Saturday, January 05, 2008

Suri Cruise Is L. Ron Hubbard's Baby


Here are some of the allegations Andrew Morton makes in his new book about Tom Cruise including that Suri is actually the child of L. Ron Hubbard. This is good stuff people. Even better than we all hoped for.

#1 Tom Cruise has become the de-facto second in command of the Church of Scientology.

#2 Morton compares Suri to the Devil's child in the film Rosemary's Baby.

#3 Scientology has taken over the 45-year-old actor's life, with its officials selecting many of the staff at his Hollywood mansion.

#4 Cruise is consulted by Scientology leader David Miscavige on "every aspect of planning and policy" and is tailoring his career to fit the aims of Scientology.

Miscavige is said in the book to have gone to extraordinary lengths to charm Cruise, even ordering his staff to plant a field full of wild flowers at a Scientology base in California after Cruise had told him of his fantasy to run through a wildflower meadow with his then newlywed wife Nicole Kidman.

The relationship between the two men is so close that, according to Morton's book, Miscavige even joined him on honeymoon in the Maldives after his wedding to Katie Holmes in 2006.

Of course Tom denies each and everything in the book. Hell, he probably disagrees with the fact that he was married to Nicole Kidman or even Katie Holmes. He is married to them right? Scientology lawyers are believed to be drawing up a lawsuit seeking $100M in compensation from Morton's publishers, St Martin's Press.

Cruise's lawyer Bert Fields criticized a passage in which Morton claims some "fanatical" Scientologists believed Suri Cruise was actually the result of a sperm donation by Scientology's dead founder, L. Ron Hubbard.

That's right folks. Morton says that Suri is actually L Ron's child. How f**king cool is that.

Morton writes that Katie might feel like she was in "the horror movie Rosemary's Baby, in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child".

Mr Fields said: "It's not being published in England. The American publishers criticised the libel laws in Britain because they require an author to tell the truth. Well, thank God for the British libel laws."

Cruise will not be reading the book when it is published in the United States on January 15, Mr Fields said. "He has no intention of reading it. He's very, very busy with a lot of things right now.

"He has been told about it and naturally he knows there are a bunch of lies about him. You can imagine what it must be like to have someone compare your baby girl to Rosemary's Baby. Morton should be ashamed of himself.

"It's a boring, poorly researched book by a man who never talked to anyone involved in Tom Cruise's life or anyone close to him.

"There's no real independent research. He hasn't spoken to his mother, his sister, me, Paula Wagner [Cruise's film producing partner], his agent, his wives, David Beckham, Will Smith, Jennifer Lopez or any of the famous directors he's worked with. Instead you've got this long, boring reference to people he knew 30 years ago."

Morton's book follows Cruise's career from the beginning and details how Cruise became consumed by Scientology.

His involvement in Scientology began in 1986 when he was recruited by his first wife Mimi Rogers, a Scientologist who gave him some literature on the subject.

Morton claims Scientologists pursued Cruise as part of a campaign to recruit celebrities.

Morton quotes former senior member Karen Pressley as saying: "A senior Scientology executive would be on the phone telling us that Emilio Estevez was staying in Malibu and that we had 48 hours to speak to him and get him in for an auditing session. There was so much heat and pressure on this it was outrageous."

Cruise's recruitment was a coup for his wife Mimi but when their marriage began to fail in 1990 the hierarchy sided with him, according to Morton.

He quotes a former Scientologist saying: "The impetus was to help Tom Cruise and within 24 hours they had agreed to split up."

Morton says David Miscavige sought to rebuild Scientology's reputation, battered by a fraud scandal in 1982.

He invited Cruise to his "desert lair" in 1989, a 500-acre resort in Hemet, 90 miles from Los Angeles, nicknamed "Gold Base".

Miscavige lives there with Scientology's most devoted followers called Sea Organisation or Sea Org.

Morton claims the base was surrounded by security cameras, with "secret plans to rig the perimeter with homemade explosives in case of attack", as well as a "man-made eyrie where eagle-eyed guards with high-powered rifles fitted with telescopic sights scanned sunbaked California scrub for possible intruders".

According to Morton, the followers were not treated well. Miscavige, he says, was followed everywhere by an entourage "who slavishly tape-recorded his every utterance".

Scientologists say Gold Base is simply home to their film studios and production facilities where the organization's literature, videos and E-meters are made, and say Morton's characterisation of Miscavige is based on testimony disproved in court.

When Cruise met Miscavige, the two men hit it off, Morton says. He quotes former Scientologist Jesse Prince as saying: "They were like glue, two little people who really enjoyed each other. They laughed the same and acted the same. They were like glove puppets, he was a big star and he was head of a religion."

Miscavige indulged Cruise's whims, ordering Sea Org workers to build a tennis court and gym to impress Cruise (facilities Scientologists say already existed).

According to Morton: "When Tom confided to the Scientology leader about the couple's fantasy of running through a meadow of wild flowers together, his friend apparently decided to make his dream come true.

"A team of 20 Sea Org disciples was set to work digging, hoeing, and planting wheat grass and wildflower seed near the Cruises' bungalow.

"Naturally the work was regularly inspected by David and Shelley Miscavige [his wife], who would ride over to the site on his motorbike. They were apparently unhappy with the finished appearance and had the area ploughed over and reseeded."

Although Scientologists deny the wildflower planting ever happened, Morton claims to have legal affidavits from several witnesses.

Morton says the indulgences came with a price, that Scientology took over the Cruises' new home in Los Angeles where Tom employed "a plethora of nannies, chefs, gardeners, housekeepers, and security staff.

"It was said that many were Scientologists who were carefully vetted by Scientology officials, the procedure often taking months in order to find a suitable candidate with the right background and attitude to work for Scientology's poster boy.

"Candidates would be interviewed on videotape by a Scientology executive before being approved. A Scientology executive later dismissed the claim as 'preposterous'."

Scientology executives contributed to the failure of Cruise's marriage to Kidman, Morton implies.

Morton says that Cruise was asked in 1999 to do a "Potential Trouble Source/Suppressive Person course...designed to anchor an individual's faith while pinpointing those in his life who create problems".

Morton claims Scientologists were worried that Kidman might be a problem because her father was a psychologist - "which automatically made her a Potential Trouble Source" - and she had given an interview emphasising her roots as a Catholic.

"The fear was that a lukewarm Nicole could fatally compromise Tom's commitment to his faith," Morton writes.

"Somehow Tom had to be inoculated against the virus of doubt.

"The surefire cure for scepticism was the Potential Trouble Source/ Suppressive Person course, which reinforced wavering Scientologists' loyalty while making them more suspicious of those around them who were not members of the faith."

When Cruise decided to leave Nicole in 2000, she was worried that she might not be able to see the two children the couple had adopted.

Morton quotes a former highranking Scientologist claiming he received a call from Kidman's lawyer Bill Beslow: "At this point Nicole hated Scientology but was concerned for the kids.

"She did not want to ruin her relationship with them. I told the lawyer if she wants to stay with the children she will have to be quiet and not speak out about Scientology."

In particular, Morton claims she was worried about her "audit" tapes, which contained details of her sex life and which she feared might be leaked if she spoke out.

Morton recounts allegations that "auditing" focuses on the subject's sex life.

He quotes Hubbard's son, Ronald De Wolf, who fell out with his father, giving a Playboy interview: "You have complete control of someone if you have every detail of his sex life and fantasy life on record. In Scientology the focus is on sex. Sex, sex, sex.

"The first thing we wanted to know about someone we were auditing was his sexual deviations. All you've got to do is find a person's kinks, whatever they might be.

"Their dreams and their fantasies. Then you can fit a ring through their noses and take them anywhere. You promise to fulfil their fantasies or you threaten to expose them."

Morton says Karen Pressley was at Gold Base one evening when John Travolta's sexuality was openly discussed.

He writes: "'It made my head spin,' she recalls, 'and made me realize that the idea of confidentiality was a chimera.' As another Scientology executive admitted bluntly, 'These files come in handy if they want to blackmail you'."

Cruise's attempts at new relationships, with actresses Penelope Cruz and Sofia Vergara, did not work out.

Morton claims Cruz's father Eduardo "was concerned that his famous daughter could be drawn into what he considered a cult - and, like so many others, be lost to him and his family for ever.

"Eventually he emailed an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families. It was only after a long exchange of correspondence that officials realised they were dealing with Penelope Cruz's father."

Cruise's shorter-lived relationship with Vergara included a visit to the Scientologists' Celebrity Center in California.

Morton claims: "It was on this trip that Sofia realised Tom was never alone. Everywhere he went, he was surrounded by Scientologists. They were at his home, they were in his car, they were at the restaurant. They were never short of smiles, but she found them 'powerful and authoritarian'.

"One friend told me, 'She met his children, there is no doubt he was auditioning her for the part of his wife.' Sofia told friends she had been deliberately targeted not only as a possible bride for Tom, but as a high-profile Scientology recruit who would be an alluring figurehead for a future recruitment drive in Latin America."

Cruise's lawyer described the allegation as "ridiculous".

Morton claims that as Cruise has moved higher up the echelons of the Church of Scientology he has made more and more decisions about his life and career to simply promote his religion.

The author says Germany's population of 80million made it a perfect "new market" for Scientology, although the church is not recognised officially as a religion there.

