Miley Cyrus Sleepover Photos

Everyone all over the internet is making a big deal out of these Miley Cyrus sleepover photos. Are they racy or indications of some lesbian inclinations? Are their clothes off? Hell no. It's just two girls goofing off and eating candy. What should disturb everyone is the fact that no matter what you are doing or who you think you can trust, if you are a celebrity, you really can't. Whoever took these photos was obviously a friend of one of the two girls, yet it didn't stop them from selling the photos or distributing them on the internet. You think they will be invited to the next sleepover? I don't think so either. If you want to see Miley in her new bikini, click here. If you want to see her April 2008 photos and almost nip slip, then click here, and it also has links to all her other sexy photos. To see her topless photos, click here.

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives First Interview Since Pregnancy Announcement

Four For Friday

Next week when I do some reveals, there will also be at least one update and clarification which I know you will want to read. Definitely.

#1 Which singer will not be invited back for Christmas anytime soon? Seems the prospective in-laws dislike diva behavior. Our singer was not a very gracious guest.

#2 This B list actress has bigger financial problems than we thought. Turns out for appearances she wants cash only and delivered directly to her. Not to her agents or her manager. Her manager hasn't been paid in ages and is threatening to sue.

#3 I told you previously that the two sisters have made up to some extent. I also told you it was a boyfriend of one that originally caused the rift. Well, the reason for the rift was the fact that the boyfriend got the less famous sister pregnant. Hence the reason for the breakup and... the abortion.

#4 This B list actor who is the star of an upcoming A list film might have some explaining to do to his long suffering wife. Seems that he is having a fling with his married with child co-star.

Random Photos Part One

This is the first time Allesandra Martinez has ever been on the site, but I certainly hope it isn't the last.
OK. Now that all the other news has settled down we can all enjoy Lily Allen's pregnancy, and everything that goes with it. As much as she drank, she must have gone through some serious withdrawals over the past month.
Dennis Hopper looks incredible. The guy is almost 72 years old. I didn't look this good when I was 22.
This is one of those photos I just love because of the combinations. I can't stand Carrie Underwood but there she is. Taylor Swift who is incredible is in the photo as well, but the big shout out goes to Kellie Pickler who came through and got me the most amazing Christmas gift and it wasn't even nude photos of her fake breasts. That would have been awkward since she doesn't know about the blog and I would have of course wanted to post them to show the world. And, I am sure Kellie gave out about a thousand presents for Christmas so don't worry if you think she reads the blog.
Carla Gugino somehow missed me this year on her Christmas gift giving list. Well there is always next year, and the year after. The sad thing is my first crush on her was because of a Pauly Shore movie. Do you think they slept together because that would ruin any fantasy ever. Pauly Shore twice in the same day. Wow. Besides Entourage this is the most work Pauly had had in years.
Chris Cornell in Brazil.
Vanessa Lemonjello spending money despite not having a j-o-b.
I think Neil Patrick Harris can do better than this guy. Seriously Neil. Find a guy without the man boobs.
Unlike most stars, I think Natalie Portman does actually read the newspapers she is photographed with.
Miley Cyrus looks more and more like her dad everyday. Better be saving up for some work Miley. But, on the plus side she isn't pregnant.
It doesn't matter what country she is in, Lindsay has gone Wino on us and refuses to change clothes. The people in Capri were subject to her new fashion outlook.

Football And Gossip

Hey New Orleans Saints fans. You still have a tiny chance to make it to the playoffs. Of course you have to win and have the Vikings and Redskins both lose to do it, but hey, at least you have a chance. One of the ways you can win this week is with Reggie Bush. Reggie is listed as questionable on the injury report. Well maybe if he had been back in New Orleans trying to get healthy and not aggravating his knee by walking around mall after mall and then banging the hell out of his girlfriend all week you might have improved your chances.

The photo above is Reggie Bush. I'm sure everyone recognizes he is with Kim Kardashian the most boring porn star who ever porned. (Not as good as the gayest gay who ever gayed, but you get the point) Reggie flew all the way from New Orleans to LA to spend time with his honey for Christmas. Nothing wrong with that. However if I were a Saints fan and there was just one game left and my star player spent an entire day walking around a mall and now says his knee is too sore to play, I might be a bit pissed. One game left and he can't wait one week to walk around a mall. I know she needs a little shopping to make her more receptive, but couldn't you have just stayed in a hot tub or ice bath and given her your credit card? OK, bad idea. She probably would have spent it all and then tried to get a credit limit increase. But still, there must have been some way to not make yourself look like you don't even care one bit about the Saints, their fans, or your fans.

There Ain't No Party Like A Mischa Barton Party

Mischa Barton is becoming one of my favorite celebrities. She has all the prerequisites. She thinks she is a much better actress than she actually is. She is not attractive unless photoshopped to death. She has a younger sister who is always good for something on a slow news day. She wears the most ridiculous outfits ever seen and she has been arrested. Plus, no one is really tired of her antics yet.

Because she has no sense of shame and because she has no money, Mischa is not going to try and renegotiate her contract with Luxor. Therefore on December 29th Mischa will be hosting the grand opening of the CatHouse in Las Vegas. I'm guessing she must have been paid all of about $10,000 to be there, but when you are facing jail time and big legal bills for alleged drug use, possession and DUI, what better way to face those demons than by hosting a party which will allow you to enjoy the possibility of getting busted for all of them again. I know it will be hard to accomplish since she will probably be staying at the Luxor, but one can always pray for a miracle. It's not like she is the sharpest tool in the shed and if someone suggests going somewhere after the grand opening, I think we all can count on Mischa to grab the car keys first.

Do you think she will invite her sister?

Golden Globes Canceled?

