Thursday, January 10, 2008

Random Photos Part One

"Keep bending those knees Kate. Lower. Lower. Lower. Hey, I'm short. Lower. Make like Mini-Me and get shorter."
"I'm only going to tell you one more time. You go where I tell you, when I tell you, or you don't get to run in the marathon."
Like the world needs another Jessica Simpson. Jessica Alba is wearing a really good wig though.
When you have a purse as big as a suitcase and it still can't handle your day to day requirements, it may be time for Hilary Duff to become one of those people who drag their luggage behind them all day.
I know Gisele Bundchen probably loves this hometown designer she is wearing, but on Project Runway they would hate it. She looks like Heidi on crack.
Speaking of crack. No, I'm not saying Mary Kate Olsen is on crack. Unless you know something I don't which isn't that tough. I wonder how many people walked by where she was crouched and gave her their spare change.
I don't know wtf Megan Fox was thinking when she put this thing together, but there just had to be drugs involved or a serious cash payment.
Or there could have been a Brian Austin Green behind it as well. He doesn't really have anything else to do or a way to make money so he pimps out his girlfriend and her fashion choices.

So explain to me how a woman, and for example, we will use Keri Russell here, can be bundled up like Nanook of the north. Probably freezing and dying to get out of the New York winter, but still wears sandals. Why would you do that? I am woefully ignorant about that.I'm not ignorant about why Prince William keeps going back for more with Kate Middleton though. She's a freak. Yep. Rick James freaky, and makes the Prince come back running whenever he goes a little too long without.
Suri's dad?
Two icons of fashion. Kenneth Cole and Tim Gunn. I like Tim better.
My never heard of them before people are Summer Glau and Thomas Dekker. OK, so some of you have heard of them, but not very many.
This is Ricki Lake at the same event that Keri Russell was all bundled up. I understand this more. Ricki is just risking frostbite to look gorgeous and will run inside quickly.
Queen Latifah and her trainer. You never know when you are going to need a quick workout, even at a movie premiere.

30 comments:

Elle said...

Re Suri's father: Yes, that's they creepy Lost dude!!

Problem is he, Tom & Katie (& Suri) all look like eachother...

it's almost like they planned this!

captivagrl said...

" you never know when you are going to need a QUICKIE, even at a movie premiere."

kevin said...

Come on Ent. Big boots like the ones on Megan Fox are totally hot. More boots please.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Gisele is seriously inching into Lauryn Hill territory with that outfit.

Patsy said...

Little Brian Cunningham all grown up!!

kellysirkus said...

Kate Middleton must have learned some lessons from Camilla (the original "freak") But she needs to lay off the orange face shit. What is up with that trend?

speaking of lay off - Brian "BAG" needs to step away from the eyeliner

Is Hillary Duff doing the a.m. Walk of Shame?

Tom's lifts look to be 5-inchers. How short is that Midget?

jax said...

Davis Silver lose the guyliner.

ok ladies i ask you..the way Tom has Katie by the arm would that not make you want to pull away and smack him? that is not guiding,that is like i got a damn hold of you now biotch. don't lead me by the damn elbow unless im blind damnit.

El - yes that is a fashion faux pas on Kerri. I call it stuck in two seasons. we see it all the time here in Vancouver with the die hard wearing friggin shorts in february..or better bundled up in a puffy vest, jeans and a pair of flip flops. dumb asses.

kevin said...

Jax

When I lived in Toronto and work at a record shop, there was this fool who used to come in, and he wore shorts ALL WINTER. Never wore pants. What a goof.

DNfromMN said...

Someone please tell me why they keep making Jessica Alba blond? I can buy they couldn't get anyone else to wear the spandex for Fantastic 4, and to keep the comic-book-guys happy dyed her.. but ever again?! Why? No one that darkly complected has naturally blond hair.

Ent must not be a Heroes fan. Thomas Dekker was Claire's(Panettiere) buddy who got mind-wiped. And they're the stars of the Terminator tv show now.

Is the Kate Middleton thing a reveal or is it common knowledge she's a freak?

kevin said...

She is Canadian. We are all freaky.

jax said...

Kate Middleton Canadian?

jax said...

...and yes we are.

Twisted Sister said...

Kevin, we see morons in shorts in Chicago, too. And women wearing long pants, winter jackets, hats, scarves and sandals. Mostly, they're alcoholics.

Kate actually looks good there. Beats the sheet.

Kara said...

Us Canadians are both freaky and funny (well, sorta)

See:
Mike Myers
Jim Carrey
Eugene Levy
John Candy
Michael J Fox
Phil Hartman
Dan Aykroyd
Martin Short
Norm MacDonald
Lorne Michaels

Ok enough...

Karen said...

Reveal about the bald singer who had her wig pulled off Jessica Simpson, then.
That Tom handhold on Katie is too much, whatever Katie is getting out of the relationship it isn't enough. Time to say goodbye, Katie.

CarolMR said...

Kate Middleton is English, not Canadian. Peter Phillips' fiancee, Autumn Kelly, is Canadian.

Twisted Sister said...

Karen, Jessica Simpson isn't even pictured. I think you're reading that wrong. Jessica Alba is wearing the wig....this isn't a reveal.

GammaGirl said...

I promptly remove the hand of any dude who thought it would be okay to lead me around a party by my upper arm.
If it escalated, then I would smack him,

kellysirkus said...

@gammagirl - if it was Tom Cruise, he is all about "escalating" in those lifts.
and no matter what, I'd smack him - but apparently he would kinda' like that shit. LeeLee, how about some smacking?

Sylvia said...

Doesn't Brian Austin look kind of gay??

trashtalker said...

Summer was in Firefly, which I enjoyed.

No offense to the Queen, but it doesn't look like she's been working out.

christy said...

re: the queen. Isn't she set to be the new Jenny Craig spokesperson or something? So what does that say about her "trainer"? And the "trainer" still has a job?.....I'm just saying....

Fabiola Thing said...

I say we smack TommyGirl just for shits and grins

Angela said...

^^^The "trainer" will always have a job as Queen girlfriend.

Naked said...

Jessica Simpson does charity work (Operation Smile) and donates (orphanage in Mexico). That's more than most pop-tartlets and starlets, let alone the washouts!

Yeah, not the brightest penny in the fountain but I think she's gotten a rough shake. I blame pervy skeevy PapaJoe for her social decline... but maybe it's b/c I have a big heart for people who give back (like JS).

Kristy said...

BTW, the guy who has the caption "Suri's Dad?" is William Mapother, aka Tom Cruise's cousin. I wouldn't be shocked if Tom used him as the inseminator of Katie. William has been in a bunch of Tom's movies too so they must be close....

QT said...

Hello, long time fan making first post. I feel like the geeky youngest cousin who finally has something to say to the big kids at a family gathering.... please be kind.

Perhaps I have been married too long to my own little princess, but when I saw Keri Russell, I assumed she had just had a pedicure, as I have seen my beloved wear her coach flip flops in every sort of weather when I collect her from her pedis.

Twisted Sister said...

Hey qt, that's a great thought! I did go back and look at the pic and I see the sandals cover most of her toes, so I don't think she just got a pedicure, but I'm glad you came out of lurkdom to make us think about it. Now don't be a stranger! ;-)

Mooshki said...

If you don't know who Summer Glau is, you should be ashamed. Firefly/Serenity was the best!!!!

butterfly said...

Keri Russell used to be so pretty. Now she looks a lot different. Not sure what it is about her.