If you saw a headline that said actress involved in a live in 3some, you would honestly think it would be a bit more salacious than the article I just read in the Daily Mail. Oh, they are not teasing at all, it really does exist between Tilda Swinton, her young male lover, and her grandfather type lover who is also the father of her twins. It is just that even with something this sensational, the Daily Mail treats it as if it was quiet time at the library or a BBC report on how to grow your grass greener.
You have a quote like the one below:
The twins, it emerges, were with Swinton and her lover at the Bafta's ceremony, and returned to the family home as a group - including Kopp - on Tuesday afternoon.
They were greeted at the door by Byrne, who helped them with their cases.
The unconventional ménage then retired inside.
Kopp, it seems, is staying over in Scotland for a few days, with the full blessing of Byrne, an eccentrically bewhiskered figure who, aged 67, could almost be cast in the role of grandfather.
Who is - ahem! - occupying which bedroom is a rather tricky question which, for whatever reason, Byrne prefers not to answer.
"I wouldn't encourage you to ask anything like that," he growled.
"It's nobody's business. It's our business. It's nobody in the world's business."
And then they go on with a narrative about the community in which they live and its charming history as well as a traipse through 35 generations of Swinton history. Anyway if you want to read all about her relationship with the two men and how she makes it all work, click here. It is very long. I just never thought a 3some could be so damn boring.