On Thursday, Writers Guild strike coordinator Jeff Hermanson announced plans to picket the show, which would likely result in most celebrities shying away. No celebrity is going to walk through a cordon of picketing writers to attend an award show. With new talks not set to begin until January 7th at the earliest, that would only give negotiators a few days to work out an agreement prior to the January 13th telecast. Lucky for all of us, the AVN Awards which occur in Las Vegas on January 12th have no such problems. On that night the porn stars of the world will unite and I know it is hard to believe but most porn movies don't have WGA members writing for them. Shocker isn't it?

If the Golden Globes are canceled, then it would put even more pressure on both sides of the strike to get a deal done prior to the Academy Awards. Even if the Golden Globes telecast is canceled, the awards will be still given out. No doubt Pauly Shore will be there and will be happy to accept any and all awards on the behalf of the winners.

So far, the only show of any note which will go on as planned are the SAG Awards which was given a waiver by the WGA. Rumer Willis for one is praying that the Golden Globes airs because honestly, what are the odds that the HFPA can't find someone better looking than her next year to be Miss Golden Globes.

Valerie Begue Keeps Her Title

Until about an hour ago, I didn't even know who the hell Valerie Begue was. Turns out she is Miss France. She was crowned Miss France earlier this year and then some photos which she took three years ago were suddenly published this past week. The photos caused a huge uproar in France and almost cost her the title. Well, she is going to get to keep her title but will not get to compete for Miss World or Miss Universe and will just have to be happy being Miss France. I think the photos are controversial, but hardly worth losing a title over. Remember, this is the same country that had its President divorce his wife so he could hook up with a model half his age. The most controversial photo is the one above. The video below just repeats and repeats and repeats the entire set of photos. They are pretty much safe for work although you can see through a wet t-shirt a little and the cover of the magazine has some bare breasts which are hard to see unless you look really close. Like you will have to really get close to your screen and watch the video over and over and over to get any kind of good look.

When Did This Happen?

Milo Ventimiglia has confirmed that he is dating Heroes co-star Hayden Panettiere. Where was I? Did I pass out at my keyboard again? I'm sure everyone else has already seen this, but I was kind of in shock when I read it. Oh, wait a second. Now I see it is from In Touch. According to In Touch, Ventimiglia reportedly delivered a toast to Panettiere at a pre-Christmas party for the show in Los Angeles, telling colleagues that they were in a relationship.

An onlooker told In Touch Weekly: "He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her." Ummm. I call BS. Oh, I think they might have with the operative word being might spent some time fooling around, but I don't see Milo standing up in front of everyone to make the announcement that Hayden is his girlfriend and that he loves her. That is the kind of thing for an engagement or something, not a girlfriend who could be gone in five minutes.

However, it is nice of In Touch to find me something to write about. I know most of you want this site to be Paris free in 2008. To do that, some other celebs are really going to have to step up their scandal game. I'm thinking a Denzel Washington and Oprah Winfrey affair would be nice. A Rachael Ray sex tape would be good for a week or two, and I can smell a Charlie Sheen breakdown coming. Meanwhile I guess this Hayden/Milo declaration of love will have to do.

Dad Choice -- Pimpa Joe Or Michael Lohan

While I was reading another truly obnoxious statement by Michael Lohan this morning I got to thinking about who would you rather have as your dad. If you had the choice would you rather have Michael Lohan or Pimpa Joe Simpson. I left out Thora Birch's dad because no one would ever want him.

Michael spoke to Extra yesterday. Oh, they didn't call him. He called Extra. See no one actually gives a crap about Michael and so he has to interject himself whenever possible. Specifically he offered up his support to the Spears family. I'm sure he will be their spokesperson by the end of next week. He also offered up the gem that Lindsay and Adrian Grenier are only friends and that she was only at his place for an hour last week drinking water. Allegedly he gave this answer in response to a question from Extra. My guess is that he said something about it first and they prompted him for more.

Here's the thing with Michael you get a pure asshole who can't get along with his ex and would just ignore his kids if they didn't make any money. If he couldn't make a living and get famous off his kids, they would be lucky to here from him except at Christmas. While Pimpa might like to watch his daughters, Michael seems like the kind who want to join in.

Pimpa is harmless. He is a perv and he makes lots of stupid decisions as a manager, but ONLY when it comes to things involving his daughters. He needs to stop managing them because he cannot delineate between personal and professional with them. No manager would have ever let that movie open. They also wouldn't try and stage such obvious publicity ploys.

Pimpa does a really good job when he is not emotionally attached to the project. Women's Murder Club is an example of this. The show probably should have been canceled, but instead he turned into something that (a) still has some episodes left (b) is being renewed (c) and is one of the highest rated new shows.

As much crap as I give Pimpa, and I'm not going to stop, I know that at if I were his child he would at least care about me, and if I didn't want to "sing" or "act" he would still care about me. Michael on the other hand would probably forget my name and move on to the next kid.

Sean And Robin Done - Where's Madonna?

You don't think that somewhere in her heart Madonna is getting ready to boot Guy Ritchie to the curb? Even though Sean Penn will probably be over at Eve's house quicker than you can say Mr. Hand, you know Madonna wants one more chance. She might indicate otherwise, but look for Madonna to start spending lots more time in Los Angeles. I don't think Sean will want anything to do with her, but you know Madonna does. When Sean got married to Robin in 1996, Madonna went to bed for a month. I also don't think she went alone but instead took a procession of people to bed to fill that lonely month. The only time Madonna wasn't a cold heartless person was when she was with Sean. So maybe she wants to get her heart back and Sean at the same time.

Normally I don't really comment on divorcing couples unless it is someone I know or there is something salacious about it. I do know that I am going to have to go through the blind items because there are a few that may come out should the divorce proceedings become public.

Robin Wright Penn is truly one of the great people in LA and I think this will be great for her. She has been in a shadow for far too long now and this will allow her to move on and grow and be able to breathe. It can really be confining and restrictive being married to Sean Penn. Even more so in some ways than being married to Tom Cruise because you get the feeling that anyone can kick Tom Cruise's ass.

