Full Frontal Friday - With Video
I don't know why I ever started this because this has definitely taken on a life of its own. This week it is all celebrities, although one is a reality star, but hey, it's free. Yes, Javier Bardem is included and there is even a video for you to watch. I stopped watching after about 20 seconds so I really can't tell you how it ends. I have a pretty good idea though.
All of this is NSFW and if you are under 18, there is better porn on the internet for you to watch than this so go find it. The website for the video is often blocked from workplaces or your local Starbucks. If you like looking at porn at your local Starbucks, you probably are going to have a much more exciting weekend than me. Just remember to be Wrapped With Love.
Click here to start your journey. If you want to share in the comments how your journey ended, I'm sure Les Suckno would love to hear about it.
30 comments:
Where's a mohel when you need one?
hahaha EL i just want to wrap you up in love sometimes. you funny.
EL, wtf?! Please stop invoking he who shall not be named. Things are quiet here and then you bring him up again. Jesus!
i already know. he's bigger than that and can do something to someone's whatever.....
GOD, do I dislike foreskin but Christian Bale is STILL my fantasy man!
It must have been verrrrrrrrrrry cold for Javier Bardem.
rare avis - or he better SAY it was very cold.
Aw, geez....now that's all I'm going to see when I watch the next Batman movie...Christian Bale and his Sharpei.
Thanks Enty...you wanna try ruining Dominic Purcell for me, too??
My exact sentiments, kory!
Mmmm, Dominic Purcell. Now that is something I would love to see.
Majik:
"now that's all I'm going to see when I watch the next Batman movie"
ME TOO! And everyone is going to be wondering why I'm licking the screen.
I fucking love you, Enty. You are my straight Tab Hunter.
xxme
What happened to the Brad Renfro best friend piece? I was looking forward to that
Coming out of lurkdom to say "If you want to share in the comments how your journey ended, I'm sure Les Suckno would love to hear about it" is the funniest damn thing EL!!
LOL
Loved the one about Tom Cruise...
Ok totally off topic. Here is a BI for you TS. What diminutive star is so lonely that he brings a supersized checker board with checkers to match to bars all alone looking for people to play with him? The checker board is roughly 2.5 ft x 2.5 feet and the checkers are the size of small saucers. He is a real fancy pants these days...
xx
Huh. Diminutive star.
Rare, I think fancy pants is a hint but I'm not getting it. Danny DeVito?
I'm not sure how short you'd consider diminutive. My first thought was Al Pacino, at 5'5", but somehow I can't see him as being that lonely.
Am I right? Am I? Am I?
Good guesses. No. The fancy pants comment is tres courant. I am thinking quite a bit shorter than me @ 5'4".
Jonathan Taylor Thomas?
Oh wait! The word star doesn't necessarily mean an actor. Prince?
Actor, short, lonely. Here's the giveaway former child actor.
Mickey Rooney?
Gary Coleman LOL
Jimmy Kimmel wanted to get his pants too...they went for 400K
Praetorian =)
OOOOHHHHh....I didn't even think of Gary Coleman. That's sad!
Well done, Praetorian.
Isn' that creepy? He is surly, angry little man. What would make a grown man sit in a bar with that? So weird right?
I feel sorry for him... He must feel very lonely, indeed.
Rare, I think it's sadder than it is weird or creepy. The guy must have no friends.
I am putting this across the wrong way, I think. Mean natured, argumentative, and cross were three of the words that come to mind. He is a smaller version if Jermaine Dupris. He is alone because he is not a nice person. The game was beyond strange almost like a fetish. This was not at a Starbucks mind you, but a fancy five star hotel on a weekend night. Noone would engage him in any form, except the management that asked him repeatedly to put the oversize thing away. It covered the entire table top. So odd. I keep hearing about these pants he was selling on Ebay so I thought that I would make it a BI for you..
He's mean? I'm stunned. He seemed like the voice of reason on on more fucked up season of Surreal Life.
Maybe he was trying to pick someone up and that was his thing.
I have seen him a couple times and both times he was horrible. Yeah, I think that you are right about that. It would have been appropriate for him to try to pick up children with that game, which is why is was SO, so creepy. It isn't about his size mind you, he is not that small compared to other little people I have seen.
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