Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Today's Blind Items - Academy Awards

#1 This married B- list television and some truly awful films actress was at an after party and would not stop hitting on this B list film actor/comedian. When he asked her about her husband, she replied that he was out of town and that no one would no. Our actor declined.

#2 This 90% television C list actor that you would probably recognize but would not know his name brought along a "date" to one of the bigger parties of the night. When a friend of the actor asked our actor where he found her, he replied that she was an escort. Now, our friend is a married B list actor with A+ name recognition when it comes to his role. The friend introduced himself to the escort, got her number and made plans to see her this week.

#3 This foreign born C list actress here and A list in her own spent much of the night at the after party she attended, with her finger dipping into her purse and her stash. She would walk up to people and chat, and as she was leaving them she would turn, dip and snort all at the same time. On one of her turns she nearly ran into this foreign born actor/actress couple who asked if they could partake. Our actress agreed and the three spent the rest of the evening together huddled around our actresses' purse until it was all gone.

68 comments:

who knows what's up said...

The foreign born actor/actress couple is Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz.

I wonder who the "foreign born C list actress here and A list in her own" is?

Mother Campfire said...

ahem. I'm sure you meant no to read 'know' in that first paragraph.

Unicorn Jones said...

please, nobody guess marion cotillard as the "foreign born c list actress here and a list in her own"

if she won a best actress oscar, then she is A list in america, too!

YahMoBThere said...
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HookTailKitty said...

I think No. 1 is Eva Longoria. She had that horrible move recently, she's married and B-list. No idea on the fella.

GladysKravitz said...

#1 Eva Longoria? "Acted" in such great films as "Hustler's Instinct" and the now filming "Lower Learning." I heard she has also been on a tv show.

YahMoBThere said...

Eva is a good guess. She was at Prince's Oscar Party. So was Dane Cook.

Miss X said...

I like Eva & Dane Cook for #1.

bionic bunny! said...

hey, adrian, if you're paying attention, i tried to leave you a vote... hope i did it right. left you and twisted (hi, twisty!) a msg. on on of the comments yesterday, but was too late for y'all
sorry to hijack the thread, folks, nevermind me!
-buns

lutefisk said...

Hi Bunny-- I've been getting guest votes all day!!
Thank you!!
I'm at 32. (Hope that didn't ruin anyone's reading enjoyment!)
if you put bunny or something in the comment I will know!

Marnie said...

Must be saving the Busey blinds for Friday.

ms_wonderland said...

The couple in #3 could be James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff. Not saying it is, but Anne-Marie is awful skinny.

kellygirl said...

Here are Busey Blinds:

1. what has-been made a twink piss his panties?

2. what H'wood has-been now has two more Restraining Orders filed against him.

Maja With a J said...

They blocked this site in my office so I haven't been on here for a few days. Just thought I'd share.

I thought of Penelope & Javier too for the foreign born couple...I have heard before that Penelope likes to go skiing from time to time.

Marnie said...

K-sirk lemme guess lemme guess!

OMG so #1 is definitely Britney. My cousin's sister's boyfriend is totally the twink, I saw it on mySpace!!!! LOLlerskates!!!!

#2's gotta be Blo-Han or Paris. Stalker skanks.

JM, As A Sim said...

1) katherine heigle.

YahMoBThere said...

Hey Bionic B! I didn't see any message you left. Sorry! There are threads I don't read at all and others I read and post on but never get back to, so I must have missed it.

Unknown said...

Lainygossip said that Katherine Heigl camped out at the Roosevelt after the Oscars and got pissed drunk with her mom, her husband nowhere in sight.

Pinky said...

Hey Harriet, I got the "shame on you" message where I worked last week. Do you work in Century City by any chance?

bionic bunny! said...

twisted, don't remember what it was, but it had trailed off to mostly you and adrian talking about her pic and stuff.
i was just wondering if you knew where Cordova is?
if i could figure out a way to give you my email without posting it, i'd do so.

adrian, i've voted as a visiter, but i'll try to register!!

YahMoBThere said...

There's a Cordova in Spain. Isn't there one in the southern U.S., too? Why?

RagDoll said...

#3 Zhang Ziyi plus the aforementioned Cruz/Bardem?

surfer said...