"David Miscavige and his lieutenants were in Scientology's war room at Hemet, planning the invasion of Germany. From time to time they were joined in their desert bunker by Tom, who these days is the organization's second-in-command in all but name, involved in every aspect of planning and policy."

Morton says Cruise's current mission is to recruit David and Victoria Beckham. The actor invited Miscavige to a Real Madrid game back in 2004 and held a celebrity party for the couple when they moved to Los Angeles.

Of the bizarre beliefs Morton ascribes to some Scientologists about Cruise's third wife, Katie Holmes, whom the actor married in a whirlwind romance, the author says, incredibly: "Some Sea Org fanatics even wondered if the actress had been impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm.

"In her more reflective moments, Katie might have felt as if she were in the middle of a real-life version of the horror movie Rosemary's Baby, in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child."

Mr Fields described the passage as "sick and bizarre".

"It's a pack of lies," he said. "The book suggests Scientologists somehow run his career. I've represented him for over 20 years and I've never discussed his business with David Miscavige. It's poorly researched and badly written, and it's not really even about Tom Cruise - it's an attack on Scientology."

The Church of Scientology is incensed about a series of allegations Morton makes about Miscavige, who took over from the religion's founder L. Ron Hubbard at the age of 26.

Elliot Abelson, general counsel for the Church of Scientology, said of Morton: "We tried to contact him to co-operate, to give him the truth, to give him a tour. I received nothing.

"This was a pre-ordained mission to trash Tom Cruise. He didn't ask to speak to David Miscavige and wrote some horrible things about him which are totally untrue. No one has ever made complaints of that kind."

Mr Abelson denied the actor was "second in command".

"He is a parishioner, a well respected parishioner, but that's what he is. The only person who runs the Church and makes policy decisions is David Miscavige."

Mr Abelson said no decision had been taken about legal action but he added that Scientologists may sue in Britain if the book is distributed here.

"It isn't too late for St Martin's Press to pull this book," he said.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Golden Globes Needs Lots Of Seat Fillers


Today the Screen Actors Guild told its members they should not cross the WGA picket lines to attend the Golden Globe Award program. Previous announcements by SAG had put the onus of whether or not to cross on the individual actor. However, after speaking to most of the nominees and other actors, SAG President Alan Rosenberg said in a statement, "there appears to be unanimous agreement that these actors will not cross" the picket lines to present or accept an award.

If they are not going to present or accept an award, I guess they could go and get some free food and booze, but there won't be much else to do. NBC has not made an announcement as to whether or not they will broadcast the award show. If they want to kiss the asses of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore they could show three hours of awards being presented and Rumer Willis walking back and forth in front of an empty ballroom. That should be must see television. If NBC decided not to air it, then all the invitees could just go and get together and have one big drink fest and one hell of a party.

Britney Timeline

Now that Britney has had her visitation rights suspended, I thought I would go ahead and post the timeline US Weekly prepared of last night's events. It is the best summary of the events I have seen and has links to articles about most of the items in the timeline.

After Britney Spears defied court-mandated visitation hours Thursday night by refusing to turn over her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, police were called to her home. Later a reportedly intoxicated Spears was taken via ambulance to L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Here is how it all went down:

7 p.m.: Britney is scheduled time to hand over custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 15 months, to Kevin Federline's bodyguard.

8:30 p.m.: Police arrive at Spears' Beverly Hills home after being called about a "custodial dispute," LAPD officer Jason Lee said. Shortly after, Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, arrives.

9 p.m.: Kaplan leaves Spears' home. Spears' lawyer - who filed a request to be released from representing the pop star Wednesday - Sorrell Trope, tells Us: "In a normal case when someone shows up with a certified court order saying the kids need to be somewhere else, the police see to it that the order is obeyed. But that is in a normal case."

10:08 p.m.: News helicopters hover over Spears' home. Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department told City News Service that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an "unknown substance."

10:50 p.m.: The fire department arrives. LAPD Officer Jason Lee tells Us: "The officers are still there. They are trying to resolve this peacefully and legally, according to the court order. They've been there since 8 p.m., and it is in regards to Britney Spears' custody battle."

11:05 p.m.: Paramedics take a gurney and a backboard into Spears' home. CBS reports a mental evaluator was also called.

11:25 p.m.: An ambulance pulls into Spears' driveway, parking behind her car.

11:50 p.m.: An ambulance carrying Spears and other emergency vehicles leave the scene; it's reported that Sean Preston and Jayden James are taken to Cedars Sinai as well to be evaluated.

12:40 a.m.: Spears arrives, via ambulance, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. (Police had erected screens to shield her from waiting photographers.) Federline and Spears pal Sam Lutfi soon arrive separately. Around time of mom's arrival, son Jayden, sucking on a pacifier, is carried into the emergency room by a police officer.

1:10 a.m.: Britney's father Jamie arrives.

3:45 a.m.: A hospital source confirms that Spears remains under observation as a "special needs" patient.

4:15 a.m.: Paparazzi follow a car carrying Jayden James and Sean Preston to Federline's Tarzana home.

Vivica Fox Sex Tape


So I am sure that everyone has heard the story about Vivica Fox going down on a guy and being so drunk that she didn't notice he was filming the scene with his cell phone. I don't know if this is her or not, but it is being alleged that it is her. It is definitely a woman going down on a guy and definitely done with a cell phone camera or something of poor quality. Although the actual act is blacked over, it is still NSFW. You can watch it here.

Four For Friday

#1 - I almost didn't even write this one because I am so tried of writing the word pregnant. I hope it is the last time for awhile. Anyway, this one hit wonder female singer is pregnant by this married celebrity.

#2 - This married has been of an A list singer/ teenage heartthrob was seen making an absolute fool of himself at a NYE party at the Playboy Mansion. She was probably 21, but looked about 16 and he followed her around all night promising the world if she would just go home with him. Touching her, kissing her, and even trying to grope her, our singer even offered to leave his wife. Now we all know he was probably joking about leaving his wife, but when she finds out about it, she might leave him.

#3 - This aging owner of a hot LA restaurant is having trouble finding new women to drink with him. Seems like whenever he does, they wake up the next morning only to find themselves in the guest bedroom of his house. Alone, but undressed. He then calls each woman repeatedly. Up to 15-20 times a day, and does so until they change their number or break down and agree to see him again.

#4 - This female celebutante did a little striptease for her pro athlete boyfriend. Nothing blind item worthy in that. But, when you find out that three of his teammates were also in the room, then it becomes blind item worthy.

Random Photos Part One - Full Frontal Friday Version

Helen Hunt has had so much work done that she looks more like Martha Plimpton with long hair. I clicked on photos of the Palm Springs Film Festival knowing Helen Hunt was going to be there with her film, and I just blew right by this the first time. She doesn't even resemble the same Helen Hunt of a few years ago. I think it's the first time she has been in a dress for awhile also if you know what I mean.
If it wasn't for the Helen Hunt shocker, Ellen Page would have been on top. I am really beginning to like her a great deal. Now I just need to see Juno.
I think the mark on Eva Longoria's right wrist is a UPC barcode. The people in Denver all look thrilled to see her.
I don't think Christina Aguilera has worn this little makeup since she was born. Someone must have finally told her that unless she wants her baby born wearing lipstick, then perhaps she might want to stop buying it and wearing it by the pound.
This is Amy Fisher and her husband Lou Bellera. They were discussing their sex tape and also trying to get people to buy it. I'm not real interested in watching a senior citizen get it on with a skank, but more power to you if you do.
Speaking of skanks and sex tapes. Now that she refiled those divorce papers, that NYE party makes a little more sense. Pamela Anderson is in Vancouver right now so make sure you stay safe, and get your shots updated.
I think that might be a smile from Nicole Kidman. Or, it could be gas. Hard to tell.
Hope Lindsay Lohan has some coupons for all that shopping she is doing. Do they have Ross in Italy?
Happy birthday Kimberly Locke. Guess Harvey couldn't get away from his wife twice in a week so you had to spend it alone. Sorry.
"Mommy. What does Daddy look like? I can't remember."

Courtesy of DNfromMN I have something very special to share with you today for those of you who enjoy Clive Owen. There are about 20 photos of him including full frontal for you to gawk at all afternoon. Just click here to see it all, and I mean all. You should know this is NSFW but I feel necessary to warn you anyway.

Broadway Star Admits To Sexual Assault Of Teenage Actress


Broadway star James Barbour is facing a two month jail sentence after he confessed to groping a 15-year-old girl in his dressing room.

The 41-year-old agreed to plead guilty to two misdemeanor counts of endangering the welfare of a minor in return for 60 days in jail. Barbour admitted in court yesterday that he lured a high school student back to his dressing room in 2001 after a teacher arranged for her and her parents to see him in a production of Jane Eyre.

The actor - who also played the Beast in Beauty and the Beast - revealed he touched the aspiring actress sexually. He then arranged for her to visit him at home, where he touched her again. Barbour's lawyer Ronald P. Fischetti claims the girl - now 22 - initiated the contact, and has asked a court to allow him to publish ads, featuring the girl's name, asking men if she has filed false claims against them.

He told reporters, "She initiated both of these sexual encounters and then waited five years before filing a complaint against him." Fischetti added that his client only pleaded guilty to avoid being added to the sex offenders' register. He said, "By pleading guilty to misdemeanors, he doesn't have to register (as a sex offender), and that's important. "He wouldn't have been able to travel without reporting, and he wouldn't have been able to work with children."

