Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Today's Blind Items

I love the C list. Seriously, they are the best. I would write more of them, but I want you to be able to at least have a chance at guessing. Speaking of guessing. You know the blind item from earlier this week about the A+ listers who both spent time with the same woman. You might want to be around in July or mark your calendars. That's all I am saying. So, back to the C lister. She is an actress who has done what I like to call this and that on television. A little of the one time thing and a few two or three episode arcs, mixed with a starring role in a tweener show. Now our C lister who is older than your typical tweener has branched out into some nice respectable B films with nice respectable B actors. Well, respectable for the most part. For now, lets go back to the tweener show where our actress introduced several other cast members to the wonderful world of meth. Although only 3 or 4 fellow cast members took her up on her offer, one of those who did now has a serious problem. Our actress was also known as the "stress reliever" to whatever guys wanted to spend some time with her. Or girls it turns out as well. No girls on the tweener show that I have heard of, but in her latest film she did manage to find a has been celebutante who got a role and slept with her. They also traded coke for sex with the comic actor who was in this very space not too long ago. C listers are the best.

72 comments:

Chatty said...

can someone map this out?

lyz said...

I'm confused.

kevin said...

Sounds like C List is where the party is at.

DNfromMN said...

chatty, seriously, ent is turning into Ted with some of these blinds.

Ok: C-list actress on a tweener show (he says stars, but I'm reading that as was a regular, not necessarily the lead), who has also done guest spots on other series. Has made some b-movies (horror?).

Other than the meat of the blind (drugs and sex), I'd say Amber Tamblyn would meet that descriptor. It's not my guess, but I think that's the kind of career we should look at as a model. Cannot emphasize this enough: it's NOT Amber, just someone with a similar career. That's my take anyway.

Chatty said...

I think the C List actress is all the same girl. She was in a tweener show (where she introduced a bunch of cast members to meth), also did a bunch of here and there spots on TV, and now is in movies? I'm guessing by "B films with nice respectable B actors" Ent means we'd recognize the movies but they weren't box office smashes. Right?

Based on the Celebutante hint, I'm guessing this could be Christine Lakin from The Hottie and The Nottie....she's done a TON of TV here and there, and some recognizable film (including Georgia Rule), but was she on a hit tweener show?

d said...

Blind Map:

Clister:

Resume:
"one time thing" ie: single episodes on tv

also one or two small story arcs (4 to 6 episodes i'm guessing)

also on a tweener show with large cast she also had starring role(one of whom has a meth problem now)

has roles in B films, number unknown.

latest B movie has a celebutante and a comic actor, both of whom are coke heads.

Analysis:
Comic actor had a blind about him recently, meaning he could be the key to finding out the rest of this.

What we need is a recent movie with a comic actor, a "c-lister" with tween acting credits, and a celebutante.

Chatty said...

ok, but the other thing is that Christine Lakin's imdb profile says she was born in 1979, which makes her 29 years old. Even though Ent says she's older than the typical tweener, I think that's a huge stretch. I'd be more inclined to think "older than the typical tweener" would be late teens/early twenties. Right?

Praetorian said...

I think it could be Christine Lakin, too, Chatty, but for some unknown reason Rachel Bilson comes to mind, too... (The O.C. and now Jumper on film)

Visman said...

Ann Dusenberry for sure.

d said...

I'm going with Bilson.

Tweener show would be OC

Her IMDB has a bunch of 1 episodes.

The movie with the has been celebutante and the comic actor would be "The Last Kiss". That starred Zac Braff (who, if i recall, was the subject of a blind not too long ago) and Jacinda Barrett, my guess for the has been, ie: she is no longer a celebutante (the has-been takes Paris out, because she still can be classified as one).

Trix said...

Hey, you guys. Rumer is a celebutante, and she just did a movie with Anna Faris and Katherine Mcwhatever....anything there?

Chatty said...

I think of Rachel as more B list, but perhaps I'm way off....can never keep these categories straight.

So Trix, that would make Anna Faris the C Lister right? Will have to look into that......

Alice.W said...

These blinds are getting far too cryptic for me, to the point where I don't care. I hate the A+ actresses one the other day. The reason people are drawn to blinds is the CLUES, they're the bait. If there are no clear clues then what's the point, we need to feel like we have a chance of solving them.

Here endeth my whinge for the day!

Twisted Sister said...

OFF TOPIC -

This is a plastic surgery story that rivals Michael Jackson. If you've just eaten, don't go there:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=516768&in_page_id=1773

d said...

