Full Frontal Friday -- Ryan Reynolds

Although I feel as if I have given you plenty of men to stare at and save to your private porn collections this week, I know you are always wanting more. Hell, it's the weekend, maybe the significant other in your life is going to want some and this will help it make it easier. I did give all the straight guys and same team ladies a present earlier, so for everyone else, I give you these Ryan Reynolds photos here, and if you would like some full frontal of him, then click here. Definitely NSFW.

Random Photos Part One

I know most of you don't really like Kat von D, but for some reason I think she is pretty hot.
The always lovely Jill-Michele Melean who should have known to invite me to this party because there is nothing I enjoy doing more on Thursday nights than torturing a Hilton sister.
I am going to have to find someone to be snarky about, but Hayden Panettiere looks as good as she has looked in a long time.
I never thought I would be snarky about Heidi Klum, but for once she just doesn't look that great. It could be the lighting, or the fact that I can see her back wrinkles or the line across her back, but for once, Heidi Klum does absolutely nothing for me. Now, I don't want you to think that I wouldn't be all over her if I saw her like this, I'm just saying for purposes of this 2 dimensional blog, she looks like crap for once.
I don't know if Dita von Teese and Eve planned on matching the wall hanging, but it worked out really well.
Damn, I am having to be nice to Zac Efron today also. Look at those middle schoolers. That is pure joy people, and he was there for a good cause. Where is a Hilton or Denise Richards when you need them? Hell, I'll settle for Eva Longoria and her B list actress self.
Victoria Beckham is like the kid at the school play who just stands there and doesn't really have any idea what to do.
I have come to the conclusion that Rumer Willis is like a 1940's movie star in her looks. That sometimes manly sometimes amazing look depending on clothes and lighting. This even looks like a 40's bathing suit. I know it is a dress, but if you use your imagination, then you can see it.
On the one hand Ryan Seacrest mentioned the site on the air a couple of weeks ago and he did get in that staged fight for me with the Australian Idol boys. On the other hand, you have a guy with lots of rumors about him at a the Victoria's Secret show, so part of me wants to know if he is there looking for something to buy Oscar De la Hoya or if he wants something for himself, or if he really does like staring at hot women in lingerie.
Wow. Awful, just awful. This would have been the better twin to bring to show and tell.

You Knew It Was Going To Be Like This

Does everyone remember Kyla Ebbert? No? Didn't think so. But, I bet everyone remembers the woman who was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight last July for wearing revealing clothing. Well, after making Southwest apologize and look bad for their behavior, Kyla did what every woman who loves exhibitionism does. That's right, Kyla, the former Hooters waitress, who wants to be a lawyer, posed for Playboy. I guess she wasn't hot enough for the actual magazine though so they just threw her up on their website.

Kyla says she got paid less than six figures for her pictorial. What that means is that she got about $1000 and got to see the Mansion. The photo at the top of the post is what she was wearing when she got kicked off the plane. The photo at the bottom of the post is the most she wears in her Playboy shoot. To see the rest of the very NSFW photos click here.

Four For Friday

A 15 minute court appearance turned into three hours, so am a little behind. Will do FFF right now and post everything else throughout the afternoon. Next week will be a very big week. More from WD as well as two long blind items to get you through Thanksgiving Day.

Hints-There is almost no chance that any blind item will be about a current member of Heroes, Lost or The Office.

#1 This female solo singer and member of a group overdosed on heroin on a recent flight. The rest of the group walked her up and down the aisle of the plane until the plane landed. At that point, they walked her around and around the plane until a doctor could arrive. They still managed to perform that same night.

#2 Haven't heard from our accountant in awhile, but he said this A list film actress received a wire transfer of $1M from the actor she is "dating."

#3 This former B list television actress in the middle of a divorce to a rocker missed a custody hearing recently because she was getting paid $50,000 for a week of travel with a gentleman.

#4 This solo male Top 40 singer has an actress girlfriend. Well he likes the world to think they are boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually she only has girlfriends. Seems the lover of our actress got pissed at the "boyfriend" three weeks ago necessitating a quick trip to the dentist for the boyfriend. Seems the lover knocked out one of our singer's teeth when they had a disagreement. Turns out the singer cries like a baby.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which tall comedian is pursuing a married woman? This ladies' man is totally besotted with the hot blonde - but then so is her hubby...

SNL And 30 Rock Putting On Live Shows

This promises to be a very cool weekend in NYC. The cast members of two New York-based TV shows that have been crippled by the writers strike, 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live, will deliver one-time-only live performances this weekend in Manhattan.

The sold-out shows will take place at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on West 26th Street, with proceeds going to a strike fund established by the Writers Guild.
Saturday Night Live will be performed at 11:30 p.m. Saturday, and 30 Rock at 8 p.m. Monday. Superbad and Arrested Development star Michael Cera will be the guest host of SNL, and the musical guest is alternative rock band Yo La Tengo.