First of all, this guy shouldn't be working with children ever again. I don't care of she made the first move or not. The fact is that he was 34 and she was 15 and he should have known better. Also, if he didn't do it, then why the hell would you plead guilty to the crime. The guy invited the 15 year old girl back to his house because he wanted to continue the groping he did at the theatre. And what is with the lawyer wanting to publish her name in the papers? That is just crass. What would the ad say? Did this teenage girl come on to any older guys in the New York area? Would he post lots of pictures of her as well so the whole world would know. This is a bunch of crap. Like I said, it doesn't matter if she initiated it, the guy should have stopped it. Go to jail James and let the guys there spend some time groping you and see how you enjoy it.

The picture is what Barbour looked like at the time of the sexual assault.

Children's Program Host Arrested For Suspicion Of Murder



Mark Speight is the host of a very popular children's program in the UK called SMart which introduces children to art. His fiancee Natasha Collins who was 32, was found dead in her bathtub at about 1pm yesterday. Because Speight was the only other person present at the apartment he was obviously a suspect and was arrested on suspicion of murder and supplying a Class A drug but was released later on bail.

It is suspected that Collins died of either a cocaine overdose or a heart attack related to the use of the drug. When police were called to the scene no drugs or drug or drug-taking paraphernalia were found at the scene, but I would highly doubt that Speight would leave them laying around to be found whether or not he had anything to do with her death.

It is also hard to imagine someone doing lines of coke on the sides of a bathtub at 130pm, but you just never know. I have definitely seen some crazier things.

The BBC has canceled tomorrow's scheduled 10am showing of SMart, which was a repeat. A decision has yet to be made on whether next week's episodes will be screened, a BBC spokeswoman said.

What If Britney Got Married?


With more and more people comparing Britney Spears to Anna Nicole Smith, I started thinking about something else. What would happen to Britney's money if she died? As it stands right now, if she doesn't have a will, it would all go to her two kids. But with Britney, things are never that simple. With all of her late night goings on and all her quick trips here and there, would it surprise anyone to learn that she had married one of these one night stands? Would Britney ever be that impulsive? I think the answer is yes she would be that impulsive. Is it possible she married more than one of these one night stands? Probably not because one of them would spill it for money.

One or two of these guys wouldn't though and they are JR Rotem and Sam Lufti. If Britney didn't leave a will, then if one of these guys had married her, then they would be entitled to half of her estate with the kids dividing the other half. It is of course not beyond the realm of possibility that she married one of these guys and one night wrote out a will giving everything to them if she died. Hell, she doesn't even have to marry one of them to give them everything in a will. You think Britney could be influenced to do something like that?

I want to be clear that I have no proof that she has gone and married anyone, and no proof that one night some guy managed to get her to write out a will leaving everything to him, but if she dies, I guarantee you there will be a bigger mess than the ANS situation.

Daniel Johns Is Going To Be A Free Man


For all of you who have a thing for the Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns, now is your chance to start stalking him. Seems that Natalie Imbruglia didn't want him anymore and so filed for divorce. I'm sure it has nothing to do with that other guy she is seeing while her devoted husband waits patiently at home for her on the other side of the world. She insists that David Walliams is just a friend. Uh huh.

So I am biased towards the guys from Silverchair. It's my blog. Go get your own blog if you want to take the side of a woman who voluntarily slept with David Schwimmer and wasn't paid to do so. (as far as we know)

In a statement she released, Natalie said she and Daniel had grown apart due to the pressures of work. Considering she didn't do much working while they were married, and he did, that is pretty funny. She gets a big audition, and then bam, the pressures of work are too much and it is over. Uh huh.

To me Natalie was always just using his fame to try and help her own career. Once she left that Australian television show and had her one hit wonder, she was done. She has always tried to hitch herself to a bigger star, hence the copulation with David Schwimmer, and the frequent showers she must have endured after.

One of my favorite Silverchair songs - Straight Lines

Prove You Are A Star Or I Will Kill You


I have never heard of Steve Holy, but then again, I am not big into the country music scene. From what I understand Steve Holy is a pretty big deal. Well, two cops didn't think he was the real deal and it almost led to his death.

The Dallas County district attorney's office is considering whether to file aggravated assault charges against Randy Anderson, 25, and Paul Loughridge, 48, after the incident which occurred last week. Turns out that Steve and a friend hooked up with the two cops in a bar. This actually sounds like the beginning of most gay porn films. Anyway, after several drinks, the four men went home to play some football. Again, sounds like porn.

No one knows exactly what happened next except the parties involved, but there was an argument about Holy's profession as a singer. As a result of this argument the off-duty officers allegedly forced the star down on to the kitchen floor and held a gun to his head. Holy was eventually allowed to go upstairs to find documents to prove his fame, where he immediately told his wife to call for emergency services.

Guess she was upstairs because she didn't want to play football with the guys, but it is a damn good thing she was there. So you have to cops who don't believe a guy is famous and so throw him on the ground and put a gun to his head until he proves it? Wonder how many people they have met when they were working who have had the same experience.

Dane Cook - Still Not Funny


Dane Cook wants people to think he is funny. I actually think he is very funny as an actor. His standup though has never been funny. It is ok for three minutes while you are waiting for a commercial to be over on another channel, but taken in doses of more than five minutes, you feel brain cells just slipping away. I think this is why Jessica Simpson liked him so much. With no brain cells to begin with, she felt like Dane Cook was her God.

Anyway, ever since Dane Cook broke Richard Pryor's Laugh Factory stand-up record last April, he and Dave Chappelle have been going back and forth trying to outlast the other. There is one huge difference between the two. Dave is funny and Dane is not.

In the latest round, Dane Cook went on stage Tuesday night and finished seven hours later which broke the record of 6 hours and 12 minutes Dave had set last month. Pryor's record which had stood for 27 years was 2 hours and 41 minutes. I think part of the back and forth with Chappelle stems from the fact that people thought Dane Cook disrespected the memory of Richard Pryor by breaking the record, and doing so for all the wrong reasons. Dane did it for personal glory and no other reason. Dave took offense and so has made it is goal to make sure that Dane will not hold the record for long.

Need To Have Sex To Make A Baby-- Part Two





Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have an appointment scheduled with a fertility doctor later this month. Seems that the couple are having a tough time conceiving. Now Magazine quotes a source as saying: "Katie is so upset. They both really want another child but it just doesn't seem to be happening. She says they have been trying since last summer. Tom and Katie have decided to go and see a specialist."

The reason it isn't happening is because you have to have sex to make a baby unless of course you are Xenu, and in that case it just magically appears and then you style and cut the hair so it looks just like daddy. Didn't have much trouble getting pregnant before Suri. In fact, it was pretty damn quick after they got together. Maybe at that point Tom could still close his eyes and imagine that Nicole Kidman was showing him serious strap on loving and was thus able to impregnate Katie. Or of course it might not be Tom's baby. Good luck finding that one out. It would be an interesting situation if Suri were ever faced with a life threatening disease and needed a match, whether Tom would be that match she needed or if by sheer bad luck he wasn't, and say someone else was.

I think what they have been doing since last summer is trying to figure out how to spin the fact that Suri is going to be an only child. This situation should not come as a surprise. What does come as a surprise is Suri. I'm sure that Tom Cruise wishes each and everyday of his life that he never married Mimi Rogers because she spilled and spilled, and she made it clear that Tom could not get anyone pregnant.

Scorecard:

Mimi and Tom = 0 kids -unable to get pregnant
Tom and Nicole = 2 adopted kids who should be on the back of a milk carton by now. Unable to get pregnant.
Tom and Penelope = She is kinky, but not that kinky. Tom puts strap on back in box. Didn't have a child but don't know of they tried.
Tom and Katie = 1 child. Unable to get pregnant again.

I'm seeing a pattern. Do you see it? Every woman Tom has been involved with has an E at the end of her name or an E sound. Oh, and the pregnancy thing.

Britney Spears Story


This is one of those times where I think I will just take a pass on commenting about Britney or her kids or the situation. She obviously needs help, and hopefully the 72 hour 5150 hold will help. From what I understand, despite police observations to the contrary, Britney's blood tests came back negative for any controlled substances. To me, this is worse because it means she is in serious need of help. Hopefully she gets it. Her children are young enough where they hopefully won't remember last night. The problem is that if she doesn't get help, there will be lots more nights like last night.

Ted C Blind Item

Oh, sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, what else is new in T-town, right? Just homosexual sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, that’s what. (Like this is a news flash, but hey, I’m just the goss messenger here, ‘kay?) Sally Sedate Me has hooked up with her latest man. You saw that, didn’tcha? Yep, sure ya did. This latest guy is simply divine, so delish, much more so than the last loser the sweetie star hung out with.

Indeed, fans are so relieved SSM has found herself a he-man worthy of her luscious locks, winning smile and utterly adorable personality. It’s a tabloid team made in heaven! Why? Well, because New Guy’s also got a killer grin, a fab sense of humor, a total do-me coif and—best of all—absolutely no desire whatsoever to make love to Sally, just like she likes it.

See, Sally-Sweets lives for getting high, not orgasmic. But she likes the company, and she knows her career will suffer if she’s seen manless for too long. And New Guy, ‘course, wouldn’t even have a job if his homo ways were known. Or so he thinks.