Hollywood Nightclubs Will Never Learn

Despite the fact that at least three clubs and/or restaurants are being sued in LA for allowing minors to drink, and in the case of Lindsay Lohan allegedly letting her leave drunk and then causing property damage, LA clubs are still loathe to turn away underage celebrities or refuse them drinks. According to Fox News, Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were seen sipping martinis at Lola's. Last I checked Vanessa is like 19 and Zac is 20. Last I checked the drinking age in California is 21.

So what Lola's is saying to the rest of the world is "hey we know the drinking age is 21, and that is a law passed by the State of California. We know we could lose our liquor license if anyone ever finds out which would cause all of our employees to be fired and cause damage and disruption in their lives. We know we are endangering all the rest of the citizens of California when these two minors leave our restaurant and drive away. We also know if they get into an accident and kill someone after they leave here, our company will be responsible. But you know what? It doesn't matter. They are celebrities and so we are afraid to lose their business. They might tell other celebrities about getting refused a drink, and then we would only have regular customers at our place."

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star was caught by his missus trying to chat up another bird at a nightclub?

He wasn't so smooth when his girfriend just waltzed off and left him...

Today's Blind Items

#1 You know that required physical from yesterday? Reason for the physical? Abortion. Father? Unknown.

#2 This stage mom has been around and in the tabloids herself. She is currently married but not for long. Seems her husband found out about his wife, the B list actor/host and his celebrity girlfriend who enjoy spending time with each other often, and generally without clothes. The husband might have been okay with just that, but when the trio started dropping hints about including the teenager of the couple, a divorce was inevitable.

Random Photos Part One

Jessica Alba almost looks nice now that she is pregnant. Cash is still an asshole and is that Steve Nash walking with them? It sure looks like him but I can't imagine that he is friends with Cash. I thought he had more class than that.
Somewhere under all that fur is Goldie Hawn. Until I grew too heavy I really enjoyed skiing. What I don't miss though is being on vacation and looking as cold and miserable as Kate Hudson does in this photo. Of course much of that misery she brought in herself so maybe it is not just the cold.
The problem I see with Katie Holmes down the road is that when she finally does turn 40 everyone of us is going to think she is already 60. No more photos of Katie Holmes coming out of stores in 2008. No more photos of her walking down the street with Suri. Yes to pictures of her kicking Tom Cruise right in the balls. Assuming she can find them of course.
"One for you and one for me." I know. I am a horrible person and will go to hell I am sure. No, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't fat, but I just couldn't help myself. I also don't care if she is pregnant although a shotgun wedding would explain lots of things.
"Mommy. Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him with you in a long time."
Johnny Depp for your pleasure.
And because I'm a nice guy I will throw one more of him in for you. Sorry for the Tim Burton part, but I know some of you really don't mind at all if he was around also.
Tracy is now performing under the name Doogie Howser to avoid the Black Crusaders.
Love Ralphie May, but when someone weighs as much as me, it is time to think about gastric bypass. Seriously, you need to stick around Ralphie and you aren't going to be around very long like this.
If you are ever in LA, you have to call the Improv and find out if Ron Jeremy is performing that night. And no, I'm not talking about a live porn show. The guy really is funny.
Not so funny is the way Melanie Griffith continues to transform into a caricature of herself. Hopefully Dakota is doing great after her rehab stint. Spending time with Melanie is probably not the best way to give up wanting to drink though.
This is about as good as Keanu Reeves has looked in a long time so this must be from the set of a film.

Julia Stiles Deserves Some Love

You know how I am about stars doing good for others but making sure everyone notices they are doing it. I'm happy they are bringing attention to the cause, but also hate how they are only doing it to further their career and not out of a sense of doing it just to do it. Julia Stiles got a little blurb in the NY Daily News for something she did this year, but I think it needs to be said that not only does Julia do this at Christmas, she does it every three or four months.

Every piece of clothing that Julia gets free, and most of the ones she doesn't ends up at The Bottomless Closet. This is truly one of the great organizations. What they do is to provide business attire for women who cannot afford to buy it. A woman who has been homeless and just started her first job can't go out and buy new clothes or even used clothes for her new job. What Bottomless Closet does is provide business attire to women who cannot afford it and hopes when they succeed they will return the favor.

Obviously Julia gets lots of clothes that are useful to the program. She also realizes that she is not the same size as many of the women in the program and therefore makes a conscious effort to get additional sizes from the companies that provide her free clothes. When she busy her own clothes, she often buys another exact set to give away and is very good also at shaming stores into giving her extra clothes for the program.

Julia doesn't ask for any credit for doing this and doesn't seek attention for her cause. She does it because she cares about doing good, just to do good.

Matthew Fox From Entertainment Weekly

Matthew Fox of Lost in Entertainment Weekly.

National Enquirer Says Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? I don't know and honestly I don't care. I'm tired of her and her neurotic behavior. She spends so much time with the Arquettes that I am beginning to think Courteney Cox went gay on us and David Arquette just sits there and watches and whittles. I know, but in my imagination David seems like a whittler. I could co go with model airplane builder or glue sniffer as alternatives if you think those would be better. The photos above were taken on December 24th. I don't know when the Enquirer published, but I do know they used a two month old photo from that movie set where Jen looked more haggish than usual.

The one thing besides the big bulge in this outfit is the fact that Jennifer's thighs seem much larger than normal and she is smiling. Jen smiling is more rare than a laugh on the Carson Daly show. She actually is smiling and red faced and I don't think it is just the booze. Well if she is pregnant I hope it isn't any booze. Just ice tea, but of course it would have to be decaffeinated ice tea. Maybe she just drank milk. She could have just been happy because the Arquettes actually talked to her for the first time in a month. If anyone knows if Jen is pregnant it is going to be David, Courteney, or Brad Pitt's mom. No one else. Not even the guy who got her pregnant probably knows unless of course it is David, then he probably knows because she told him. But no one else.