Anna Farris didnt do a tweener show, and the movie "i know what boys like" doesn't have anyone who would be described as a "comic actor"

My money is still on Bilson. Considering her propensity for "men's magazines", C list seems really appropriate.

Nathaniel Engelsen said...

Hilary Duff, hello?

Story arcs, around A-listers, movie coming out in July?

Chatty said...

ok D, I am coming around.....was Jacinda a Celebutante? I thought she was Real World.....

Twisted Sister said...

Nathaniel, I think EL is talking about the reveals he does in July.

GOSLING said...

my money is on bilson as well. the oc cast, and remember that samaire whatever her last name is from the show went to rehab a couple months ago. bilson prolly got her hooked ont he tweek. plus she is really really skinny, even ent said something about it y-day. but whose the celebutante?

Chatty said...

And is it me or does it sound like the Celbutante and The C Lister were BOTH in the movie with the Comic Actor and they were BOTH trading coke for sex with the comic actor?

I think the Celebutante is an important clue to figuring this out. How many has been Celebutantes can there be showing up in movies?

ashleybear said...

Larisa Oleynik?

Ed said...

Christine Lankin was on Step by Step which was avery popuylar twee/teen show in the 90's, I think shes done lots of guest work since then

surfer said...

I'm going with what chatty said earlier - The Hottie and the Nottie.

- C-List actress - Christine Lakin
- (has been) celebutante - Paris Hilton
- comic actor (in that film) Joel Moore

Chatty said...

Do we know if Joel Moore was featured in a blind recently?

And ed, Christine Lakin's guest work is quite extensive according to imdb

imhotep said...

is Nicole Kidman due in July?

just a thought.

juju said...

paris guest stared in the oc

d said...

chatty: Jecinda really qualifies as the former celeb. Real World Star = famous for being themselves = clebutante.

Yea, this fits way to well.

nycer said...

OMG twisted those pics. I actually passed her on the street on the upper east side a few years ago & it was so frightening and sad. But she walks proud. She's gotten alot of press over the years & I remember a Vanity Fair article where I ended up kind of liking her, there's alot of backstory.

Chatty said...

Jacinda doesn't fit as a celebutante for me.....

surfer said...

chatty, not sure if Joel was featured in a recent blind (haven't you noticed that most of the reveals turn out to be mainly B/C/D-listers?), but he's done a ton of stuff and is known to be pretty funny.

Here's his IMDB link:

http://imdb.com/name/nm0601376/

Judi said...

Lakin. SO not Bilson.

Twisted Sister said...

Nycer, that's so funny that you say that because the first thing I thought was that I would never leave the house. The poor thing is just freakish looking. Good for her for getting out and walking proud though. I give her props.

Laviolett said...

Rachel Bilson was the first one I thought of.

Laviolett said...

But, My a-hole friend helping me out said Lori Laughlin from Full House. Then she laughed like a little hyena.

Brit Brit said...

YEA LAKIN WAS IN STEP BY STEP

Brit Brit said...

I Think it is lakin too, she kinda has a meth face to me

Mooshki said...

Oooh, could the reveal be July 12th? That's my birthday! :)

I think you should do more C-list items, just give us more hints so we have a chance.

Christine Lankin is a great guess!

Kim Kardassian was just in a movie with Tracy Morgan. I can't remember the comedian blind item - would he fit? Possible c-listers: Rachel Specter, Charlotte Salt

Brenda22 said...

How about Tara Reid. She would be considered a C lister, she has been in some popular movies, did TV (she was on Scrubs for a few episodes)...I don't know...just throwing it out there because I really doubt Rachel Bilson is C list.

Ice Angel said...

According to UrbanDictionary.com, a tween is a girl ages about 9-14...too old for toys, but too young for boys.

I would CERTAINLY hope that most tweens did NOT watch the OC!

Think Disney..."The Wonderful World of Meth"

dani said...

Raven Symone??? Don't know why but she popped into mind...she's in that new film College Road Trip with Martin Lawrence. Just a thought

lwall7 said...

Megan Fox

brendalove@gmail.com said...

If she's using meth, she's supposed to be on a tweener show.

Oh wait, that would be a TWEEKER show.

Visman said...

Raven was my guess when I read this... but not sure what guest appearances she did with multi- episode arcs.

bebepute said...

This blind item is cryptic to say the least. The A lister must be Angelina Jolie who may be due with twins in July. The C Lister is Christina Lankin and Paris Hilton.

Liebez said...

why not hilary duff??

Les Suckno For President said...

