Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

Here is a clip from the tape. Very NSFW. His outfit is not very Fashion Week either. Take off your clothes if you are having sex, or else it just looks like you are using the woman for sex. Oh, wait. I guess he was.









While there may or may not be a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape, there sure is a Gene Simmons sex tape that came out today. Guess what? It isn't with his long time girlfriend Shannon Tweed. Instead, the long tongued one is with a woman named Elsa who is a spokesperson for the energy drink that Gene also endorses. I guess that maybe she was a little bonus to the deal, although since Gene didn't want the sex tape released, I'm thinking that Elsa might have been trying to supplement her spokesperson income with a little something extra.

To see a trailer of the video you can click here. It's up to you whether you want to spend the money to see the whole thing. I think I would pass and just wait for someone to steal it and post it on the internet. The trailer of the video is slightly NSFW, and very disgusting when you think of how many people Gene Simmons has slept with in his lifetime.

56 comments:

adrian said...

ew!!! I'm blind. Wonder which 1 of them taped it???!!

Pamela said...

Lazy turd could have taken his pants off.

Liz said...

LOL at Pamela! I was thinking the same thing!

wtf said...

I can't stand to look at him with clothes on, I'll pass on the sex tape.

Why does Shannon put up with this??

Sis said...

I wonder if this answers a past blind item?? As for Gene, I'll pass too, why does Shannon put up with it, I hope she has more eggs in a basket, if you know what I mean (to not depend on him etc).

Majik said...

Honestly, people....Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed have a 100% completely open relationship. She has lovers, he has lovers, but they are committed parents to their kids and always come home to each other. I know Shannon's not all that pleased with a lot of the choices that he makes, but she doesn't give him too much grief.

He likely didn't want it released because of his kids...would you want to see your dad balling some chick? Ew.

Double ew if the dad is GS.

Leisa said...

You'd have to pay ME to watch that. Alot.

Moonmaid said...

I'd rather give myself deep paper cuts and pour lemon juice and white vinegar on them than watch this.

Ugh! {{shuddering}}

nothingsacred said...

i'll pass. lol
i must wash my eyes out hahahahaha

Lola said...

Does she have her flip flops on in one of those stills? She's in some sort of corset looking thing and flip flops? Please.

Karen said...

I'm going to need a lot of Clorox for my eyes.

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shiny_special_one said...

Ew, these stills alone are beyond gross. Gene Simmons is right up there with Ron Jeremy in my category of Men I Never, Ever Want To See Naked.
Lola's hilarious comment made me want to go look at the flip-flops/corset combo, though. I almost did cause I knew it'd be a good laugh, but...in the end, nope, just couldn't do it. I just don't think I can stomach all the Gene Simmons.

p m said...

OH!! This is disgusting!

He has TWO TEENAGERS
Imagine how appalled they are!

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Sassy said...

Um, well that DOES look like his helmet hair, so I guess it could be him. It's beyond me why anyone would want to have sex with him? Dude couldn't even take his pants off. Geez.

ms_wonderland said...

I just had breakfast. Ugh.

That guy is lucky he's rich n' famous otherwise he would have no chance with a young woman like that.

HautieTx said...

Ummm looks as if she did a little hidden camera on Gene.

You know how crazy he is about making money off his "image" so I would not be surprise in the least that he brokered the deal to sell the tape.

Oh... and love the flip flops!

arecibo said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the fact that this came out requires that he signed a legal release form, and therefore is assenting to its distribution...

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I cannot stand this man. This will certainly be a test to see just what Shannon will endure.

blooter said...

Looks like the douchebag that runs http://thegutterpost.blogspot.com/ has plagiarised ENT's entire post.

Rachael said...

i'm wondering why he has that old-ass tv.

mandythegreat said...

Is he still CLOTHED? For the love of Pete. You can at least take off your shirt and drawers, Gene.

liveunderarock said...

What everyone else said. Great comments everyone. LOL@ Moonmaid. I agree and I hate papercuts.

Ent, thanks for NOT posting this on Friday. LOL. GS could ruin a good FFF.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Maybe if he had been dressed up as the demon....*slaps self* NO!

I don't know if him and Shannon have an "open" relationship, on their show she certainly doesn't seem too open about it. Remember the episode where she wanted him to take a lie detector test to see if any of the 4,000 women (or whatever the number is) had been during their relationship? I know, I know, it's a "reality" show...I like Shannon though, she seems like a good woman, and even if she's OK with him sleeping with other people, it must be a bit humiliating to have it on video all over the internet...

captivagrl said...

Trump's wishing this was released last month.looks very staged to me.i can't wait for his comments.what do you expect from an aging(almost 60 yrs.)self promoting has been? as for shannon, when a man won't marry you after 2 children and 25 yrs. and you want to be married......? i have a feeling that we're going to see a wedding on that crappy reality show.

Rachel said...

I love it that he feels the need to keep his shirt on.

Cali Girl said...