SNL cast member Amy Poehler said in a statement late Thursday that the theater is a "second home" to many of the performers and writers.
"We are doing this to raise spirits, raise awareness and raise money for our hardworking production crews who will be having a hard holiday season if this strike continues," Poehler said.

From what I understand, this is going to involve every cast member from both shows, and also a great deal of interchange as well since the 30 Rock people primarily came from SNL.

So Friends With Benefits Then?

Lance Armstrong tried to put a stop to all those rumors about him dating Ashley Olsen. He told Page Six that "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."

So, from this statement it appears that he doesn't think they are anything more than friends despite what Ashley might think. I notice that he doesn't say that they aren't having wild sex every night. She did show up for his daughter's show and tell. I think she thinks there is more to this relationship than just friends.

I love how Lance adds that they have hung out amongst friends. If he meant to say that they have only hung out with other friends present, he didn't do a very good job of it. He's trying to make people think that without lying.

I just hope you let Ashley down easy because, as you say, she is incredibly nice, and very smart and from what I hear doesn't give it up that often. She also has enough money to crush you like a bug. Anyone else flashback to Kids In The Hall there?

Worse Than Government Dinosaurs

Tom Cruise, the little general himself is about to sign on the dotted line to play, brace yourself, Hugh Hefner. That's right, the little dwarf who has to use every ounce of his acting skill to act natural around one woman is now going to portray the most heterosexual man the world has ever known.

A friend of Tom's is quoted as saying, "Tom knows of Hugh's colorful past and thinks he would be the perfect person to bring it to the big screen."He also thinks the role would be a challenge for him, and would remind people of his versatility as an actor. At the moment people are concentrating on his personal life, and his marriage to Katie - but he wants to remind them that he can act too."

The role would be a huge challenge for him. First of all he is going to have to actually touch women, and not just with gloves on. Second, he is going to have to kiss them, and finally, I am guessing there might be a nude scene or two. While the ladies in those scenes will no doubt be happy that Tom doesn't rise to the occasion during filming, it may also prove awkward for all of us forced to watch the film.

If Tom Cruise did pull this off, then he would deserve a big six foot Oscar. If he gets a step ladder he can even look at it eye to eye. My guess is that after lots of thoughtful consideration, he will announce that he had been offered the role, but that out of respect for his wife, he just can't do it because she would be too jealous. Uh huh.

Why don't you just have her play Barbi Benton, and then you can turn this into Eyes Wide Shut 2 and force her to get naked while you prance around in a smoking jacket. Maybe Leelee Sobieski could show up for a day or two of filming, because we know how much you love her. She's a little tough with you, but you love her.

Ted C Blind Item

Time for an update on the world’s not exactly best-kept secret, the actual identity of Toothy Tile, the (now infamous) closeted homo actor who used to want us to know he liked diddling boys in parking lots and everywhere else imaginable. Our inbox is a curious, overflowing influx of both salivating and outraged disenchantment. Why are we delaying things, they scream in cantankerous unison, as if Toothy’s consulting us personally, like we’re the Columbia School of Homo-Outing Journalism or something.

We’ll leave that to other institutions of righteous indignation. We here at Awful still say it’s ultimately up to the celeb—not us—to say she or he leans closer to Rosie or T.R. (Isaiah, we are not.) Oh! Oh! Oh! Our fave reader stab—which are all over the friggin’ map these days—at T.T.’s real name? Joel McHale! Come to think of it, J.M. does linger in wardrobe when I’m trying on the latest Ben Sherman...though, it ain’t him.

But listen, Tooth, if you’re reading, and we know you are, just wanna give ya a little fairly heated heads-up: Heaps (albeit small heaps, we’ll admit) o’ your pals are contacting us. They’re complaining not only about this damn about-face on your self-proclaimed mission to take a strong stand at letting the world know how down you are to be queer, but they’re more personally peeved, too. Remember all those canceled dinners and parties and such, the ones where your “people” (who would sell their first adopted Chinese kid for a made-up, ass-kissing item in People) said, "Better not be seen with these fagola guys"?

Well, the guys are getting more than put out over your arguably ill-advised, sudden distancing. In fact, it’s prolly safe to say your old gang’s more worked up than a dog-lovin’ bitch after Ellen DeGeneres’ ass, and that’s no joke. Watch it.

Rachael Ray In FHM - 2005

I thought everyone had already seen these. However, from the reactions today, some of you apparaently haven't. From 2005 here is Rachael Ray in FHM.

Today's Blind Items

#1 Despite the posturing, the marriage is over for this B list television actress on a hit dramedy and her sports playing husband.

#2 This gorgeous, award winning B list actress on a hit network drama and her affianced have called it quits.

#3 This lead singer of an aging hit rock band used to provide drugs for his celebrity daughter so she wouldn't have to get them from someone else.