Sally really should get over her habit, already. Doesn’t she see it’s what’s marginalizing her career, not her male companionship (or lack thereof)? It’s a good flick that’s hard to find, not a fella or a fix.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Today's Blind Items

So it turns out that Jamie Lynn Spears wasn't the only person that our producer had a fling with. No, it wasn't anyone on Jamie's show. But, it turns out he has made a habit of doing the same thing in the past to a number of different other tweeners. Not necessarily getting them pregnant, except for one very big exception. Most of the time our producer would just make advances on the lesser stars of the shows he worked on, but the one other time he got someone pregnant was someone who is a much bigger star than Jamie Lynn was or is. In that instance, the actress got an abortion and a healthy sum of money from the producer. Everything was hushed up because the show was making way too much money.

Random Photos Part One

The problem I have with Jessica Alba wearing this scarf is that again it was about 70 degrees yesterday in LA. The second is that Mel C already wore this scarf, and I don't think anyone should be copying fashion from Mel C unless there is something Jessica has been holding out on us.
Tom Brady is still a jackass, but you have to admit that if Gisele Bundchen ever lets him do the baby maker thing with her, it is going to be a pretty cute kid.
Since everyone called Tracey Edmonds and Eddie Murphy out on their invalid wedding, now of course they are going to have an official wedding in private. Where nobody can see whether or not they actually do it. Is someone missing from these photos?
The first time I saw this photo yesterday I thought it was an ad campaign and its focus was how the Beckhams would look in thirty years. I would advise Victoria Beckham to get herself a great wig before that time. She doesn't look very good bald here.
Chace Crawford was in Miami. Was Carrie Underwood there? Hmmm?
Ryan Reynolds takes a break from humping Scarlett Johannson to hump his bike instead.
"Hi I'm Mischa Barton. I'm sad which is why I went to church yesterday. I also look sad because only one photographer that I called to see me coming out of church, actually came to see me sad and repentant after I went to church. Do I look virginal enough? Can virgins smoke pot? I I wonder if my bong is still under the seat where I left it?"
Do you ever get the feeling that Katharine McPhee just prays that someone will recognize her and take her photo.
Many people wish Jennifer Love Hewitt would have had this surgery long ago.
When Britney Spears has better taste in bikinis, you really need to take a look at your fashion choices more closely. And I don't even want to hazard a guess at what is growing out of Jennifer Aniston's bikini bottoms.

An Open Letter To Lindsay Lohan


Dear Lindsay,

I just wanted to let you know how sorry I am that you are running out of money. All those big roles kind of blew by the wayside after all of your troubles huh? It's hard to believe you went through all of the money you were paid the last two years. Most of your movies might have bombed, and of course your last two films were voted as the two most awful of 2007, but you did get paid well for those films. If it is any consolation about the awful film award, it is my understanding that no one actually volunteered to go see Blonde Ambition, or you might have just had the #2 and #3 worst films of the year. I bet you never though things would turn out this way when you were doing Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, and that Herbie movie. Well actually when you did that Herbie movie you should have had a pretty good idea that this is where you were headed. Next time you should know, that those Disney folks will make you do a million films before you can get out of one of their contracts, and that some version of Herbie is offered to everyone. The difference is everyone else always gets out of it.

I know it's tough to have to financially support both your parents and your siblings. It's not like your parents want to buy their clothes from Target, although your dad looks like he busy his clothes there. If he is going to look so cheap when he dresses, maybe you should send him over to a Target. I saw Kate Beckinsale at the Target over at La Brea and Santa Monica so you could send him over there and have him try and mooch off her for awhile. She has a kid. Maybe he could babysit with those world class parenting skills of his.

I don't have enough space to really get into your mother. That was probably a bad choice of words. I don't want to imply that other people have got into your mother or even want to. Not that they wouldn't want to, so don't take that wrong. I noticed that she called Riley's mom yesterday to complain about the Daily Mail article. Of course Riley got $120,000 for that article so she could have been calling Riley's mom looking for a cut, or a loan, or a little something for you since it was your photos that Riley was selling. If your mom got a cut, do you think she would share it with you? I think that is a question you need to ask yourself.

I think what you need to do is lower your expectations for your next film. I think you need to do something a little lower on the pay scale. It's not like you can't still get $500,000 for a film, because you can. What you need to do though is stop thinking you are going to get $3 or $4 million because it just isn't going to happen. I heard porn stars make a decent living. You may want to give that a shot. Making out and groping three guys in one day and sleeping with one isn't too far from just having sex with all three and making a quick $20,000. What the hell. If you are going to do it anyway, might as well get paid. Hell, if you brought Dina along as a fluffer, they might boost that up to $20,500.

You know your dad would love hanging out on the set, and your sister Ali could come watch since she is already dressing exactly like you and seems to want to follow in your every footstep. Look, you are what 35, 36 now. Oh, wait. 21, but look 35. Sorry. My bad. You have made your decisions in life and I actually think you will turn out all right. This letter might not seem like I do, but I do. But, don't let Ali make the same choices as you. She doesn't have a few million to burn through to learn about life's little lessons and so I think it would turn out much worse for her.

Anyway, if you need a couple of bucks, you know how to reach me, and I'll even throw in some In-N-Out.

Stay Classy,(whoops)

EL

Jack Osbourne Is An Idiot


After Mischa Barton's arrest for DUI, someone decided to ask Jack Osbourne for his opinion on the matter. I'm not sure exactly why his opinion matters, or why someone would seek it. It's kind of like asking Michael Lohan about parenting. People ask him, but he's no Lynne Spears when it comes to great parenting. When Michael Lohan is asked to write a book about parenting, I promise I will be the first in line to buy it. Hell, I am going to be first in line for Lynne's book. I am going to post the whole damn thing and let everyone comment on it. I'll worry about the whole copyright infringement thing later.

Anyway back to Jack. When asked about Mischa's DUI arrest he said, "Everyone gets DUIs... but you only hear about it when celebrities get them. It is a big deal but it's not a big deal, just a slap on the wrist."

I didn't realize that everyone got DUI's. I do agree that it is usually more newsworthy when a celebrity gets a DUI, but many counties publish the names of people arrested for DUI's and if something tragic happens as a result of the DUI, it almost always makes the news, at least locally. It definitely isn't a slap on the wrist to the over 13,000 people killed by drunk drivers each year or their families or their friends. It isn't a slap on the wrist to the many thousands of people who are injured each year as a result of DUI's or their families, or the fact they may lose their jobs because they can't work as a result of being struck by someone who has too much to drink and then drives.

DUI's are 100% preventable. Heart disease, cancer and other causes of death are not 100% preventable. DUI deaths are.

Not That I Wouldn't Want Tom Cruise To Go Bankrupt


If Tom Cruise went bankrupt I actually think it would be hilarious, but despite reports that make it seem otherwise, Tom Cruise isn't going bankrupt anytime soon. Here is the story as printed:

Tom Cruise is at risk of going bankrupt if he does not stop spending money, according to reports.

You, me, the guy across the street and Bill Gates could all go bankrupt if we don't have any money coming in, and keep spending money. That isn't the most original thought ever written. Not saying that I always have original thoughts, but you could put any name where they have Tom Cruise written and it would fit.

The actor has lavished so much cash on luxuries for himself, wife Katie Holmes and their baby Suri that friends fear he could lose his £125 million fortune.

So, at the current exchange rate, Tom has about $250M give or take. At 5% interest a year that would be $12.5M coming in without depleting any of his fortune. So, about a $1M a month or $30,000 a day. Yes, there are taxes, but hey, this is a gossip blog.

A source said: "Tom is really into money. He has no problem spending it. It makes him feel powerful. He loves to brag about his Porsche's, his homes, his planes and his motorcycles.

He needs something to be powerful other than controlling every aspect of his wife's life. Maybe he has a small d**k and so he compensates by spending it on toys. Maybe it is his way of hiding whatever demons he has inside of him and should let out. Not that he would ever come out or needs to come out because everyone knows Tom isn't gay right?

"When Tom takes Katie out, he has his security people hand $100 bills to anyone who helps them, even someone who opens a door! He's a big giver."

Judging by the photos it looks like Tom lets Katie Holmes out of her prison about once a week. So a few $100 bills to the doorman aren't going to break him. In fact, this whole thing almost looks like a setup to show the world how much Tom has, but that he is a giver and that he is a big flashy player in Hollywood.

The 45-year-old reportedly spent $1 million on fuel for his four private planes last year.

Again, the article is telling us how much Tom has, and that he is a big man as far as the wallet goes. Do the Scientology folks have a PR department set up solely for Tom?

Jon Hamm - GQ Magazine

Today is be kind to people you don't see everyday. Jon Hamm is a great actor, and he was a teacher before he became an actor so that is a big plus. I have to tell you that any of you that would like to buy me any of the suits he is wearing in these photos are more than welcome. The entire outfit in this first photo is almost $5,000. With that kind of money you could probably spend a night with Kim Kardashian. If you want to read the interview with Jon, you can click here.





Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which sexy singer is so unhappy with her looks, she is going to be fitted with braces?
The skinny northern babe doesn't even want her fella to find out about it...

What I Hate


I have to admit that I rarely pay for concert tickets. Some people get discounts on store merchandise or free fries or some other perk in their job, and mine just happens to be that I don't usually pay for concert tickets. HOWEVER, that is not always the case, and the ones I do pay for, are usually the really mind blowing expensive ones. I remember on one of U2's tours a few years ago paying like $250 for a ticket from a scalper or ticket broker as they prefer to be called.