I agree with Harriet. This is a shame for Shannon and the kids. I watch the show whenever I can and think they are a great couple together - they just work - it seems like a very comfortable and easy relationship. And they're good parents to two very grounded and mature kids. I feel bad for them and how this must be affecting them. And can't wait to see the future episode where they address it!

Jennifer said...

He is so gross. Ugh.

MontanaMarriott said...

I always heard because of his tongue he was famous for being a world renowned "CUNNILINGIST"?
lololol (is that a word?)
lol
thus all the babes that flocked to him.

frou frou said...

ugh, i can't see any chick wanting to show the world she let that ogre inside her. no matter what the price tag. gross.

i'm sure she'll say, he'll say she was/he was drunk or high, and a stint in rehab will follow.

omigod. so many shows can come from this... couples counseling, alcohol rehab, relationship rehab, parenting rehab, getting back in with the kids, etc...

viva la reality tv

*gag*

Impertinent Vixen said...

In other news, Nick and Sophie Simmons have apparently died of sheer embarrassment.

Leah said...

He's a pig and Shannon knows what she's got with him.

I can't believe I'm admitting this but... I'm so old, I can remember going to a Kiss Concert with my younger brother, back in the day.

We were excited that we were close enough for Gene to spit chicken blood on us.

Twisted Sister said...

He's a scumbag and I'm glad he got caught with his pants down, even though they weren't off. This is the kind of pig who, even if he were to take the pants off would leave his socks on. Shannon Tweed could have done so much better.

And as for his kids, I think Nick is far better looking and funnier than this idiot will ever be, and Sophie seems like a very sweet girl. Shannon seems to have done a good job raising them.

theflock07 said...

Four words I never wanted to see put together in a sentence were "Gene Simmons" and "sex tape". F*cking gross.

See the trailer? No thanks, I didn't want to see the photos from it either.

Trix said...

OMG. I'd rather watch Brandon Davis having sex with his brother Gummi Bear, rather than watch this tape. That tongue is revolting, the girl is pathetic. You just know she doesnt ACTUALLY want to have sex with him--a woman who WANTS to fuck you puts in some effort. She probably knew about the deal the whole time, hell, maybe Shannon knows too. She looks like she puts in less effort than a Real Doll, just lays on her back and lets him pathetically pump away at her while she files her nails.

lyz said...

He looks like he's lazy in the sack. He kept his shirt on b/c he's taping this on purpose and knows how old and gross he looks naked. YIKES!

Trix said...

@lyz

Gonna have to agree that they BOTH look like they know the camera is rolling, and both look lazy in the sack. But then, most beautiful girls are.

I cant tell if those pillows have nipples or if thats her wayward thrown bra that has fake nipples inside of it. Either way...ew.

I've never seen anything so strongly reek of skank my entire life.

Amber said...

DO NOT WANT.

And those kitty pillows freak me the fuck out.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I think Nick Simmons bears a striking resemblance to Slash from Guns 'n' Roses.

Just sayin'.

acetomato777 said...

Owwww !!

my eyes !!!!!

Trix said...

He looks like hes practically smothering her in that last one.

Ladies, I ask you, is this how you fuck a man that you're wildly hot for? I think not.

Twisted Sister said...

Acetomato...lol. Where have you been???

Mooshki said...

Thanks, but I already threw up last night, so I think I'll avoid a repeat performance and skip the video.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I should NOT have watched that before dinner.
But you know me. If it says NSFW, I'll probably click on it.

Harriet Hellfire said...

But what I was really going to comment on was the fact that the background music is "I want to know what love is" by Foreigner.

That's funny in so many ways.

Visitor said...

Anyone notice that everytime he leans in for a kiss, she turns her head.

AT least they used a condom! Give him credit for thinking with his other head first!

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Joanna said...

um, and could it be that this video is disgusting because he is totally disgusting looking?? How was that girl able to keep from constantly projectile vomiting the whole time?

Cosmic said...

Just in case y'all aren't paying attention, don't click on the links above. They are trojans -- and not the kinf Gene is wearing!

cunningstunt said...

Visitor! I was just going to post what you said! She keeps turning her head every time he tries to kiss her. What passion! Neither one bothers to undress, and she just lays there like she's thinking about how she'll spend the money she'll get from selling this. If this is what Shannon gets to look forward to no wonder she is okay with the open relationship!

koobooby said...

thats just nasty...dirty old man

Anonymous said...

I was "unlucky" enough to have Gene Simmons get one of his "men" name Spiro to ask to meet me after the Montreal show in October. I was so excited to meet him, as I have loved Kiss forever, but he had other things in mind. He tricked me to be alone with him in his hotel room and let's just say I got out just in time. He insisted that he was not married so sex with me would be ok. Well, it was not ok with me and I made an excuse to get the hell out of there. He was so gross and completely naked under his robe. Not every girl wants to sleep with GS. Some just go for the music, what a delusional freak!