Kneepads Magazine has really doubled up on the pads for an interview they are running with Carson Daly. Instead of asking the question all of us want to know which is, “Are you going to die soon?”, they instead ask Carson how he managed to lose the pounds he has shed. They ask him like he is some kind of health fitness guru. He attributes all his lost weight to not eating pizza at 2am and surfing. Well, I would capsize a surfboard, but I am willing to knock off eating pizza at 2am if it will make me look like a skeleton.
I love this quote from Carson when Kneepads asked him about his love life.
“I'm not dating. I'm single. I haven't had very much luck with the Hollywood starlets so, I've tried to stay away from [them].”
Well first of all your problem is that you are calling them starlets. Did you take a time machine back to a 1950's studio publicity department? What the hell is a starlet? It sounds like a cross between a 15 year old hooker and a veal cutlet. Maybe the reason the starlets aren't interested in you is because you look like death warmed over. Have you ever considered dating someone who is not a starlet? Maybe a real person? You know, someone who works for a living. Someone who also doesn't know what the hell a starlet is. Maybe women aren't your thing. If you are having problems meeting women, maybe you should consider trying someone on the same team. I mean if you slept with Tara Reid and put up with the misery known as Jennifer Love Hewitt and her mom you should be willing to give almost anything a shot.
I don't know what you would call starlets if they are men though. Maybe a manlet?