Friday, February 15, 2008

Bongo Goes The Whore Route Again


With the exception of Rachel Bilson, the last few spokespeople Bongo has chosen basically make me feel like they are trying to sell cheap sex with a woman of questionable morals. Yesterday in one of the most annoyingly written press releases of all time, Bongo announced that Kim Kardashian would be their new spokesperson, Oh, not Kim Kardashian the sex tape loving queen.

Nope, "The marketing campaign embraces Kim's natural sexiness but adds a touch of innocence and sweetness to the pin up theme. The ads show Kim striking playful poses on a swing and inside an oversized heart." "Kim is not only gorgeous, sexy and confident, but she is also kind and gracious. In a lovely gesture, Kim handwrote thank you notes to the crew after the photo shoot. We are thrilled to have her join the ranks of past Bongo spokeswomen such as Vanessa Minnillo, Nicole Richie and Rachel Bilson."

If I were Rachel Bilson I would have my lawyer write a letter to Bongo and tell them to stop using my name in the same sentence with the other group. Also, I'm not exactly sure that signing an autograph with your phone number and prices is exactly a the handwritten thank you note we are all imagining with that statement. I bet you would also be shocked to know that Kim is now a television star. Oh yes. According to Bongo anyway. Kim is a huge star like she is well on her way to A list. They of course probably said the same about Vanessa and Nicole also.

In the one quote attributed to Kim but most certainly not is this: "This is a fun, young, fresh campaign and I am honored to be a part of it. What I am excited about is how Bongo jeans fit. They hug my curves in all the right places!"

What I'm sure she is honored about is the fact that someone was willing to pay her money to model clothes and she didn't have to sleep with them first.

11 comments:

captivagrl said...

this announcement hardly rates a post. she's a boring whoring bore. now let's not see her again in 2008 unless that idiot or some other idiot is stupid enough to marry her.

Trix said...

My fucking God. The woman had a sex tape leaked, that people only cared about because she was friends with another lame-fuck celebrity "porn star"...and THIS is the woman they choose for their campaign?

They've all fucking lost their minds. Shauna Sands has more of a "right" to do a Bongo ad set than Kim Kardashian, as far as "paying your dues" and actually WORKING are concerned. Hell, at least Jenna Jameson actually WORKS and has CREDITS to her name that arent reality TV, lets see her do the campaign!

Kory said...

I don't know anything about this woman except for what I read in the blogs. For some unknown reason, she does not bother me as much as the others because she really is attractive without all the plastic surgery.

I'll bet to know her is to hate her though, so I'll stop right there.

Trix said...

@Kory: ever heard her talk? Listen to that radio interview she did with Ryan Seacrest, and that'll be all you need to know about why America hates this dumb ho!

I mean, I usually label EVERYONE a dumb ho, regardless of intelligence, but no, she really is DUMB AS SHIT. I could not believe that anyone that retarded and brain dead would be allowed out in public without a helmet and a special helper.

jax said...

so they hire her for her bodacious ass and then photoshop it out...way to send a message Kim.

~crazypeanut~ said...

@trix..."anyone that retarded and brain dead would be allowed out in public without a helmet and a special helper."

OMG..hilarious....and soooo true.

P.S ~sigh~ man I miss everyone's avatars. :(

adrian said...

How do we know she didn't have to sleep with anyone?

Jesse D said...

SO what happened to the avatars? I thought it was my filter at work, acting up again...

Oh, and I don't mind Kim. I think she's cute and always very well groomed. Dumb, maybe, but we can't all be Einstein.

DNfromMN said...

adrian, I had the same question.

jesse - avatars went bye-bye because suckno (who has been trolling over at dlisted now, I saw) kept putting in NSFW images.

francesca fiore said...

yeah, so when they say this campaign "adds a touch of innocence and sweetness", does that mean they photoshopped her butt to look smaller? And someone remind me why the hell she is famous?

bionic bunny! said...

trix-
so, tell us how you really feel!
kidding, i agree, 100%!!