I really thought about the headline virgin saves herself for Pete Doherty but thought that might be a bit overboard. So, there is this woman named Laura McLaughlin who is 20 years old, British, a straight A student and someone who has been offered a place at Harvard beginning in the fall. She is also the god-daughter to the head of soccer in the UK. It therefore can be said she is not just some random nutjob off the street. Notice I said the word random. I think she is still a nutjob. Even if she is telling the truth, who is going to give their virginity to Pete Doherty and not make him wear a condom. Hell, people if you are having sex with Pete Doherty, the former male prostitute, junkie drug abuser, and fornicator to millions without a condom, I am sorry, but you are crazier than...Actually, I can't think of anything crazier. Seriously.
So basically this woman wanted to have sex one time in her life, because now she is probably like a STD petri dish that is pregnant. She waited until she was 20 to lose her virginity so I am guessing she probably had something better in mind than Pete Doherty. At least I hope she did. Pete being a father for the second time is bad enough, but the fact that this woman did all this willingly just blows my fucking mind. That's right. You know I'm serious when I'm actually cussing and not censoring myself.
I can't be happy for her or say congratulations on getting pregnant. I can't be happy for Pete. This whole thing is just one miserable pile of crap. Here is the statement from the woman.
"The baby is Peter's. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex. He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out"
A spokesman for Doherty says, "Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is." I would actually be more surprised if Pete had said he remembered the woman. Also, I doubt that his people called up Pete and said did you have sex with some woman named Laura? How on earth is he going to remember? I guess maybe if she was a virgin that might stick in his mind. His people should have asked him if he sex with any virgins lately. That would have hopefully narrowed it down to a few handfuls.
Her original claim was in the News Of The World which as you know is the best source for real news in the world. If you want to read more about her time with Pete and her delusions, click here. Thanks to them for the photo.