OT

Not long ago, Enty said he was going to have to be spending a bit of time with Mischa Barton, in the next month or two. Didn't elaborate. Guess what? The DA has just charged her from her December bust. I guess we'll just have to see who shows up in court to represent her.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/26/mischa-barton-charged-with-dui/

YahMoBThere said...

Not necessarily, Surfer. Sometimes one person is taking a deposition, for example, and another lawyer is going to court to represent the client.

Besides, we wouldn't want to try and out EL, would we? ;-)

Unknown said...

I think if #3 (the foreign born actress) was Marion Cottilard, then ET would also add "Oscar winner." But I totally think the hoovering couple is Bardem and Cruz ... Javier was uh, VERY EXCITED, when he got up and gave his speech.

bionic bunny! said...

cordova illinois.

i thought i had read you were in chicago.

bionic bunny! said...

hee-hee! don't worry, twisty, i'm not stalking you!
i am a LONG way from the east coast. i thought i had picked up on that, you and adrian talking about the weather, and i have a someone near and dear to me in cordova, illinois. the snow pics have been amazing.

surfer said...

twisty, that's always a possibility, but c'mon, where's you're sense of mischief? It's always fun to speculate, which we're very good at!

GammaGirl said...

1. I think it could be KH. She was piss drunk with her mom at the Roosevelt, but wouldn't Lainey have hinted at extra martial flirting if it had happened?
Was Eva Longoria at the Oscars?

2. No idea.

3.I think the foreign born couple is def Javier and Penelope. I'm not sure about the supplier tbough.

bionic bunny! said...

i swear, my last post here on this thread.
twisted, i had tried to talk to you guys back on the tom cruise/spanx post.

tootles, kids!

adrian, i'll keep voting, fingers crossed!!! too bad our freaking chat room is such a joke, eh?

lutefisk said...

Hey Bionic Bunny-- got the votes!!!!
Thank you!!!!
#30

lutefisk said...

Thank you Twisty!!

lutefisk said...

Thank you Captivagrl!!

lutefisk said...

Bunny & Twissty--do a friends request on Brickfish--then you can email each other through friends

YahMoBThere said...

Thanks, Adrian. I'm still stumbling around on that site. I just click and comment and go.

Bionic, I AM in Chicago but never heard of Cordova. I'll have to look that up.

Gamma, Eva wasn't at the Oscars but she was at Prince's Oscar party and so was Dane Cook.

Surfer, I hear you, hon. My only concern is that someone in his office will find out what he's doing. Actually the other concern is that some of the posters here seem a little unstable for lack of a more accurate phrase, if you know what I mean. ;-)

Actually, a couple of them seem REALLY unstable.

GammaGirl said...

I totally hear that Twist. Something has been amiss on CDAN for months. And it has nothing to do with Ent.

Eva and Dane Cook were meant for each other.

WebMama! said...

is this a private comment section?

lutefisk said...

A few times I have sent Lainey guesses, but she never alludes to them in the "it's not" so I'm wondering if that means I got them right. Anyone know how she works BI's there?

ooh ooh baby said...

Eva Longoria for #1
no not katherine heigle she has only been two movies and one was great one was good

surfer said...

You crack me up twisty! I know EXACTLY what you mean. Only a couple of them (you think!)?

Would love to chat more, but am too tired (read: lazy) to go to Brickfish like Adrian suggested, or exchange e-mails through Ent.

Another time.

Internet Marketing Badger said...

Natalie Portman for number three?

I know, I know. It's just that she has too shiny of a reputation and needs to be brought down a peg.

Bubbles said...

Okay, now I've been lurking here for a minute and just decided to take the time to register.

1. I immediately thought KH. EL is a good guess but she's a household name and Eric Dane isn't so how can they both be B list when she's on a hit show and he's got no hit TV or films under his belt

2. No idea

3. Immediately thought of Bardem and Cruz as well.

badchick272002 said...

#4 is Amy Adams. In an earlier post, Ent alluded to Ryan Seacreast grabbing her purse and her unusual reaction to it. He made jokes that the purse must have been borrowed or something to that effect. The actress is foreign born according to the blind item, not that the actress is not currently living in this country, and Amy Adams was born in Pordenone Italy according to IMBD. Anyone else agree she could be the answer?

lutefisk said...

good research badchick!!

YahMoBThere said...

