Friday, July 20, 2007
Quick and dirty like Paris in the back of a Ford Escape. Hey at least it has room for her surfboard. Hang on, I need to go back and add to my rant. Be right back. OK, back. Just had to add a few more descriptions of Paris. If you think of any that I missed and that won't get me sued, please pass them along and we can all make it the longest sentence in the world. Give R.E.M a run for their money. Then I will find all the photos of Paris posing with products and have one big jolly post. It will be the happ, happ, happiest f**king post of all time. Now, on with the show.
#1 - Ummmm. She's told everyone she's pregnant, BUT she hasn't been to a doctor (OB/GYN), AND has taken no pregnancy test. She has simply missed a period or two.
#2 - Comes from AP and like all good AP stories they come from the women's restroom. Seems this female B list television/ made for tv movie / maybe one good movie role actress who has done the whole "I'm not anorexic or bulimic anymore even if I ever was," type speeches has been seen in the bathroom twice in the last ten days or so by AP puking up all the appetizers and drinks she had cheerfully consumed 30 minutes earlier.
Oh, thinking of AP reminded me that the "spy" who goes to the events for me and does those reports you love wants me to go the Emmy Awards with her which means she won't be texting like crazy. So, I have to think of a way to get out of it gracefully because otherwise you will have to go with what I remember or maybe I could try live blogging. Anyway, sorry for the interruption.
#3 - Have you noticed this A+ list couple hasn't been photographed together lately even though he has been. Do you think she is enjoying her long "vacation" because he slept with their maid's daughter or because he hit on and got rejected by the son of a family friend. Both happened but who knows which caused the "vacation."
#4 - There is this network, should be a hit, dramedy show, and it seems that a married actress on the show is having a little thing with the currently unmarried, main star power, but not really the lead actor on the show.
Bonus - This jackass B+ actor, on a hit network drama was in a restaurant for lunch on Wednesday and was dissatisfied with his food. He called the waiter over to complain. When he didn't feel the waiter was being attentive enough to his needs our actor took the ketchup covered cheeseburger and threw it at the waiter. Well threw is an overstatement since the waiter was about 1 foot away. Our married actor then got up with his ho of the day and walked out.
Its 5am in Sydney and I already got an e-mail from one of my favorite readers there who says she and Tyler Atkins are really good friends. She's going to call him. Let's see if he talks to her and what he has to say. Maybe he wants to rethink that "amazing" comment. Sleeping with Paris is a 30 second fling (30 seconds is average right?) Herpes is forever.
Didn't Delishis just get married? Well she needs to make a living just like anyone else I guess.
Some party in Australia. Just thought you ladies and certain gentlemen would like a little something to make you smile.
"Now come on. I didn't say 17 milk shakes a day made me put on this weight. I said 7."
Courtney and the Bean.
Michelle Scott Lee had a little too much to drink at her birthday party.
Be careful Sean. Don't want to have to bail another person out.
Yesterday it was Posh's legs, and today it is Madonna's arms.
Sure I can see what Petra saw in James Blunt. A one hit wondered homeless guy with no future.
Speaking of no future. Well I wonder if I dress up one of my blow up dolls to look like Jessica if it will be the same.
Paula Abdul is always a fashion disaster but she holds out for that something extra at the Emmy Awards. There could have been much more, but I feel bad for her having to be a sugarmama and her show tanking.
54th Emmy Awards
589th Emmy Awards (notice Warren in the background trying to suck in the gut and get that corset back in place)
Vannessa Sexillo - 58th Emmy Awards
Jennifer Love Hewitt - 57th Emmy Awards
Kim Cattrall - 55th Emmy Awards
Mary Hart - 55th Emmy Awards
Mary McCormack - 57th Emmy Awards
Tess Smith - 57th Emmy Awards
Angela Bassett - 54th Emmy Awards
Britney Spears is filming her first music video in over two years and this is one of the outfits she is wearing in the video. It will be interesting to see how the finished product looks when all is said and done, but the raw version in the harsh sunlight is not really the best look for this outfit or Britney. I'm not exactly sure if she's going for the Elvira thing, a Dominatrix look, or just a hooker funeral, but since she's acting as her own manager now, it should be spectacular.
The first two photos are from a Billy Bob listening party to celebrate his new CD.
Billy Bob Thornton & Lisa Loeb - The Village Recorders - Los Angeles
Billy Bob Thornton, Lara Shriftman, Dwight Yoakam, Gail Zappa, Fred Durst
Bryan Adams - Aintree - Liverpool, UK
Air Supply - Assey Levy Park - New York
Neil Young - The Cutting Room - New York
The cast of "Hairspray" - Today Show - New York
DJ D-Life and Ja Rule - 33 Patterns Street, NE - Washington DC
Billy Ocean - Assey Levy Park - New York
Sum 41 - fuse Studios - New York