Something Has To Be Said

Look, I know it is two Lindsay Lohan posts consecutively, but hey, I didn't see these photos of Lindsay and her sister Ali until after I hit publish. Besides, something needs to be said. Ali Lohan looks like a 14 year old girl working a street corner for the first time and Lindsay is the 21 year old hooker who has been doing it for 7 years or show showing the new kid the ropes.

It is time to remove Ali from the clutches of Lindsay. Yes, Lindsay is supposed to be clean or cleaner right now, but it still doesn't change the fact that she has and will sleep with anything that moves. Even though she is younger than Paris, my guess is she has slept with twice as many people. Ali is still young enough where she doesn't have to end up like Lindsay. Lindsay is wearing a skirt over her leggings. Notice Ali isn't. Does Ali think she looks sexy? She doesn't. She looks like someone who can be completely taken advantage of by a smooth talking guy though and the next thing we know Ali doesn't have that innocent look on her face. Instead she is pregnant or carrying a STD for life.

I don't know where Ali and Lindsay were staying, but I guarantee you that Dina or Michael probably loved the way the pair looked.

Ali. Listen to me. Whatever your mom or dad says to do. Do the opposite. Go live with any random neighbor and you will be better off than living with either of your parents. Also, I know that it is hard because your sister gets you into nice places and gets lots of free shit, but you need to stay away from her until you are about 18 or 19 and become who you are as a person and not who your family wants you to become so they don't have to get real jobs. Do it now before it is too late. Please.

$250 And A Pair Of Shoes

Without coughing up the alleged nude photos of Lindsay Lohan that Riley Giles claimed to have, the only thing he got from Lindsay Lohan and their two month relationship were the two gifts she gave him and the $250 and pair of tennis shoes he got for selling the photos above. For that kind of money he would have been better off just selling some blood and keeping intact his stellar reputation. Judging by the girth around his middle, I am guessing that much of the $250 will be spent at his local McDonalds. Nothing wrong with that. If it is good enough for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on Christmas then it is good enough for all of us. We are supposed to do whatever celebrities do, and so now each year every McDonalds will be filled to capacity with Brangelina worshippers. I think KFC is a bit greasy so I am going to take a pass on the December 26th tradition. Well, maybe a biscuit. Anyway, now Riley can move back to the old girlfriend in Utah and tell her how he was out under a spell by Lindsay. Judging by the intelligence of the ex we all saw in those MySpace messages I am sure Riley will be welcomed back to her arms. He is after all the first person she knows who ever got on an airplane or uses words of more than one syllable. Plus she can brag to all her friends that she was hotter than a movie star because Riley left Lindsay to go back to her. I'm not sure that is all Riley will be bringing her, but we'll save that for another day.

Sometimes Reunions Are Not Such A Good Idea

The Kinks are getting back together next year in their original format for the first time since 1969. There were a variety of other lineups until 1996 when the band called it quits for good. After seeing the success of The Police and Led Zeppelin and ignoring the tragedy of the Spice Girls, the original members of The Kinks are planning on going out on tour to support their new box set which is released next year entitled Retrospective. One of the reasons the group has not reunited prior to this is because Dave Davies had a stroke in 2004 and Peter Quaife who left the group in 1969 has severe kidney problems.

One of the problems I think groups like the Kinks face is being remembered for the great band they were or trying to go out and show everyone they are still that great band. I don't want to see a great band go out and struggle and not live up to their previous form. I don't want to have to see them have four other guys on stage with them to make them look good. Not everyone has to copy everyone else. Just leave well enough alone and enjoy being the Kinks and what you did. Don't ruin it for everyone or fans who have not yet discovered you yet by going out and making a hash out of everything you did for 30 years.

Hope For Meth Addicts Everywhere

With the engagement of Josh Duhamel and Fergie, meth addicts around the world have something to shoot for should they get off the drug. If they can "sing," sleep with the right people, spend thousands of dollars on a new face, teeth and body, earn millions, and be a freak in bed, then you too can get engaged to a television star. I think Josh is going to think about the marriage thing for a bit but at least now everyone who is doing meth out on the streets knows that if they stop they too have a chance at a B lister. Oh who are we kidding. You really don't. But, go ahead and get sober anyway then you can see how ridiculous this whole Fergie/Josh thing is and laugh with the rest of us.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which lawyer who hired an uptown PR firm to get his name in the gossip columns sent out a holiday greeting card to journalists, signed: "Your favorite atorney [sic]"?

Mischa Arrested -- Paps Told Cops?

Early this morning Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license. These photos were taken on December 23rd. Let's see..Possession of illegal narcotics? Check. Behind the wheel of a car without a valid license? Check. Really ugly pants with a huge cameltoe? Check.The only thing missing is a DUI. I'm just wondering if maybe the police aren't using the pap websites for their own uses as well. If you happen to see these photos of Mischa and realize she may be smoking a little pot and then you run a check on her drivers license and see that she doesn't have one, then maybe you start taking a little extra interest in her activities. As of this morning Mischa was still in jail unable to come up with $10,000 bail which means it might be more than just pot she is being charged with.

Today's Blind Items

I hope everyone here has had a great holiday season so far. I also hope that all of you are sitting at home and not stuck in the office reading this. It actually took me a minute or two to figure out what day of the week this is, and it is not entirely because of the drinking. Thanks to everyone who sent e-mails or e-cards, and copies of the letters you sent to all your friends and family.

I gave WD the week off this week, but she will be back next week and also I think a blast from the past may stop by and give her take on the world in a way that only she can. Also next week are reveals, although this past week has taken away two juicy ones, and with Jon Peters getting sued I think at least one other juicy one may hit the media before I get my chance next week. If you enjoyed the "singer" blind item from Monday be prepared for more. The spy I like to call RN has more from the world of five star hotels and the celebrities that frequent them.

#1 During a required physical last week this singer indicated she is HIV+. If you follow the partners and they were not safe, this could lead to some incredible revelations during the next year.

#2 "But how do you really know that this male B list film star is really gay?" Answer- "Because he spent a great deal of time on his knees proving it to me."