I bought the ticket a few days after tickets had gone on sale, so the concert was still months away, and I hadn't even really heard much about the show. When I did start hearing things, I heard that U2 wasn't playing more than two or three of their big hits, and were instead only playing songs from the past two albums or some nonsense. Yes, those two albums are and were great, but that is not the point.

I don't care how tired you are of playing your hits, or if you are trying to sell more albums, or you are trying to make your show fit one theme or style. We as fans are not paying hundreds of dollars per ticket so you can experiment. We want what we like and what we enjoy. You want to charge $15, you can play whatever the hell you want. You charge $500 for VIP seating, I better hear crap I know every word to.

Another favorite trick of musicians is to combine 4 or 5 of their hits into a medley. Again, this only works if you have 20 hits and can't possibly sing them all in the time allotted. Cool. But if you are doing it to give the old songs a rest, forget it. You might sing the same songs 50 times each tour, but we, your fans are only hearing them once. Yes, if you are Phish fans you are hearing them every night, but you don't remember what you heard the night before anyway so it doesn't matter.

Oh, and Dave Matthews, I love you, but if I hear another 40 minute version of one of your hits, I am going to storm the stage. At last count, Dave plays about five songs in a 2 hour set.

I bring all this up because I saw that Kylie Minogue is going to not play any of her big hits on her new tour. Now I don't give a rats ass about Kylie or her tour, but I'm sure there are hundreds of thousands of her fans who will be paying astronomical sums to see her, and they want to hear her hits. If an album doesn't sell well, it means that fans didn't like it, so why on earth would you charge a fortune to your fans and have them endure only songs from that album that sucked.

Josh Brolin -- GQ Magazine

You don't really see Josh Brolin doing too many magazine articles, so this is kind of a big deal for him. If you want to read the entire interview with him in GQ, then you can click here.






Britney Likes To Role Play


Over time, many couples will take a turn or two at roleplaying to keep things interesting in their sex life. I know that one of my ex-wives was very fond of playing the rich housewife and sales clerk. Unfortunately, this also is what happened in real life, and thus as she was spending every last penny, she was also screwing the sales clerk. So, from now on I just limit my sexual adventures to deciding between amateur porn or Sears catalogs.

Britney will roleplay even when she has only been with a guy once or twice. I think this is not so she can turn the guy on in another way or roleplay as someone else, but because she is either so bored with always having sex that she likes to pretend she is someone else, or if in fact, she has sex with so many different guys because she has so many personalities.

I get the feeling that Britney isn't even sure who she is sleeping with or how many people she has slept with, or if she is even sleeping by herself. How can she even keep track of how many hotel rooms she has paid for to have sex with guys for a few hours, and then leave.

I have no idea about how multiple personality disorders work except for watching that old Sally Field movie, but I really do think that Britney thinks she is different people and has different roles she plays for each one of the people. Unfortunately for her, most of her characters enjoy flashing the world, having sex with strangers, and don't give a crap about her kids. Hopefully they all want to use protection and have their tubes tied.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which still-young-but-past-his-prime TV star has been trying to ditch his actress fiancee? He already made her terminate a pregnancy when she was just 17.

I already had this one.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 Lots of fights during the holidays among family members. Fights during the holidays are not the exclusive domain of Tyra Banks staffers. Well during one family fight outside the restroom of a bar, a female singer who does some acting from time to time, got her wig pulled straight off her head. She's bald. Completely, without a hair on her head bald. I so wish there were a picture. It would be the most popular photo ever.

#2 I guess she is an actress. I am trying to think of something she has been in recently, but can't. Now she is known more for just making headlines. She made a recent one, and could make another if anyone ever finds out that she took a guy she met one hour earlier into the restroom at a party she was hosting and f**ked him on the couch there. I wish men's restrooms had couches, but we would probably just lay on them and wait for our dates to leave and wish we had a remote control.

Random Photos Part One

Dylan McDermott out in Miami over the weekend. Guess he is enjoying his first bachelor NYE in a very long time.
So do all these women like Dax Shepard because he makes them laugh or is it because he makes $10 a year or is it because he is hung like a horse. Whatever it is Kristen Bell seems to love it. I'm guessing that is a woman driving the golf cart, but I wouldn't lay any money on it.
Carson Daly kind of looks like a wax figure of himself. It looks like he is really dying his hair also.
"Let's go get some beer, and then daddy will see if he can get mom to be a little less frigid."
I'm guessing that the Amazon didn't sit down all night. Then again she is a Kardashian. Have to show the world what you have, and that you are not afraid to use it.
These photos of Kelly Brook and Billy Zane are just so staged.
They might be more believable if the photos of Billy in a sarong didn't exist.
I know these are Hugh Jackman's children, but I just don't see the resemblance which makes sense considering they are adopted but which I had no clue about.
Gerard Butler and Jason Statham. Jason just doesn't look the same when he smiles. He just looks like some goofy guy who got drunk. Still one of my top five favorite actors though.
Please don't let them breed. Please oh please.
I don't mean to be rude. Well, yes, I do, or else I wouldn't have started down that line. How did these kids even know who Sean Stewart was? And even if they did, why the hell would they want their photo taken with him anyway?
Not a big fan of Steve-O, but all celebrities should follow his example. Drunk, but in a taxi.
Miley Cyrus is opening her mouth. The photographer must have candy in his.
I don't know who Lionel Ohayon is, but he is way too close to my girlfriend. And when I say Emmanuele Chriqui is my girlfriend, I mean that in a late night, sitting at home by myself kind of way while playing the 3some scene on Entourage in a continuous loop.

Song Titles From Jessica Simpson's New Album


As you all know, Jessica Simpson is going country. "I am a country girl. I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to wait until the time was right." Well the time is right when you have no career in pop music anymore and your movie career is dependent on who owes your dad a favor or three. There is no way she would be making a country album if her last pop album would have been number one or her movie career was skyrocketing.

1. NASCAR fans make me hot
2. My dawg don't come when I holler
3. Daddy watches through the window
4. My man done gone and left me again
5. Jesus was a race car driver (apologies to Primus)
6. Don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys unless I can date one
7. Papa don't pimp (apologies to Madonna)
8. Living In A Double Wide (duet with Britney Spears)
9. I ran out of peroxide
10.Marrying your cousin is cool
11. Whose boots are in my bed?

Maybe Reggie Bush Isn't A Complete Idiot



Reggie Bush should still be on the s**tlist of every New Orleans Saints fan, but for now, he has at least done one smart thing. Rumors were everywhere today that Kim Kardashian and Reggie had got engaged. Kim told US Weekly that just isn't true. Thank you Reggie. Although they aren't engaged, I doubt more than five minutes goes by in any conversation between the pair that doesn't involve Kim talking about marriage, honeymoons, or what kind of ring she wants.

This is her exact quote. "It's not true. Not yet." Reggie is 22 years old. Do not fall for this Reggie. She will take every penny you ever hope to make. You will wake up five years from now and find yourself sucked dry. When your career and the paychecks stop, you will see Kim's very large ass heading out the door. I know, I know, she looks good and she probably strokes your ego, but hey, from what I have seen, she is pretty lousy in bed. How much did she get you to spend on her at Christmas? I bet you spent at least $100,000 on her. How much did she spend on you? Did she just give you some free stuff that she got a swag suite somewhere, or did everything have the E! logo on it.

I am telling you right now Reggie. Do not do it and do not spend anymore money on her. I'm not saying you need to break up with her. Just don't get trapped, and NEVER take her to Vegas. EVER.

P.S. Watch out for that amazon sister of hers. In the bottom photo she seems to be staring at you like she wants to be doing that bump and grind with her sister instead of you. Just saying. Go watch So I Married An Axe Murderer and you will see what I mean. Plus Nancy Travis looks good in it.

I promised a reader that the next time I posted something about Reggie Bush that I would post this video of Reggie. Enjoy.

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she's only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: "Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can't be on Botox when you are pregnant"

WHICH gorgeous daughter of a foreign-born billionaire had a fling last year with Prince William? While their families don't get along, and she could never marry the future King of England, the hookup between their clans was not unprecedented.

It's Crap, But At Least It's Sweet Crap


The Daily Star in the UK is reporting that Amy Winehouse is going to renew her wedding vows to her husband this Friday in the jail where her husband is currently residing. Although this is right up there with a shotgun wedding and marrying your cousin on the sweetness and shudder menu, it is also very unlikely to happen.

First, our lovely pop tart is currently enjoying a respite in Bryan Adams' house in Mustique. When I say respite, I mean she is sleeping and doing drugs as opposed to her UK schedule of sleeping and doing drugs and walking to the store for sugar. Apparently the staff at the villa are just bringing her stalks of raw sugar cane to suck down when she gets the munchies.

I'm grateful, but also a little disappointed in the efforts of the famous UK paps to get us photos of Amy's new bikini. After we were treated earlier this year to the lime green bikini, I was hoping for something even more garish to contrast against her pale, junkie skin. She looked so good with the hot sun and all that junkie sweat pouring out of her. I bet she smelled lovely.

What also may have not occurred to the Daily Star when they reported this wedding vow thing is that I believe Amy has been banned from the jail where her husband is incarcerated. Something to do with a positive drug test by Blake. If she hasn't been banned then I know she has at least been banned from actually touching her husband, and would have to do a renewal ceremony on the phone divided by the bullet proof glass. With only one phone per booth, it could get a little awkward with the minister, Amy, the ring bearer, groomsmen, bridesmaids, and everyone all shuffling around while using the phone, not getting in the way of the other inmates and their renewal ceremonies. Oh, wait. Amy probably signed up first so all the other inmates that wanted to have wedding renewal ceremonies will have to wait until next week.