Random Photos Part One

It has definitely been awhile since I have seen Colby Donaldson.
ADD huh?
Merry Christmas from one red nose to another.
If Alicia Keys keeps looking this good, I would want to watch her date herself also.
Always a big fan of the red carpet grope, Adrien Brody goes for it with Elsa Pataky.
My southern friends would say that Heather Graham looks like she just got wallered.
That is a good looking suit on Hayden Christensen.
Not so good looking is Edie Falco.
Is that a bra or part of the dress on Chloe Sevigny?
After the event, Claire Danes and the other wait staff cleared the dishes.
Rachel Bilson looks even more amazing here than when I knocked her over at a Borders two weeks ago. She was buying Restaurants For Dummies in case anyone is interested.
Doing the "Elaine" isn't the best look for Natalie Portman.
If that is the way Vanessa Lemon Jello blows, then Nick might want to consider someone else.
John Leguizamo looks good, but also looks he needs directions to the closest bathroom.
Jennie Garth is always amazing. Getting hammered in Vegas with your dance partner while the husband watches the kids is even better.

Rachael Ray Whines About Her Marriage

Using both her show and Kneepads Magazine, Rachael Ray started whining about how the tabloids are really beginning to upset her with their constant talk about her marriage and how it sucks big time. Considering she didn't mention bloggers, I am guessing the rest of us were right and that her marriage is crap. Now, she might be trying to salvage it for vanity or for money, or maybe even for love, but basically she just wants people to stop buying tabloids.

What I'm wondering is why she suddenly brought this up? Bloggers, tabs, everyone has been talking crap about her husband and her marriage for months and months. It's even been awhile since anyone really said anything about her kinky husband and his wandering eye.

I'm thinking that hubby did something really, really bad in the past week or so and that the tabloids must have called her publicist for a comment or reaction, or maybe someone is trying to sell some photos of her husband. You know what would be the greatest photo ever? Oprah, Dr. Phil and Rachael Ray's husband all getting it on. I know, I know. You are thinking that best photo ever would Oprah and Michael Jackson getting it on, but this is what this country is all about. Healthy debate. Well, fast food and healthy debate. OK, fast food, obesity and healthy debates. Actually, I guess we really don't like debating, we just like the fast food, obesity and naked photos of celebrities.

WGA Always Planned To Strike

The head of the entertainment industry's largest union threw the WGA leaders under a bus by accusing them of delaying negotiations to such a degree that the WGA made a strike inevitable. Thomas Short, president of the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees (IATSE), accused WGA West President Patric Verrone of deliberately delaying talks with the Association of Motion Picture and TV Producers (AMPTP) until the last moment.

"When I phoned you on Nov. 28, 2006, to ask you to reconsider the timing of negotiations, you refused," Short said in a letter to Verrone. "It now seems that you were intending that there be a strike no matter what you were offered, or what conditions the industry faced when your contract expired at the end of October." The result, he said, has been the loss of jobs for thousands of members of IATSE and other unions. "

The IATSE alone has over 50,000 members working in motion picture, television, and broadcasting and tens of thousands more are losing jobs in related fields."

Short concluded that it was "time to put egos aside" and return to the negotiating table and predicted "irreversible damage" to the industry if negotiations do not resume. Verrone issued a brief letter in response cryptically noting that IATSE members receive five times more in contributions to their health fund from the studios than do writers, and then added, "To put it simply, our fight should be your fight."

He then insisted that the WGA is "willing to negotiate" and that it was the AMPTP that walked out of the negotiations. "So please help us by doing everything you can to get the AMPTP to come back to the table and settle this strike." However, later yesterday, Verrone backtracked on his earlier statements and said the WGA would only return to the table "as soon as the companies make it clear that they are willing to respond to the issues that are important to the association, leading with new media."

Hayden Is On The Run From The Law

An arrest warrant was issued in Japan for Hayden Panettiere for her recent confrontation with fishermen during a dolphin hunt.

Hayden said the warrant does not faze her and that she would do it again. Obviously she won't plan on visiting Japan until this settles down, but she seems to think nothing will happen to her because Japan won't try and have her extradited. Well, a US citizen cannot be extradited from the US to face charges in another country, but that doesn't stop Japan from providing the warrant to Interpol and getting Hayden as she attempts to enter into another country who would have no qualms about extraditing her to Japan.

Now, I can't honestly see Japan sending it to Interpol because nothing really happened except she made Japan look bad in the eyes of the world.

Hayden commented to E! News that she would do it again if given the chance. "I was very excited that people were interested in what we did," she said. "In [Hollywood], you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab." Nicely said, and I am sure the world would love either of those from you. That being said there might be just a touch of hypocrisy with what she is saying. One of the reasons I think her efforts were so well documented was that she was wearing a bikini during the protest, and thus ensured that websites around the world picked up the news. Although she wore a wetsuit when confronting the fishermen, she immediately stripped it off when she got on shore and posed in her bikini with other similarly attired women. The above photo is before she took off the lower half of the wet suit, but as you know this is a family site and so I like to keep it fucking clean.

Emily Blunt--In Style UK