Random Photos Part One

This photograph actually was taken BEFORE the party began. I'm thinking that James Gandolfini may have started a little early. OK, maybe a lot early like Bloody Mary's at breakfast and going on right through the day.
I love The Hoosiers. I also love the Top Of The Pops holiday episode. It always seems like they have the best bands for this one episode and also some cool surprises. This year they even had The Proclaimers. I thought they were dead, but nope, there they were still making a living off that one song. Being a one hit wonder isn't bad if it is a song that has some life and is not something like the Macarena.
I have decided that Nicola Roberts (middle) of Girls Aloud serves much the same purpose as Mel C in the Spice Girls. You need one person who just can be pointed to as the not as attractive as the other members of the group. I'm not saying Nicola is ugly, I am saying though that looking like an extra from the television show Dallas is probably not her best look.
Normally if you saw a mother buying a stuffed animal the night before Christmas you would think she was buying a little extra present for one of her children. When it is Britney Spears and a Rite-Aid you start to wonder if she is going to go home and ride it or smoke the stuffing or a million other possibilities. No one even assumes it will end up in the hands of one of her sons.
I think Paris Hilton really did have last minute shopping to do. She is not whored up, and honestly with the exception of her dogs looks like almost any other shopper you would run into an hour before the stores close with 10 items left on your list to get. I may even be so bold as to say that this photo is the most normal Paris has looked in several years. She almost even looks human.
Mariah Carey on the other hand. Never normal, and her dog looks like he wants to make a break for it as soon as the assistant comes to get him. I didn't even know you could get cleavage in a ski jacket, and I sure as hell know that Mariah could use a slightly larger size of jeans for next year. If she breathes out, she and the dog are going to be blown up.
With all the money Kate Moss spends on drugs in a year, I think she feels guilty and I think that if you are her child or her current boyfriend she is probably one hell of a gift giver. She would really have to be to make you forget that she had sex with Pete Doherty for a few years.
You do realize that to fill up the gas tank of this truck costs about 10% of Blonde Ambition's gross ticket sales. Now remember, the theatre gets half which leaves about $500 for everyone else to split. Nice.
Nicole Richie should be very thankful for Joel Madden. This guy is a publicist's dream. Do you think that Nicole would ever have created a charitable foundation or done any charity work without Joel. He almost makes her normal. Almost.

Riley Has Nudes Of Lindsay

I honestly don't believe that Lindsay Lohan would allow herself to be photographed nude. Yes, she is not above flashing some crotch or not wearing a bra, but even she is not dumb enough to let a guy she barely knew take naked photos of her. Riley Giles is running around trying to cash in by claiming that he has nude photos of Lindsay and photos which show her in some very compromising positions. He has hinted these photos are of Lindsay not being so clean and sober. Again, as dumb as Lindsay has been in the past, I don't think she is letting people snaps photos of her doing lines of coke. I am wishy-washy on my support of Lindsay, but I actually think she is clean, or at least clean enough to where she is going to be ok for awhile. She knows she needs to regain her reputation which is one of the reasons I think she kicked Riley to the curb.

Riley was the equivalent of an onset romance. Once the production has ended you realize you don't have anything in common and you split. Hopefully you have left nothing incriminating behind or taken home a nine month present or STD and you move on to the next set and the next romance. All I think Riley has are some more teasing photos like the one he has already sold above, and maybe, just maybe a topless photo. Maybe. His problem is that only foreign magazines will pay top dollar for one topless photo. US, People, and the other usual suspects here in the US can't run them uncensored and therefore they will not be a big seller. Plus, people like me will just show the uncensored ones on our site leaving the magazines out of luck.

Grow up Riley and just hang onto them as memories and show them off to your friends as proof twenty years from now that you had sex with a movie star. When you have ballooned up to a cool 300 and have a wife and four kids, those photos might be the only thing keeping you going.

Does Boy Band Manager Equal Child Molester?

First there was Lou Pearlman who was accused of molesting boys as he created some of the world's most successful boy bands, and now comes news that Christ Stokes who managed the highly successful boy band B2K also enjoyed getting together with his meal tickets.

This is the story as first reported by WENN. I have also included the video interview so you can hear everything for yourself.

Ex-B2K star RAZ B has accused the band's former manager CHRIS STOKES of child molestation. Raz B - real name DeMario Thorton - makes the shocking revelations in a new internet video, in which he and his older brother, Ricardo, claim to have suffered at the hands of Stokes during their early teens. And the 22-year-old Bump, Bump, Bump star believes his old bandmates, Omarion, Lil' Fizz and J-Boog, have also been victims of Stokes' reported paedophilia. In video footage posted on YouTube.com, Raz B is seen being asked a series of questions by the sister of singer/actor Marques Houston - one of Stokes' longtime clients - who has also been accused of taking part in the molestation. When asked when the inappropriate behaviour first began, Raz B says, "It all started with Chris Stokes. Chris was like - let me touch you... I can't speak for everybody, but if you want my personal opinion, I think he did (touch all group members)." Ricardo - known professionally as singer Ricky Romantic - blames himself for failing to save his brother from Stokes' alleged exploits. He adds, "Chris (Stokes) made me take showers with the other boys... All the (things) that my brother was introduced to, that s**t was brought to me first... (Stokes) molested my brother and he molested me... when I say that, it hurts."

And in a telephone call to a man believed to be Stokes, also documented in the video, the manager appears to confess to the crimes, saying: "I don't do that anymore. That was me years ago... I just don't do that in my life anymore." But Stokes has hit back at the Thortons' allegations, and claims the false accusations were made in revenge after he cut them off from his payroll.

In a statement released on Monday (24Dec07), Stokes says: "The accusations that DeMario 'Raz B' Thorton and Ricardo Thorton have made are vehemently false and hold no merit. "I have recently stopped financially supporting both individuals along with assisting them with their criminal and legal matters, which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this." Stokes has also threatened the siblings with legal action: "My family is my first priority and the reason why I have been so supportive of them. In bringing these false claims, they have not only slandered me, they have also put me in a position to ensure that the truth is known and I will take all legal routes to protect myself, my family and my four children." A spokesman for Houston could not be reached as WENN went to press.