Holiday Texting The Ex--Not A Good Idea


The only good thing about holiday texts from an ex is that they are predictable. For the most part you know they are coming, especially if the ex is a repeat offender. Just simply turn off the cell phone during the offending holiday and you should be good to go until you can have a quiet moment or two to do some deleting.

Drunk texts are never predictable and so if an ex gets drunk and texts you at 3am while you are sleeping, the first you may know of it is when your current significant other is beating the crap out of you at 3:05am asking you who the hell is so and so.

Kate Moss had this same little problem with Pete Doherty and her current boyfriend Jamie Hince. In Kate's defense who would ever think Pete capable of using a phone, reading, writing, texting or even being able to stand still long enough to text.

Right at the stroke of midnight, Pete sent Kate a text wishing her a Happy New Year and asking if she could score him some coke. OK, maybe just wishing her a Happy New Year. Well, knowing Pete, it might have been both. Jamie was pissed. If this guy is jealous over Pete Doherty than he is really going to go ballistic when Kate starts spending time with some of those old guys who follow her around and buy her presents for no reason. Seriously guys. Spend the money on a model who is hot, and not some washed up, has been model.

Jamie and Kate didn't speak to each other for two hours. Then they kissed and made up. More likely they both needed a fix and no argument is going to come between two junkies and their next fix. Hell if Jamie would buy Kate a trip to Colombia she would probably marry him.

When Sex Fantasies Turn Real


What do you do when you have an ex-beauty queen for a girlfriend and she loves to tie you up and play strange kidnap games with you? Well if she is hot enough and makes a decent living, then you might go for it. Haven't we all made some really bad choices and ended up passed out drunk in a corner, all of our body hair shaved and whimpering for mama.

Well Kumari Fulbright who is 25 is accused, along with three other men, of tying up her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend with plastic cable and duct tape, and holding him captive for hours in two different Tucson homes, the Arizona Daily Star reported, citing indictment documents in Pima County Superior Court.

Fulbright, who participated in the Miss Arizona pageant as Miss Pima County in 2005, and Miss Desert Sun in 2006, also reportedly serves as a law clerk for U.S. District Judge Raner Collins.

Fulbright was indicted by a Pima County Superior Court Dec. 18, on five felony charges, including armed robbery, aggravated robbery, kidnapping and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. According to court filings, Fulbright and the three other men pointed pistols at the unidentified kidnapping victim, threatened his life and took his wallet, cell phone, briefcase and hundreds of dollars in cash.

Prosecutors cite Fulbright in the documents. "[Fulbright] specifically bit him several times while he was bound, stuck a butcher knife in his ear ... said she was going to kill him, [and] pointed a pistol at him." The victim, according to the documents, was able to grab Fulbright's gun after more than eight hours; when the weapon accidentally discharged, he ran out of the house screaming for help.

Of course the ex-boyfriend also has his own criminal past and was most recently charged with assault last March. This could be just a little payback from the girlfriend. I will tell you this woman must lead some kind of secret life because it is almost impossible to clerk for a Federal District Judge. You have to be one hell of a law student. I clerked for a Wendy's asking people if they wanted fries, so you know my happy ass wasn't a great law student.

Fulbright will appear in a 2008 calendar for Subguns.com that features women in bikinis brandishing firearms. Fulbright is Miss May, according to Jeff Hawley, a founder of Title2Media, the company that produced the calendar for Subguns. In her photograph, Fulbright is pictured carrying an HK 51 and can be seen above.

I don't know what this will do for her law career, but I know she has one hell of a future as a highly paid dominatrix and will work less hours and make much more money than she ever would as a lawyer. Meanwhile the ex-boyfriend is going to be a little more careful in the future when discussing his sex fantasies.


Tyra Banks Is A Jackass


I'm not saying that your office has to have a holiday party. It is not required. It should be required but it isn't. Without holiday parties though you don't have stories to tell all the next year about the couple that were found passed out naked in the supply closet or the other 3some between the two janitors and the president of the company and the photos someone took and has now put on a special website called Pine-Sol loving.

Anyway, if the office has any kind of money or any kind of decency, they have an office party. Not if you work for the Tyra Banks Show. Her staff had to make their own arrangements for a party, and then had to pay for it themselves. Remember, this is the same staff that uprooted their entire lives and moved from LA to NY just to stay employed on her show. Tyra repaid their thanks by saying she would try and come to the party, but she had some shopping to do in Italy and wasn't sure if she could make it. Well lo and behold she did make it and even brought a guy dressed as Santa.

The staff all thought Tyra was going to give them their Oprah moment. Bonuses or a free car. Something. Anything. What they got was a cold McDonalds cheeseburger each. Never mind that half the staff was vegetarian. Tyra didn't even stay while the cheeseburgers were being passed out. Had to catch that private jet to Italy you know. Busy, busy, busy. Did I mention the $30M Tyra got to move to NY? The staff got their moves paid for and that was it.

And how was your holiday party?

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which Las Vegas mover and shaker is having a very public affair with a beauty queen who wears the name of a neighboring state on her sash? It's so out in the open, but the photographers know they're not allowed to take a picture when she's sitting on his lap, says a snitch.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy New Year

That's it everyone. See you back here on July 4th for the next big mass reveal.

Blind Item Reveals

December 24, 2007


Have to have a Jackass on Christmas Eve right? Tis the season and all that. I'm not sure this guy got coal, but I do know he spent 3 hours locked inside a bathroom at a Cisco Adler party. This is a different night however.

This male "singer"/talk show dude decided to get drunk. He got so blindingly drunk that when he went to his hotel room he couldn't get the keycard into the door of his room. He then went down to the front desk, told the desk clerk what room he was trying to get into and that the hotel sucked, the clerk's family sucked and that if he didn't get into his room right now that he was going to keep yelling and abusing the poor clerk all damn night. The clerk gave him a new key, and the "singer" returned to the room. This time the key worked. Without turning on the lights he got into bed. Unfortunately he got into the bed of an elderly woman who was the rightful guest of the room. She obviously didn't know she was sharing the bed of a famous "singer" and instead began screaming at the top of her lungs for help. Security came and our "singer" realized that maybe the elderly woman's room wasn't actually the room he was checked into for the night. Not even the correct floor. Never did apologize to the desk clerk either.

Mark McGrath

Blind Item Reveals

December 14, 2007


#1 This divorced A list rock star God and father, takes his invincibility to a whole other level when he is self medicating. When he does, his guns come out and his clothes come off. Recently he and his "doctor" were naked except for machine guns and night vision glasses when the police found them. Neighbors in his LA community had called police to report machine gun fire and loud screaming and yelling. When the cops showed up they found our rock star and his "doctor" in the above stated positions. Sure they had been firing away, and should have gone to jail. Instead the police asked about the guns and asked for autographs.

#2 This lead singer from one of the greatest bands of all time has always been known as a ladies man. He was, but no longer. Now he much prefers the company of men. As in, never goes out with women anymore despite what he publicly professes.

#1- Eddie Van Halen
#2 - David Lee Roth

Blind Item Reveals

December 7, 2007


This hot blooded female singer got on an elevator at a hotel in LA with about three other people. She immediately took up a position in front of the mirror in the elevator. On the next two floors the elevator stopped, letting more people on. When the added people started blocking her own view of herself on the elevator, she told them to please move out of the way. This forced the people on the elevator to all squeeze together uncomfortably. Our singer then continued to model and pose in front of the mirror all the way to her floor. Not quite Eva Mendes strutting around a Starbucks, but close.

Shakira

Blind Item Reveals - Update

November 9, 2007

#1 What Presidential candidate is sleeping with an aide?

Will be revealed after New Hampshire primary. Not John Edwards. Already did a story on him.

Blind Item Reveals

November 8, 2007

#1 This singer/fighter didn't let a date stand in the way of him hitting on any woman he saw at last night's CMA show. Did it in front of her, without her, and it all did no good. His bored looking date still went home with him at the end of the night.

Kid Rock

Blind Item Reveals

October 6, 2007


#1 This blonde, female singer was hit on Sunday night by another woman. When the singer realized what was going on, she replied, "Ewwww. That's sick." How about that for some tolerance huh?



Jessica Simpson

Blind Item Reveals

October 29, 2007


#1 On a day when you were being nice and maybe just had some great loving, you might consider this film actress to be B list. She used to be for sure. Now, she doesn't do much of anything except show up where the beautiful people are and every once in awhile make a fool of herself. Definitely only with beautiful people though. At a party the other night, she was overheard giving a lengthy dissertation on why she doesn't have any ugly friends and how if you do, people will think less of you, and that you should only surround yourself with the best which means rich guys, quality clothes, and no ugly friends. "What happens if someone becomes ugly after they are her friend?"

"I never speak to them again, unless of course they are rich or can help me in some way. But it better be a very big help. Of course they aren't my friends then, just a business partner."

#2 This pregnant singer decided to spend the night at a hotel with her man. She must have really enjoyed what they were doing because the management called twice to let her know that the other guests were complaining about how loud in bed she was.