Surfer, maybe a few, not a couple. ;-)

Gamma, even some of the people who seemed balanced during the Timmy/Shimmy fiasco seem like they have some issues at this point. Weird, eh?

Bubbles, welcome! We were pairing Eva Longoria up with Dane Cook, not Eric Dane. He's a comedian/actor that would qualify as B list. I'm not sure if EL would consider Eva A or B list, but the crappy movies part fits.

Badchick, that's funny you say that because as soon as I read how upset she was when Ryan grabbed her purse I wondered if she was freaking out because she had drugs in it. Good call!

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GammaGirl said...

Amy Adams on drugs? Whoa...
Is she C list? She is pretty popular with movie goers and the critics.
Just sayin'.

Javi, Penelope, and Amy doing lines together would be a sight to see.

YahMoBThere said...

Ohhh...did the blind say C list? I think Amy Adams is B list. I hope it's not her.

Judi said...

The BI reads C list here, A list in her own country. Does this fit Amy or Marion? Uh, no. Pene and Javier were at the Miramax party. We need to look there, I'm thinking.
Seacrest shouldn't be grabbing anything off a woman - or anyone else for that matter. She probably had a tampon in her purse. And she should have smacked him. I wish SOMEONE would.

Moonmaid said...

Amy Adams sings too well to be doing coke. Coke ruins your voice, always. Remember Faith Hill singing all off key at several awards shows?

Clair said...

For #2 there could be hints with "90" and "friends" or even that we wouldn't know the name. I haven't looked at enough oscar party photos or I would have guesses.

sauvage said...

Guys, the Spanish city is named Córdoba with b while Cordova in Alasca spells with a v, so the name may have been inspiring, but not entirely copied.

Well: I'm thinking about Eva Longeria for #1, too.

What about #2, no clue? It has to be somebody who is mostly known for one role, like Pierce Brosnan was for being Bond or Richard Dean Anderson for MacGyver. Ideas, anyone? Um, Toby Maguire, "Spiderman" - just throwing it out here.

#3: I agree on Cruz/Bárdem, but who's the other foreign actress? Let's just assume she speaks Spanish, shall we? So that would make her Spanish/Latin. Catalina Sandino Moreno?

childeroland said...

For #4, would 'A-list in her own country' mean she's won awards there, her origin country's equivalent of the Oscars?

captivagrl said...

adrian - yw, but you know me much more as "guest". i knew you would move up! go girl! :) ;)

canadachick said...

what about Jennifer Garner for number 1 ? Was she at any after parties...you know her and Ben are not happening anymore.

lutefisk said...

Don't you guys ever sleep??
BUT THANKS--#26!!

J said...

No Sienna Miller for #3????
Although I'd call her z list though and through..

Winston Ono said...

Ryan Seacrest brought attention to Amy Adam's purse because it was three inches, gold mesh and see-thru. It was empty -it was made for style not function. These were harder than I thought they would be.

GammaGirl said...

What about Rosamund Pike for the supplier? I think she was at the Governor's Ball and the Miramax Party .

I could be completely off, but she's foreign born and not a household name here. I don't know if she is C list though...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0683253/

Anonymous said...

What about Patrick Dempsey for #2 "married B-list actor with A+ name recognition". Hasn't Ent hinted at the fact he has cheated on his wife. I have no clue who the first part of the blind is - but Dempsey is who I thought of for the second part when I read it.

Lucia said...

"What about Rosamund Pike for the supplier? I think she was at the Governor's Ball and the Miramax Party "

Interesting ... she's married to the director of Atonement. What if the couple she ran into was James McAvoy and Anne Marie Duff? She knows them, so she'd probably be inclined to spend the evening with them.

natashalane said...

What about Kate Beckinsale for #3?

ms_wonderland said...

Kate Beckinsale is probably B list in the UK, but would Ent know that? Rosamund Pike the same, but the connection to McAvoy/Duff is sweet. On the same level, Minnie Driver?

canadachick said...

isn't minnie driver pregnant ?

Pinky said...

re#1 - was Sarah Michelle Geller Prinze at any of the parties? She's tv, made some TRULY horrible films.

westward ho said...

" she replied that he was out of town and that no one would no. Our actor declined."

... but ... you said no one would no.

ta-da-ba-bum!

Pamela said...

Is there any way Dane Cook is B list? I would put him C at best.

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