Here is the video.

OK, OK It's Time

As you know on October 5, 2007 I ran the following blind item.

#1 I don't even know how you define what list someone is when they are on some ensemble show watched by teens and pre-teens, so go with the above, and make her a female. Make her pregnant which is causing the producers to have a heart attack because they really don't need anymore scandals. But wait, there's more. One of the producers who is old enough to be her grandfather shouldn't be having a heart attack because of shock, because he is the one who knocked her up. New boyfriends are being lined up as we speak.

I had run a blind item about the same incident one month earlier but at that time I only knew Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant, but didn't know by whom. Still don't know by whom, just their approximate age and position. So yes, you as readers were the first to know and now we can let the tabloids do what they do best and make the life of the guy who did do it an absolute hell. It is because of the reporting of Star and other reports that are now surfacing that this is finally starting to come to light.

If you are interested in reading all the original guesses, then you can click here.

Price For Jamie Lynn Spears Photo Reaches $100K -- Merry Christmas Britney

Jamie Lynn Spears is hiding. She is hiding well. So far she has managed to avoid Britney Spears and Britney's camera. Why is Britney looking for Jamie with a camera? Britney wants the $100K currently being offered for new photos of Jamie. There are serious questions about just how far along Jamie is right now, and who the father is. Now, don't go all producer crazy on me. Just people are curious about who the father is, and why if Jamie is just three months along as she indicated that there are not photos of her with a three month bump. The pictures from September show more of a three month bump and so now if Jamie were to show up looking like Halle Berry she would have some explaining to do. Much more explaining than if the baby was say 3 months premature with a life threatening struggle to survive in a hospital with all the world on Jamie's side.

Ryan Reynolds Prepares For Ass Kicking

Ever wanted to know what really goes on in a celebrity relationship? Ever want to know who is the ass in the relationship? Did someone cheat on the other? Most of the time unless someone needs some cash, we really don't get the nitty gritty details. This of course doesn't hold true if you are the ex-boyfriend of Alanis Morissette. Alanis' new album is due out in the spring and it promises to be a return to the roots that made her successful. What made her a success was of course trashing the absolute loving crap out of Davie Coulier and that Toronto hockey player. When Alanis had no one to trash he albums ended up at the dollar store quicker than Paris Hilton takes her Valtrex.

If I were Ryan Reynolds, and obviously I am not because if I were, I would be staring at my body in the mirror and not blogging about him, than I would be worried. Ryan my friend. If you even did one thing wrong to Alanis the whole world will know about it. If you cheated on her, hit her, or even cussed at her, you will be vilified. No matter how many hit movies you appear in and no matter how much you display Scarlett to the world, Alanis' songs will be playing over and over and over all over the world and after each song, some wiseass DJ will say something bad about you. In every language and country of the people of the world, everyone will know if Ryan Reynolds was the ass in the relationship or if it was just a relationship that didn't work.

There are some teasing hints from Alanis. "Moratorium," which is "essentially a song about my readiness to stop repeating bad patterns. I've kicked some of those in my life," she said. "We face a large war out there, but (the album) more closely reflects the war in peoples' living rooms... the icy silence at home, versus the big cold war."

Good luck Ryan. You are going to need it.

Access Hollywood Is Crap

Access Hollywood came out with their top female stars of 2007 list. Let's see just what these women did to deserve a top ten ranking on the list. These are the stars of the stars. The women who are famous because of their work, and their fame and are not just celebrities because they would then be listed under a top ten famous people list. Stars should be reserved for actors and actresses. People who are eligible to get their star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. With that in mind, let's check out the list.

#10 Katie Holmes - No projects in 2007. Nothing released since 2005. No projects due to be released until 2008. So she's a star because she's married to a failing actor who was filming a movie in Europe all year. While he was working she walked around Europe all year with their kid. Nice start to the list.

#9 No Number 9 - The reason for this is because it would have taken to much work to invent another worthy person

#8 Tie between Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Richie - Jennifer Lopez went on an extended tour for the first time. She was in a horrible bomb of a film and had a horrible bomb of a record released. She is married to a skeleton, and she got pregnant. Not every star has a good year, and she needs a little pick me up knowing what that baby is going to look like. I am okay with Jennifer being here.

Nicole Richie - Been on nothing since 2005. Got knocked up and spent some time in jail. Stole her boyfriend away from his old girlfriend by actually having sex with him. Why is she on the list again?

#7 Victoria Beckham - Spice Girls Reunited. New fashion line. New fake breasts and then had them taken out. Definitely a star worthy year.

#6 Rosie O'Donnell - I don't need Rosie e-mailing me every five minutes. Definitely star worthy and will probably end up with one on the Walk of Fame if she doesn't already have one there.

#5 Angelina Jolie - Love her or hate her she did make movies this year. They were horrible movies and she doesn't deserve more than a $1M a movie, but that is what good agents can do. Mom died during the year and her brother managed to keep his tongue to himself. Angelina is star worthy.

#4 Paris Hilton - Nothing released in 2007 except more herpes viruses. She has two things coming out in 2008 and that Hottie or Nottie thing is better than Blonde Ambition. For Paris that is saying a bunch. She did absolutely nothing except spend time in jail yet somehow she is #4 on the list. Do you get the feeling the people over at Access have a very good supply of kneepads?

#3 Lindsay Lohan - According to Access, they did 68 "news" stories on Lindsay during the year. That means over 20% of the time when you turned on Access you were going to see a Lindsay story. Why again? She did release three films this year of which only two were god awful. One of them was more of a team ensemble of putridness and so she shouldn't take the full blame. Three movies, three huge bombs, along with rehab, sexuality rumors and enough homes wrecked to be a demolition chick. OK, that is quite the combination but she needs a hit next year or she is done. I guess she could go the Katie Holmes route although Katie was actually becoming a pretty decent actress.

