Friday, January 04, 2008

What If Britney Got Married?


With more and more people comparing Britney Spears to Anna Nicole Smith, I started thinking about something else. What would happen to Britney's money if she died? As it stands right now, if she doesn't have a will, it would all go to her two kids. But with Britney, things are never that simple. With all of her late night goings on and all her quick trips here and there, would it surprise anyone to learn that she had married one of these one night stands? Would Britney ever be that impulsive? I think the answer is yes she would be that impulsive. Is it possible she married more than one of these one night stands? Probably not because one of them would spill it for money.

One or two of these guys wouldn't though and they are JR Rotem and Sam Lufti. If Britney didn't leave a will, then if one of these guys had married her, then they would be entitled to half of her estate with the kids dividing the other half. It is of course not beyond the realm of possibility that she married one of these guys and one night wrote out a will giving everything to them if she died. Hell, she doesn't even have to marry one of them to give them everything in a will. You think Britney could be influenced to do something like that?

I want to be clear that I have no proof that she has gone and married anyone, and no proof that one night some guy managed to get her to write out a will leaving everything to him, but if she dies, I guarantee you there will be a bigger mess than the ANS situation.

14 comments:

Catherine said...

Hope she gets some major therapy!

jax said...

she needs daily cognitive therapy at this point just to begin with...

Catherine said...

True that! The whole thing is sad, but not surprising.

Reese said...

Whoever advised her to get a pre-nup before she married Federline needs to give her some living trust or will advice. Spare those poor kids anymore misery in life.

Judi said...

Gotta believe that as soon as she started making money years ago, a will was drawn up, with codicils/revisions drafted after the birth of each child. Just because she unstable in many aspects of her life doesn't mean she just up and married some guy. Let's not speculate and makes a horrible situation worse. Even if it did happen and the guy was able to prove it was a legal union (which he'd be hard-pressed to do), he'd have rights to half of what she earned during the marriage, not her entire fortune. Any will drafted during a time of mental instability wouldn't hold up in court against a will made earlier and which is more equitable. Probate judges aren't stupid. They've seen just about everything.

Peek Freans said...

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that she's written multiple wills leaving her money to whomever is holding her hair extensions out of the toilet that day. She probably scribbles out bequests every time somebody gets her drunk and hands her a cocktail napkin. If I worked for her, I'd be stopping by her house and filling up a U-haul every time she passed out. Dumbass spoiled selfish rich idiot.

Jack said...

Lot of entertainers form corporations and pay themselves a salary out of their earnings. If anything happens to them, there is no inheritance tax to pay for those left behind.

My guess is that the Spears family has a good handle on the money and everybody wins.

Dr.Jerkberg said...

Jeez -- she's really not gonna make it, isn't she? This actually really sucks.

Get kids out of show biz.

wtf said...

I thought for sure her and Lufti would get married at Christmas or New Year's, maybe they did.

kellysirkus said...

the only people who are going to get her money are Attorneys. Marc Vincent Kaplan's children are set for life

rainbowpuke said...

You know ... Ent seems to have a lot of information about people related/around Britney Spears. He knew the Jamie Lynn thing way before anyone else, and several blind reveals dealt with Kevin, with new ones possibly being Britney. It's Fee blogging as a male attorney!!! lol

redgurl72 said...

Seems weird that someone other than a relative or spouse would be allowed to be at the hospital with her.

takeme2espana said...

I'm guessing that if Brit tied the knot, the AP would be the first to know, with her history of press seeking behavior. Besides, when is that girl EVER away from paps?

Judi said...

Who would she marry? The pap that's been hanging around her is already married.
Redgurl, who are you talking about? Whoever it is could very well be present yet not in her room. Anyway, she's been released so surely there's more to come... unfortunately.