Mark your calendars for February 23rd. It is the night before the Oscars, a big night for charity, but it is also the night that Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie have their dance off. Every year on the night before the Academy Awards there is a charity event to help support the Motion Picture and Television Fund. Generally there are several hosts of the party, and this year Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are among the co-hosts. As hosts they are expected to do many things together, which should be fun.
But, to make the night complete I think there needs to be a dance off. You know like the famous Britney vs Justin dance off or even the Zoolander thrown into the mix, it would be one hell of a cult. Give the walk off. I think it should be Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston and then because Jennifer never can get her own date, it should be Brad Pitt v. David Arquette. That would be a great night. Unfortunately for everyone who would be there watching, I think David Arquette is probably the only one who can actually dance. Also, with that high annoying voice of Courteney Cox screaming at Jen to dance better, maybe it would be a good idea if instead of a dance off they just played quarters until everyone was drunk. Then they could all get naked, have sex and start their own cult. With all the kids and crazy Arquettes, they would definitely give the Scientologists a run for their money. The two would definitely be comparable as to level of star power, and I would definitely out Alexis Arquette up against Tom Cruise for the whacky factor any day of the week. With Angelina involved there would be probably be more sacrifices and bloodlettings than occur in Scientology and might not be great to know during a membership drive, but this is all so new. They can work it all out.