#2 Anna Nicole Smith - 87 stories. So almost 40% of the time you turned on Access you would have seen an ANS story. I am okay with this.

#1 Britney Spears - A bomb of an album should not get you the #1 spot. Do you know how many singers haven't had a hit album in four years and get even get a phone call returned, and Britney is the top female star of 2007? What about the actresses that were in number one films or had hit records? Where is Rihanna? Where are the Academy Award winners? These women for the most part are not stars, they are the inventions of the mind of a publicist.

This Ain't A MENSA Christmas Party

Wow. I have a great deal more respect for Zac Efron now. Somehow he managed to extricate himself from this MENSA convention that occurred in the Valley on Christmas Eve. Seriously. OMG. Do you think that two people with fake hair and at least one fake nose between them with easy money are going to shop anywhere else. Just looking at the photo of Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale embarking on their adventure just sucks the brain cells from a person. First stop was the food court where they shared a cracker and a water and then wolfed down four desserts over by the pay phones. The next stop was over at the designated cell phone area where they both checked their messages and deigned to look important. Finally it was shopping, but it doesn't appear that they bought anything for anyone other than themselves on the day before Christmas. I'm sure they meant well, but they just couldn't stop thinking about themselves long enough to buy something for someone else. In their minds, just knowing them is probably the greatest gift ever anyway.

This Is Why Pimpa Should Stop Managing Jessica

I'm sure that somewhere deep inside Jessica's contract for Blonde Ambition Ambition, is some type of provision which guarantees Jessica a theatrical release of her film. To me that is an unnecessary clause. If the film is good, it will get distribution and that language is just not needed. If the film is for crap, then just run away from it quickly. Instead of being happy with the fee for BlondePimpa Joe probably told the studios that he wanted his theatrical release. He probably told them that with Jessica being the darling of Texas and Cowboys fans all over the world that they would line up for hours to see his daughter up on the big screen. "Don't forget fellas Luke Wilson is also from Texas and so you know he must have someone who will see it also."

Luke's family is smart and he probably told them during filming to stay the hell away from the film. The only good thing for Luke was that during the filming he got to see Jessica changing clothes in the trailer sometimes and her screaming when John Mayer was around.

Anyway, instead of just walking away, Pimpa plays the ass. He gets his 8 Texas theatres, makes Jessica show up at a Cowboys game, and has her shop all around Dallas for a week before the release of the film. $1200 later, the ugly fat guy who went around buying tickets at all the theaters is out his cash, and even more humiliated. Instead of just letting the story fade to oblivion which it would have done several weeks ago, Joe has made it worse. Now, Jessica suffered the humiliation of no one going to see the film and thus being hammered about it for another week. She will be eligible for a Razzie so will be humiliated in the future. Plus she has Pimpa for a father and who only cares about how much money he makes and not about his daughter. If he cared, he could have shut this whole process down weeks ago. Instead he talked her into going to a Cowboys game, pimping herself around Dallas and selling photos of her there to the paps, and finally allowing her to have the worst opening ever for a film release.

When he got done watching her sleep Christmas Eve or Pete and Ashlee doing it and went in and wished Jessica "Merry Christmas," she should have kicked him in the balls and then fired him.

Today's Blind Items--Jackass

Have to have a Jackass on Christmas Eve right? Tis the season and all that. I'm not sure this guy got coal, but I do know he spent 3 hours locked inside a bathroom at a Cisco Adler party. This is a different night however.

This male "singer"/talk show dude decided to get drunk. He got so blindingly drunk that when he went to his hotel room he couldn't get the keycard into the door of his room. He then went down to the front desk, told the desk clerk what room he was trying to get into and that the hotel sucked, the clerk's family sucked and that if he didn't get into his room right now that he was going to keep yelling and abusing the poor clerk all damn night. The clerk gave him a new key, and the "singer" returned to the room. This time the key worked. Without turning on the lights he got into bed. Unfortunately he got into the bed of an elderly woman who was the rightful guest of the room. She obviously didn't know she was sharing the bed of a famous "singer" and instead began screaming at the top of her lungs for help. Security came and our "singer" realized that maybe the elderly woman's room wasn't actually the room he was checked into for the night. Not even the correct floor. Never did apologize to the desk clerk either.

Danielle Fishel Should Have Called Me

When Danielle Fishel was arrested over the weekend for a failure to appear warrant on a drunken driving case it got me to thinking. See Danielle is only 26 years old and yet it seems like she must be about 50 for as long as she has been around. As you all have probably guessed I am a bit of a perv and I like the fact that most of you seem to tolerate this aspect of my behavior as long as I return the favor by allowing you to explore your own hidden desires by posting photos of naked guys at least once a week.

I'm not a big one for television crushes. I think this is a direct result of being ignored and never responded to by Marie Osmond as a youth. I must have written her 14,000 letters and the only thing I got was a letter from her attorney and a visit from the FBI. Later when I did actually meet her, I "forgot" to mention this infatuation and the results which followed. I just kicked myself for actually liking someone who was so obviously whacked out or the biggest airhead in the world that she couldn't string together two coherent sentences.

Since then I have forgone the usual crushes. Except for one. That's right. Danielle Fishel. There was just something about her that just really peaked my interest if you know what I mean. For awhile there Boy Meets World was my must see tv. I grew out of it when wife #4 burned all my old videotapes of the show while questioning my ability to perform in any situation involving another actual human being.

I hadn't thought of Danielle in quite some time. But I do want her to know that I would be happy to represent her in this case for free. Hell, I may even go out and buy the Boy Meets World special edition DVD boxed set and have myself a merry little Christmas in anticipation of her call or another visit from the FBI. Just hope they don't find out about the whole Ginger/Mary Ann thing.

