Thursday, January 24, 2008

February 23rd Dance Off/Walk Off -- Someone Is Going To Get Off


Mark your calendars for February 23rd. It is the night before the Oscars, a big night for charity, but it is also the night that Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie have their dance off. Every year on the night before the Academy Awards there is a charity event to help support the Motion Picture and Television Fund. Generally there are several hosts of the party, and this year Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are among the co-hosts. As hosts they are expected to do many things together, which should be fun.

But, to make the night complete I think there needs to be a dance off. You know like the famous Britney vs Justin dance off or even the Zoolander thrown into the mix, it would be one hell of a cult. Give the walk off. I think it should be Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston and then because Jennifer never can get her own date, it should be Brad Pitt v. David Arquette. That would be a great night. Unfortunately for everyone who would be there watching, I think David Arquette is probably the only one who can actually dance. Also, with that high annoying voice of Courteney Cox screaming at Jen to dance better, maybe it would be a good idea if instead of a dance off they just played quarters until everyone was drunk. Then they could all get naked, have sex and start their own cult. With all the kids and crazy Arquettes, they would definitely give the Scientologists a run for their money. The two would definitely be comparable as to level of star power, and I would definitely out Alexis Arquette up against Tom Cruise for the whacky factor any day of the week. With Angelina involved there would be probably be more sacrifices and bloodlettings than occur in Scientology and might not be great to know during a membership drive, but this is all so new. They can work it all out.

13 comments:

Kara said...

Great visuals in my head, Ent. Thanks.

Rare Avis said...

Oh my. So, so, so ahh. I think I cracked a rib.

Mooshki said...

Hee!!!

Mika said...

too good to be true.

Moore Sukking for President said...

Oh. Sorry. Almost forgot. I found this site because he was talking about it. He has the hots for the guy who writes it. EL- you'd better watch out. He thinks you are a total hottie, and said he's having wet dreams about you nightly. You seem like you dig chicks (even though those friday naked guys make me wonder), but if you like getting beef injections, I wouldn't waste my time with Mr. Suckno's Slim Jim- if you know what I mean.

heather said...

Laineygossip had the story & the invite pic with all the host names this AM. I can remember reading they had attended the same party separately after they split. I don't think a party with hundreds of people will be all that bad & face it Jen needs the PR.

Moore Sukking for President said...

I guess my original post got deleted. It was all about my first encounter with Les Suckno in his parents basement. He wanted to do me, but I needed more than 1.5 inches of cock. He took my big one right up the poop shoot though. He really liked it. I found some magazine of Tom Cruise in the bathroom, covered in some curious stains.

OJ said...

You dont think a dance off between the 2 of them would be so 2006?

I think Jennifer just needs a date to upstage Brad.

Like...God.

Twisted Sister said...

oj said....
"I think Jennifer just needs a date to upstage Brad.

Like...God."



Or George Clooney.

Jolara said...

Mmmmmm, George....

Tracee said...

Gawd, I would pay to see Jen do the robot. And then her and Vagelina could do the Kid n' Play. That would be awesome.

jax said...

no i wanna see all these asshats do the electric slide (boogie oogiee oogie)

Irishstayc said...

OMG still cracking up here... oh how about the "souljaboy dance" that would be classic! and I 2nd the mmmmm George. I'd take him over Pitt ANY DAY!

EL Please, please tell us you have an invite or a spy going to this thing?? Timberlake and Diaz, Aniston and Jolie-Pitt, Jakey Gayinhall and Reese? ahhhhh the months & months worth of blinds you could get are just fantastic!