#1 - Tara Reid
#2 - Christina Aguilera

Blind Item Reveals

October 26, 2007


#2 In what would be the scariest hookup of modern times either gay or straight, the rumors are swirling that this stylist to the stars has hooked up twice in the past week with this equally outrageous decorator to the stars.

Ken Paves / Bobby Trendy

Blind Item Reveals

October 19, 2007

#3 From AP-This jet set actor/actress B list couple took a few minutes out for themselves at a party the other night. The couple spent most of the night arguing about what the wife was wearing, and made up by having a quickie in the restroom. Probably would have got away with no one noticing, except that she was rather vocal and has a very interesting pet name for her husband.

Jennifer Connelly / Paul Bettany

Blind Item Reveals

October 11, 2007

#1 This celebutard was talking smack at a party about a guest who is a blinged out top male singer/producer. Word got to the singer and he made sure that whenever our celebutard started hitting on a woman, the singer would involve himself into the conversation and get the woman to come with him. Even though he was getting paid to be at the party, our celebutard left early and left pissed.

Kevin Federline / Kanye West

Blind Item Reveals

October 8, 2007


#1 So about two weeks ago there is a Vivid party (adult film company) and this music producer who reminds me a great deal of Larry Hagman drives his car right up to the front entrance of the club, slams his brakes so the tries squeal and to make sure he has everyone's attention. In front of the club is a long line of people waiting to get in. Our producer walks up to the door and says, "I'm here for the party." The bouncer sees his name on the list, but says the party hasn't started yet and won't for another 20 minutes or so. Our producer begs to get in early, but is denied. He goes back to his car and lays rubber as he pulls away from the club. 30 minutes later he pulls back in front of the club just as noisily, and as he struts up to the front entrance says, "Lets start this party. Where are the bitches? Bring on the bitches." I would like to say that he then tripped and fell and everyone laughed at him, but everyone was already laughing at him. He went home empty that night.

#2 Oh Canada. Not really about Canada per se, but it does take place in Canada. Seems that a show that is filming there which was supposed to be a big hit is actually a bomb and the cast knows it. Since they figure they will be canceled before the end of the year they are doing as much as they can to have fun, including all kinds of gestures and signals to their friends while filming, stealing everything they can from the various sets, and basically just having the time of their lives all over Vancouver knowing it will be over soon. Everyone is joining in except for the female lead who still thinks the show will make it and thinks everyone is acting childish and refuses to take part in anything that can be considered fun. The rest of the cast and crew have taken to calling her diamond which she takes as a compliment. Unfortunately it is referring to what a tight ass she is and how if she put a lump of coal in her ass it would turn to a diamond.

#1 - JR Rotem
#2 - Michelle Ryan

Blind Item Reveals

October 5, 2007


#4 This oh so demanding curvy top 40 singer with the famous pipes, has a bit of a towel problem. Seems she makes one of her people go buy fresh towels daily. Yes, brand new towels must be used everyday irregardless of whether a towel was used the day before or not. Seems that our singer thinks that towels that have been hanging collect too much dust, and so wants fresh ones daily so she is always clean. I guess no one has bothered to tell her that they are gathering even more dust sitting in the store, or on the shelves of her home awaiting their first use. Hey, at least all her staff, their friends and family have more towels than they know what to do with.

Mariah Carey

Blind Item Reveals

October 3, 2007


#1 This whacked out, aging female singer, and I am using the term singer very loosely here, walked up to her ex-boyfriend who was with his current girlfriend. Apparently our singer was a wee bit jealous and a wee bit pissed that her ex was with someone else. She walked straight up to the new girlfriend and asked, "Did he tell you that he's HIV positive?" "I should know, he gave it to me." She then turned and walked away. How is that for a date? Probably the last one.

Courtney Love. I need to make it perfectly clear that as far as I know she only said it as a joke and is NOT HIV+. This is NOT the same singer mentioned in a recent blind item who is HIV+.

Blind Item Reveals--I Was Wrong-Kind Of

September 28, 2007

#1 This drug addled celebutard from a foreign land (not U.S.) is in a new relationship with a celebutante who is the daughter of someone sexy. Seems the celebutard hit on the celebutante's step mother at a recent event. He was rejected, but the celebutante still adores him.

Calum Best / Kimberly Stewart (turns out she didn't really adore him after it happened and broke up with him)

Blind Item Reveals--I Was Wrong Part Two

September 25, 2007


#2 What comic/actor, best friends/duo have been best friends for years but have seen their relationship crumble due to jealousy. One of the friends (A) was always the bigger television star and had the ego to match and was willing to be friends with his less than equal friend (B) as long as the second friend was second best. When A got into films, he thought his television success would carry over, but no such luck. When B got into films he kept scoring number one films and A began to seethe. Now, with B having another #1 film and A not getting his calls returned, it seems the once famous friendship has ground to a halt.

A-Ray Romano
B-Kevin James

Blind Item Reveals--I Was Wrong

September 24, 2007

#1 This award winning B+ list television and film actress is having second thoughts about the whole marriage thing. Seems as if her significant other is dying to make it official and she used to be. Just things have changed now and she wants to see what's out there and see if she can find someone more her equal in status.

Katherine Heigl

Blind Item Reveals

September 14, 2007

#2 This celebutard (the male version of celebutante) with the prolific sperm has been trying to hide his relationship with this C/D list actress because her former boyfriend, a B list film star with A list name recognition has threatened to kick the crap out of the celebutard if he sees him with his ex. The c'tard acts tough but is scared out of his mind.

Kevin Federline / Nicole Narain / Colin Farrell

Blind Item Reveals

September 12, 2007

#2 This male singer kept trying to hit on women at the VMA after parties but was having no luck. Apparently each and everyone made it a point to tell him he was an ass and that you should never kiss and tell.

Adam Levine (not exactly sure why I made this blind except that I probably didn't have much that day. That day was the first JLS pregnancy blind though.)

Blind Item Reveals

September 7, 2007


#2 This dog loving B list film actor was shot down last night at a club by this A list (everywhere but America) performer when he tried to hit on her. She not only turned him down, but was heard to say, "I thought you were gay."

Orlando Bloom / Kylie Minogue

Blind Item Reveals

August 31, 2007

#3 What comedian/actor/out of control mess was thrown out of a music video shoot because the band threatened to walk out if the actor was involved in the shoot in any form.

Andy Dick / Nickelback

Blind Item Reveals

August 29, 2007

I am not going to copy and paste this item because it is way too long. If you want to read it, you can click on the link. It's called The Life And Times Of Timmy. You may have heard of it. I actually like other ones better, but this is the one that has got me the closest to being sued. It is not the one that has got me in the most trouble, just the one that got me closest to being sued. Because of certain pressures brought against me, I had to cave in and only give most of an answer. Because of the situation I am in, and my anonymity, I don't have a great deal of leverage. Someday I will make sure you get all of the answer and I think you will be much more satisfied.

This blind item has been kind of a curse because I almost ran a different one that day which I thought was much more scandalous, and appealing, but now because of all the drama from Timmy I just haven't posted the other one. Give it a few more months and I will post the other one.

Monday, December 31, 2007

Blind Item Reveals

August 17, 2007


#1 In front of Yamashiro last night, this female singer who was wearing even less than in her music videos was doing everything but taking off the rest of her clothes in order to get a music producer to take her for a "ride" in his brand new red Bentley. Her approach consisted of much bending over (clearly showing what she was bringing to the party), using two fingers and her tongue to suck on a mint, and clearly explaining how important fresh breath was in her life. Her fellow female band member looked really uncomfortable and the producer ultimately turned down the offer. The two singers left in a very cheap rental car but not before they stiffed the valet. When the singer's was asked by her fellow band member why she wasn't tipping the valet, the singer was heard saying, "looking at my body should be tip enough."

#2 This former A list action star was recently out in public and no one was paying any attention to him. He whispered something to his son, who then shouted out, "look, it's ______." Soon there was a crowd around the fading star but he claimed he was too busy for any autographs.

#3 This B list film actor used to be famous for who he was with and now just can't get any respect. Recently he tried to get into a nightclub by moving to the front of the line. Neither doorman recognized him and was told to to the end of the line. He then pulled out his cell and called some of his friends inside the club to come get him in. After explaining for 15 minutes who he was there was still not entry. Then one of the friends mentioned the ex and the doormen opened the ropes immediately.

#1 - Shannon Bex/ JR Rotem
#2 - Sylvester Stallone
#3 - Ryan Phillipe

Blind Item Reveals

August 16, 2007 (for photos)

Anyway, the subject of this blind item is in all the pictures. The reason why I have gathered you here today are the umbrellas you can see in the third photo. Two guys each with an umbrella. Their job was to rush out in between takes and shade our former B+ film star and always a hit with eh ladies, or at least he likes to think so.

Our actor along with almost everyone else in the scene is wearing business attire. Today is hot in LA and everyone looked miserable but what can you do? Our actor on the other hand wanted his umbrellas immediately after each take. This is how it went.
Director - Cut
Actor - Umbrellas where are the umbrellas?
Enter two guys with the largest umbrellas you have seen
Actor - That's just not fast enough guys. I need those umbrellas quicker
Director - Action
Director - Cut
Actor - Where the hell are those umbrellas? I want to see you guys running out here.
Director - Action
Director - Cut
Actor - Dammit didn't anyone tell you how to open an umbrella. Yes, you got out here faster, but you need to have that thing open or get it open within seconds. It's burning up out here.
Of course all the other people in the scene didn't get to move at all except back to their original positions which were all exposed to the hot sun.

