Worthy Farm - Somerset, UK
Rosenstolz - Wuhlheide - Berlin

Johnny Winter - The Canyon Club - Agoura Hills, CA

Friday, June 22, 2007

Four For Friday

First, a hint. If you can figure out where Nip/Tuck was filming yesterday at rush hour pissing me off, then you can figure out where the actor lost $2M playing poker. Nip/Tuck was filming directly across the street from the storefront hiding the poker room.

Here is a question for everyone. I waited several weeks to bring it up because I didn't want to make it obvious which blind item it is, but is everyone sure that Ted C.'s "and it ain't" are really aint's? The reason I ask is that when I read one a few weeks ago, I said to myself, "oh that's so and so" and so and so was an ain't. I know this person is the person and so now I wonder if the ain't list is really the yes list.

#1. This teenage actress hasn't been seen with her boyfriend lately. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he took her virginity and has been telling anyone who will listen that he's ready to find the next one now.

#2. Speaking of virgins, this virgin actress is about to say so long to her husband because she's tired of him doing nothing but making a living off her name and not even doing a good job of that.

#3. The Virgin Mary she ain't, but this blond 420 friendly actress recently paid for a new roof for an elderly neighbor who has no homeowners insurance and is on a fixed income.

#4. Speaking of insurance, this married B +/- actress is set to begin filming on a new movie in a few months. It keeps being delayed though because no one wants to insure her, and the fairly large all B+ cast needs to get it done before the strike. No insurance in the next week or two means a new leading lady for the film.

More Links

Keri Russell and her new baby.

Eddie's going to be a daddy.

Drew Carey is a much better choice to replace Bob Barker.
Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis. Real? Do you even care?

Random Photos Part Two

At least Ashlee's hair looks better. Must have gone to Supercuts.
Brother sister dates are always weired. When you combine it with the sister wearing something that says f**k me now, then I start having Jolie flashbacks. Can't sleep when that happens.

Keira actually looks better without makeup.
My favorite Full House alum. Jodie Sweetin has totally remade her life and she is a great example of recovery and what you should do to get your life back together.
Which one of these women will James Blunt cheat on next?
No more Duff photos when they are together. They all look the same.
Aaaaah. Love for Eve and Shane Powers.

Still no ring huh?
I wonder if Pimpa Joe did something to Ryan to make him slide downhill like this.
Speaking of sliding downhill.
Mel C dressed as Posh for a UK television special.

Random Photos Part One

My favorite photo over the past few weeks. They all look good and it's a great combination.
Whether you sleep with him or not ladies, Dallas Austin will talk smack about you. Better to just walk away.
The fingers look fine on Courteney's shirt. They look obscene on David's though.
I know Salma is pregnant, but you have to believe she can look better than this.

I wonder how long it takes him to get ready?
"A fan. Someone came. I can't believe it."
Kelly Hu on the set of Farm House.
Jamie Brown on the set of Farm House.

Entertainment Weekly Celebrates The EW 100

Working solo last night. I heard Kim K may have met her quota with Fabolous so went back to LA.
Amerie just kind of disappeared with all the Rihanna hoopla.
Nothing snarky. Alan Cumming is not photographed very often so thought I would share.
The only reason I post photos of Lydia Hearst is so I can link to her "fashion" show.

Kerry Butler is like Elisabeth Hasselbeck on crack.

Gilbert Gottfried finally got invited to something. Congratulations Gilbert.
Ice-T can have her. Actually, so can you. And you, and you and you and you.
A mom and her son, or Sky Nellor and Esteban Cortazar. I think I will stick with the first thought because there's just something wrong with this picture. It's creepy and he brought the big tube sock.
Rihanna changed her hair. You can actually see her face now.
I know I say it about everyone lately, but those boobs look new and improved.
Figure skaters go downhill faster than any other celebrity.
When is the last time you saw Montel? I thought he was dead.