Office Romances Are Always Trouble

Most of the tabloids I have read this morning all talk about what a whore Britney Spears is for sleeping with the pap guy named Adnan. As you know I have not been the biggest Britney supporter as of late, but in this one case I have her back. I don't know if she should have put out as early as she did because Adnan might think you give it up that easily to everyone. Well I guess he already knows that. Anyway, I like to think of this as an office romance.

We already know that most people who have affairs do so with someone who is in their office. You spend much more waking time with your loved ones at work than you probably do at home. This is no different. Britney's job is to drive around all day and get followed by the paps. It is what she does for a living if you believe certain reports. It is also what the photographers do for a living. How many photographers owe their livelihood to Britney? She is basically their boss and their meal ticket. They fill up her gas tank, pay for her lighters when she steals them sacrifice their feet in the name of a good photo and do a great deal to keep Britney on the straight and narrow and out of trouble as much as possible. It does them absolutely no good for their wallets to see Britney in jail or out of their lives.

Britney is like the boss who comes to work and passes out favors to those she likes most. She spends each and everyday with these people. She spends more time with them than her family, her sons, or her friends. She spends more time with the pap than she does doing that singing thing. So isn't it inevitable that one of the paps who has been around the longest, she wanted to get to know better. They had a date. So what? They had sex. So what? It is nothing out of the unusual. Plus Britney would probably just call it networking or keeping her employees happy by throwing out a very special Christmas bonus. Everyone else got cigarette lighters.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star is frustrated because she can't get satisfaction in the bedroom? Very surprising as this clothes horse is "up for it"...

Tom Cruise Coughed

In what can only be an example of the extent to which any celebrity is written about and reported, on, I saw a story about Rowan Atkinson over the weekend that will blow your mind.

Rowan (aka Mr. Bean) was in Aspen. He was backing out from a parking space on the street and dinged the car behind him. We all do it. Everyone does it. It was in the middle of the day, no one was hurt, no damage was reported, Rowan was not drunk, had not been drinking, and if he hadn't been Mr. Bean probably would have just driven away. Like everytime you hit a bumper parallel parking you stick around to let the person know.

Anyway, because he is Mr. Bean the story was picked up by the Associated Press and the Aspen Police Department gave a statement to the press. The Associated Press actually called London to try and get a statement from Rowan's people. Their calls were not returned but if they had been, what exactly would his people have said?

"Ummm Mr. Atkinson was backing out of a space and thought he had more room than he actually did, hence the accident."

It was a slow news day that day though. And it was Mr. Bean.

If all of this was done for Rowan Atkinson, you can just imagine that if this were to carry itself out to the nth extreme, we would have our television and radio programs interrupted by breathless announcers clamoring to be the first to tell you Tom Cruise coughed. Inside sources would describe if it was a mere clearing of the throat, or something with just a touch more phlegm, or a dry hacking cough. Viewers around the world would sit on the edge of their seats, and thousands of reporters would be waiting outside his door, waiting to be the first to see if he coughed again.

Talk About Massaging An Interview

In the latest News of The World they trumpet their exclusive interview with Riley Giles. You may remember Riley. He used to be famous for five minutes as the boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan. I don't know if you want to spend five of your fifteen minutes of fame as someone's bitch, but so far that is really all he is known for.

When I read the News Of The World interview I had a passing interest in what Riley had to say, and if you read my blog, you know that what Riley told the News of the World may be what he was thinking, but to think he ever delivers words of more than three syllables is stretching it. I'm sure the editors were so confused about what he was saying, and convinced that no one could be that dumb, that they changed about 90% of what he said to fit their story. It's not like Riley is going to probably (a) read News Of The World or (b) know how to sue if he is pissed.

When the story first broke about Riley and Lindsay and how he had cheated on his girlfriend and Lindsay was a homewrecker, I took a chance and decided to e-mail Riley. I asked something innocuous like if he had anything further to add to the interview he gave InTouch Magazine because the home wrecker charge was just being leveled. Here is what Riley had to say. Excuse the punctuation, etc. I don't think they are teaching it in the schools today.

ive said everything there is to be said. i gave my interview yesterday to intouch. we dated for almost 2 years. i went into treatment to get the help i needed, and she wasnt down with that. she needs an intervention, herself. i broke it off with her before i entered cirque, because of our unhealthy relationship. i just cant swallow the lies shes been telling the media/press. linds & bree know about eachother, and have for close to 2 months now. shes a very jealous person.
Now compare that quote which is word for word from Riley to this from News of The World.

"From that moment it was on," he recalled as he described their first snatched passionate kiss in a corridor, strictly against the rules. "The chemistry between us was so strong we couldn't help ourselves.

I imagine his actual quote was something more along the lines of we kissed and f**ked all the time.

Over the next ten hours or so Riley and I e-mailed each other in an effort for him to give me so inside scoop on the ex and Lindsay, as well as all of those MySpace messages he and his ex were sharing that day. Although I attributed them to a "friend" of Riley, it was actually Riley himself who passed them all along to me. If you want to feel your brain cells slipping away, you can reread all those MySpace messages here.

Riley was one messed up kid when I spoke to him that day. He was on the verge of a relapse, and was under incredible stress and pressure from the media, Lindsay, the ex-girlfriend and of course Mr. Hohan himself, Michael Lohan

michael told me inside editions doing a report today, and they want me to comment about that also. i think ill give it a couple days.

It seems that Michael was all over Riley from the very beginning. Everything Riley did or wanted to do he had to approve through Michael first. Here was a guy who was on the verge of relapse and to Michael, Riley was just a pawn in his daughter's career and Michael's need to be in front of the media all of the time.

This last message I will share with you, shows some of the worst grammar known to man, but also shows a guy on the edge.

i just approved the shit, and put all her messages in a blog, idk wut to fuckin do man! i cant fuckin relasp dude!!

So now, when you read the News Of The World story, why don't you see where they might have helped things along a little in the direction they wanted it to go. You can read the story here.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which nanny for an A-list NYC showbiz couple, each of whom is famous, is sharing her suspicions that the husband is having an affair?