Can I meet the C lister? We could suck down some meth and fuck and suck

Gossip Monger said...

dane cook for comic actor- el doesn't state the comic actor had to be in the tween movie- but dane was in a kindness bi not too long ago- and isn't he the cause of the nick and jesse break up?

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gossip said...

Is it also possible that EL is talking about July because the actresses in question have films coming out then?

bippy said...

i'm going with the christine lakin, paris hilton guesses, although eeeeeewwwwwwww.

and twisted -- i never thought i'd say it, but after living in la, the 1998 wildenstein is starting to look halfway normal... but wtf is happening to her now? is it bloating from surgery infections, or fat injections, or what?

she just keeps getting creepier.

GammaGirl said...

Unfortunately, I think AL from Step by Step is the best fit. I thought the OC drug of choice was coke?
Christine has the Parisite connection too.
Rachel Bilson also fits this description, but which celebutante did she partner up with to score drugs?

Man, C listers ARE fun!

Clair said...

I would classify Tweener shows as those on and made for Nickelodean, Disney Channel(s), ABC Family, and The N. Like Jamie-Lynn Spears Nick show or Hannah Montana. There are a lot of these shows, but we'd want to find one with a lead that has been around awhile on other types of shows, the type described in other comments and just a couple respectable movies. Rachel Bilson doesn't fit and I would guess Hillary Duff but she's not that old and the whole singing thing isn't mentioned. But someone like Hillary Duff that isn't as snobby, has done some tv shows.

Tamsin said...

That's it, I'm convinced! A+ listers MUST be Angelina and Nicole. Both expecting around July and angling for major coverage of their pregnancies. They are as opposite as you can get: Nicole is wound tight as her forehead and Angelina, well... not so much.

Doc Girl said...

Raven Simone (Martin Lawrence)

Visman said...

July is when ENT does a big reveal and he is merely hinting that the A+ blind will be one of them. Let's not get off track with the July thing.

dani said...

i still say Raven...was on Cosby Show and Hangin' with mr cooper for a few episodes. does voice overs for some cartoons as well...

Twisted Sister said...

Visman:
"July is when ENT does a big reveal and he is merely hinting that the A+ blind will be one of them. Let's not get off track with the July thing."


HEY! Didn't I already say this? LMAO!

Ginger said...

If Raven is on meth, wouldn't she skinny? Plus, she never shows up in gossip columns with any scandals.

I'm with the Christine Lakin/Rachel Bilson guessers.

lycanthos said...

I'm not sure but when I was reading the blind I was thinking further back in history. (and this is before I scrolling down) I recall a strong rumor of the 90210 cast hitting the meth pipe while partying in Vegas back in the day. After a gander at the randoms there it is... Wonder if it might be one of those cast members.

Nancy said...

The first name that came to mind: Veronica Mars. Er...what's her real name again? She's dating Dane Cook now, so that MUST mean she's on dope to date that loser.

pebbles said...

nancy - I think Kristen Bell (veronica mars) is dating Dax Sheppard. Is that who you meant?

Mooshki said...

Doc Girl - EWWWW!!! Martin Lawrence is a true misogynist. All women, especially young ones, should stay far away from him.

Mooshki said...

Kristen Bell is way to smart to use meth. She may have bad taste in men, but she's pretty put-together.

Mooshki said...

OT, but is this the blind reveal, Ent?

John McCain denied a romantic relationship with a
female telecommunications lobbyist on Thursday and said a
report by The New York Times suggesting favoritism for her
clients is "not true."

Twisted Sister said...

Mooshki, are you thinking of the one where the presidential candidate was having an affair? EL did the reveal on that one - it was Hillary.

Visman said...

Twisted Sister, I saw that you had said the same thing about July but it needed repeating... just scroll up bit and you'll see ;-)

I'm out of the loop on this blind because I am clueless on the tween thing. There are a ton of tween shows if you count some of the network Saturday morning shows etc... Maybe someone with kids could compile a list of tween shows.

Twisted Sister said...

Visman, I tease you because I've come to love you. Feel free to yank my pigtail any time. ;-)

Regarding the blind - I got nothin'.

amanda said...

Oliva Wilde comes to mind...

Tweener show: The OC
Other shows: Black Donelly's, House
B-list movies: Alpha Dog, Girl Next Door

I don't know about the has-been celebutante or comic costars though....

amanda said...

detracting from my previous guess... doesn't Kristen Cavallari sound like she fits the bill for the has-been celebutante?

Laviolett said...

Ginger, I've been around way too many meth users (my job) and they aren't necessarily stick thin. Part of coming down is refueling, and some people do that in a big, unhealthy way.

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