Last September, Vanessa Hudgens watched her career almost go up in flames as nude photos of her were plastered all over the internet. I was one of the plasterers, and honestly thought she learned her lesson. Apparently not. If the latest rumblings are to be believed, just three months after the photos of her surfaced all over the web, Vanessa sat down in front of her family Christmas tree with her cell phone and made a little 45 second video wearing a red Santa hat and a thong.
In dialogue that is meant only for porn, Vanessa can be heard saying “I want Santa to come up my chimney because I’ve been a good little girl this year.”
Well I don't know if he came up her chimney or if he used protection. I am hoping protection because honestly those elves can get a little carried away and Mrs. Claus is a little too eager to open her legs after a few too many glasses of egg nog.
There is no response to anyone from the claim except that high school kids across America are readying their water based lubricants should in fact this story prove true. If it does prove true, it will just show that Vanessa Hudgens is quite possibly the world's biggest idiot. She was given a second chance at her career and to throw it all away just for a 45 second video is stupid, stupid, stupid. Look, I don't care one way or the other about her, but for once I sure would like to see someone actually make the right decision.