James Woods - Shark

Blind Item Reveals

August 9, 2007

#1 Despite their appearances together on recent talk shows and their public comments to the contrary, these two actors really don't like each other and what you see in public and what goes on in private are two very different things.

Chris Tucker / Jackie Chan

Blind Item Reveals

August 3, 2007

#4 What boy band group broke up not because of creative differences, but because one of the singers got tired of the sexual advances and lifestyle of one of the other singers. (No, it's not N'Sync)

New Edition

It is also a big hint for #2 for that same day's blind items.

Blind Item Reveals

August 2, 2007

#2 There is an A- film actress filming a movie with a B+ actress and they haven't spoken an unnecessary word to each other on the set of their latest movie. Seems the two don't see eye to eye on many issues and can't stand each other. The last straw was that the A- actress felt that the B+ actress was hijacking the movie by threatening to not do the part unless she got more money and perks than the A- actress. The B+ actress told everyone that she was the better actress, and definitely worth more to the film. The B+ actress didn't get the extra dough, but made a bad relationship even worse.

Scarlett Johansson / Penelope Cruz

Blind Item Reveals

July 27, 2007

#2 The funny thing is this B list couple are going to stores together and buying things for his boyfriend's home not his home or her home as they want everyone to believe.

#3 I'm not really one for royalty blind items because I don't know any, but I do know that recently there was some royalty that hit the OC hard. (you can take that however you want, but I don't think they were physically hanging out at Laguna Beach.)

#2 - Rachel Bilson/Hayden Christensen
#3 - Prince Harry and Mischa Barton

Blind Item Reveals

July 18, 2007

#1 Which two related musicians disappointed hundreds of fans by bailing out of a movie watching party? The reason? While being interviewed on stage one of the musicians was given a basket with filled with items for a baby. The aggrieved musician then cussed on the air and in front of the all the fans there to see him. He walked off the stage and didn't look back. So I'm guessing a baby shower is out of the question.

Joel & Benji Madden

Blind Item Reveals

July 16, 2007

Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

Note: I'm not sure why I wrote the line about the obvious, but not.

Blind Item Reveals

July 13, 2007


#2 This parasite was seen giving a lap dance to a record producer you don't want to cross. A photo was taken of the incident and immediately the record producer's thugs grabbed the camera, took the memory card out and gave the camera back to the photographer.

#3 This A list actor is already very tired of his fairly new wife. The problem is his fans expect him to be a certain way and getting divorced from the mother of your child(ren) is not something they want to see. So, he puts on a happy face and tries to find other people to act as a buffer.

#2 - Paris Hilton / Suge Knight
#3 - Ben Affleck

Blind Item Reveals

July 11, 2007

So this A list couple has been divorced for some time now. Each have moved on as divorced couples tend to do. My five ex-wives are grateful everyday they don't have to see me and the monthly checks I'm forced to send them keep them in Laboutin's and me in a basement. Anyway, there really was no reason given for the divorce. Just one day it was over. Out of the blue so to speak. Turns out that perhaps the lady in all of this was not really quite the lady we all thought. It's not that her husband minded because he really didn't. The problem was that our wife wasn't as discreet as perhaps she should have been and a huge secret was about to be revealed which neither the husband or wife really wanted. Seems that maybe the other man in this wife's life was not just some random guy off the street, but someone much closer. Each had their own reasons for keeping everything a secret. The wife really was happy being married to the husband which is why there were very few fireworks and instead just a resigned disappointment that she wasn't going to get to stay. The wife violated a rule and has slowly been eliminated from any contact with the ex and the ex's family.

Nicole Kidman

Blind Items Revealed

July 10, 2007


#2 What washed up reality diva/naked photo taking/gold digging wife was supposed to spend a week in Vegas with her unappreciated staff? After 6 hours of bitching, she gave them 5 minutes to pack up and head back to LA. The assistant complained and was fired then and there and told to figure out her own way back to LA. Everyone else returned with the Queen who let them all know they were lucky to be working for her.


Shanna Moakler

Blind Item Reveals

This is going to be a slow process so just because you see one or two, don't expect them to all come flooding out at once.

Monday July 2, 2007

This publicity hungry male record producer #1____________tried to get his hooks into #2_____________ when she was vulnerable, and then when that didn't work out tried his hand at teenager #3_______________. Since she made him pay to be seen in public with her, our producer has been laying low. Last week he showed up on the set of this former teen queen's#4_________________ new music video and is trying to convince the world they are a couple.

1. JR Rotem
2. Britney Spears
3. Hayden Panettiere
4. Ashley Tisdale

You Think Marc Anthony Is Going To Be Quiet?


Everyone today is buzzing about how Jennifer Lopez is going to have a traditional Scientology birth. You know the one I'm talking about where, John Travolta and Tom Cruise come to your room and do the hula hoop, followed by Jada Pinkett Smith reading selected passages from L. Ron Hubbard. All the while, the mother isn't supposed to utter a sound or will be whipped by Leah Remini.

I don't know the view of Jennifer Lopez when it comes to Scientology, but I do know that there is no way it will be a Scientology quiet birth. If you think that her jitterbug of a husband and alleged father of the child is going to be quiet during the birth then you just don't know your Marc Anthony. There will be music playing during the entire birth. Marc's Greatest Hits (it's short, but out there) followed by hour after hour after hour of Marc performing live right there in the hospital room with frequent dedications to his wife and the nurses and all the rest of the staff he invites in to listen to him perform. During labor, to take Jennifer's mind off of the pain he will no doubt ask her to perform a duet with him or re-enact a scene from their film. Of course all of it will be captured on video and no doubt sold to the world as Marc And Jen Live with a world tour to follow.

I Love Craig David's Publicists


I barely remember Craig David but he does have some great publicists. Craig was recently accused of trolling for women on MySpace. I don't see what the big deal is about that and I didn't realize that MySpace trolling was limited to people who are not considered celebrities. At what point are you allowed to troll? When you drop to D list? When your show ends? It is not really clear.

Anyway, Taylor Ray Lewis who I thought played for the Baltimore Ravens, but is actually a supermodel told the bastion of truth News of the World that David begged her for sex after sending her a message on the social networking site.

Lewis said: "I ignored his messages for ages because, even though they came from a site called Craigdavidpersonal, I couldn't believe a star like him would have to go on MySpace to meet girls."

So I guess Lewis is basically saying she is a nobody because she is a supermodel and on the site, but she herself needed the site to hook up with guys.

Lewis said she had dinner with him and then he invited her back to his place to watch a movie in the bedroom. Nice.

Lewis commented: "We went into his bedroom to watch a film, but when we laid down he started kissing me. I was a little bit scared as he was the first person I had been with since I met my husband six years ago.

That is such crap. She hadn't been with anyone in six years and then two hours after meeting Craig she was in his room having sex with him. Probably she meant to say that Craig was the first person she had been with that day.

"But once we started having sex it was a real let down. It seemed like he just wanted to get it over with. I was not really enjoying it. I began to think ‘what am I doing here?'

"Afterwards he went out of the room and got dressed. I felt ashamed and said I had to go. He just said 'OK. I'll text you'. That was it."

The model added: "Other friends told me they had received messages from him asking them on a date. Now I feel so embarrassed."

She should feel embarrassed that she had to earn $100 by selling this lame ass story.

The best part though is the response from Craig's publicists. "Representatives of the singer have denied the allegations that he uses MySpace to meet women but did not deny he had dated Lewis."

It is such a nice quote. They deny that he uses MySpace to meet women, but he didn't use it to meet women, he used it only to meet one woman.

You Have To Have Sex To Get Pregnant


When the Daily Mail came out and said Nicole Kidman was pregnant, I didn't doubt them, I just wondered how she got pregnant without having sex. In my mind I was picturing Keith Urban shooting off across the room and Nicole trying to catch it or using some type of baster. Then I realized that would be too messy. Do you think Nicole Kidman has ever got messy in her life? Ever not been in control of the situation? I just cannot imagine Nicole Kidman having sex. I know she said she had a miscarriage, but no one actually ever said that the miscarriage was the result of having sex. This is why she and Tom Cruise were the perfect couple for each other. She probably came up to him on Days Of Thunder and asked if he would be interested in a business proposition. Attorneys worked it out, and then a few years later adopt one child, and then another. They maybe tried the invitro route, and that didn't work, hence the miscarriage.

When Tom's career started to falter, he needed someone new and fresh, so end of contract. See ya.

So whenever you hear about these Nicole Kidman pregnancy rumors I would discount them. I think she will get pregnant eventually, but it will not be with Keith. It will be with some rich old guy who she is with after she gets rid of Keith. The only reason Keith has lasted this long is she doesn't want to be the woman who forced him back on the bottle. Another thing to ponder when you think of Nicole Kidman. How does she continue to make such high salaries for her films even though they always tank. When is the last time you wanted to see a film because she was in it. I avoid films she is in, but somehow the studios keep paying her inflated salary.

Blind Item Update

Because I know some of you are waiting with bated breath, I will tell you right now that the blind items to be revealed will be revealed tonight at some point. I would tell you exactly what time,if I knew the time, but it will be late this evening Pacific Time. So instead of making you wait all day and growing impatient, just wanted you to be aware now.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which supposedly rehabbed star has been stealing minibar bottles from her friends' hotel rooms to stash in her purse for a quick fix?