Thursday, March 13, 2008

Carson Daly Can't Find A Date


Kneepads Magazine has really doubled up on the pads for an interview they are running with Carson Daly. Instead of asking the question all of us want to know which is, "Are you going to die soon?", they instead ask Carson how he managed to lose the pounds he has shed. They ask him like he is some kind of health fitness guru. He attributes all his lost weight to not eating pizza at 2am and surfing. Well, I would capsize a surfboard, but I am willing to knock off eating pizza at 2am if it will make me look like a skeleton.

I love this quote from Carson when Kneepads asked him about his love life.

"I'm not dating. I'm single. I haven't had very much luck with the Hollywood starlets so, I've tried to stay away from [them]."

Well first of all your problem is that you are calling them starlets. Did you take a time machine back to a 1950's studio publicity department? What the hell is a starlet? It sounds like a cross between a 15 year old hooker and a veal cutlet. Maybe the reason the starlets aren't interested in you is because you look like death warmed over. Have you ever considered dating someone who is not a starlet? Maybe a real person? You know, someone who works for a living. Someone who also doesn't know what the hell a starlet is. Maybe women aren't your thing. If you are having problems meeting women, maybe you should consider trying someone on the same team. I mean if you slept with Tara Reid and put up with the misery known as Jennifer Love Hewitt and her mom you should be willing to give almost anything a shot.

I don't know what you would call starlets if they are men though. Maybe a manlet?

18 comments:

SpiN said...

ugh, eyebrows. can't get past the eyebrows.

La RoRoe said...

I'm putting my request in early for Full Frontal Friday.

I'd like some nekked Skeet Ulrich, paaaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

captivagrl said...

there is a story here but i don't know what it is. something is missing. what the hell is going on with this guy? he's disappearing.

califblondy said...

Funny how both he and Tara have gone down the tubes since the break-up.

Carson looks horrible and as I wrote the other day, if he were a woman, the tabs would be all over this with anorexia and drug rumors.

Get a Life said...

ummm...I'm placing my bets on heroine / crack / coke or AIDS.

George said...

Carson Daly's show is beyond awful. I have no clue why it is still on the air. He has the personality of a pencil. He loves to namedrop the douches he hangs with like Kid Rock, etc. As if that gives him cred. I just hate the fact Daly and NBC think the "college crowd" like his act.

All I know is that he better not get Conan's spot when he takes over for Leno.

captivagrl said...
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captivagrl said...

george - yes, exactly.

ATP said...

Wow, in addition to looking like a freakish skeleton, I believe Carson is actually becoming Dick Clark--except he is aging a double-speed.

Male starlet = studlet?

Marnie said...

Manorexia claims another tiny victim.

jax said...

seems he has a diff answer to the same question. last time they asked him about losing weight he said it was from jogging bicycling.
i'm thinking it's either disease or a bad drug habit.
look at them eyes. they follow you.
(into the bathroom to bogart your coke)

jax said...

lol@marnie

Sylvia said...

Probably losing weight is affecting his mind hehehe.

jindi said...

He may not be ablew to find a date but he SURE HAS been spending LOTS of time with TINA.

http://www.urban75.com/Drugs/meth.html

wtf said...

I'll take a manlet.

Marisa said...

Ent/Others-

What's the deal with the "misery known as JLH and her mom" thing?

I do sort of despise her (passive aggressive) MUST KNOW

Amber said...

I asked this before, but don't remember which post. Do you think Carson Daly is really anorexic?

someone said...

Plastic surgery ha ha