Friday, March 28, 2008

Freddie Prinze Jr. Must Never Get Any


I almost made the headline something like Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn't have anything interesting to talk about. However, I don't think it would fit. In the latest issue of Maxim, Sarah Michelle Gellar is forced to relate stories from events that happened several years ago just to find anything remotely interesting in her life.

She basically relates a time during filming of Southland Tales where she was supposed to be a porn star and doing a sex scene, but had just eaten some turkey and was too sleepy to do a good job. "For a porn star, I didn't get much action. I filmed a love scene on Thanksgiving, and I had eaten all this turkey and mashed potatoes and was like, 'I seriously have to film a sex scene right now?' "I was so tired from all the tryptophan that I just wanted to sleep."

If you read that sentence and don't think that Freddie Prinze Jr. has not heard every single excuse imaginable, then you just have never been in a relationship. SMG was getting paid to do a sex scene. Paid, and she still felt sleepy and disinterested. How long has she been married? Freddie probably is lucky to get sex once a month. His porn collection must fill shelf after shelf in their house. SMG is probably encouraging him every night to take care of business on his own.

How much turkey did she eat? Yes, people get sleepy after turkey, but it is generally because they ate lots and lots. Much more than any 100 pound actress can eat. If it really made you that sleepy, do you think it would be such a popular cold cut, or that Subway would sell it? Or Arby's? People would be falling asleep in the car on the way back from lunch.

If you think I am wrong about her making excuse after excuse, you let me know. But you know I am right and that poor Freddie knows his hand really well. No wonder they don't have kids. If it doesn't happen on his birthday, lets face it, it is not going to happen.

12 comments:

jax said...

barbie and ken are the most boring couple out there, of course their sex life is broing,their kids will be boring too, their dog is probably a basset hound.

they should hang out with Justin Chambers for an hour and help that mofo get some sleep.

CarolMR said...

Why do I think this is the answer to a blind?

DBF said...

There have always been crazy rumors about their love life. I've heard that they are really into threesomes and that he likes to fall asleep with his head on her crotch. The craziest is that he likes to be diapered and will only let guys change him. Who knows?

Trix said...

Every Thanksgiving all those fluff news pieces come out about how its not really the turkey and the tryptophan that's making you fall asleep--its usually just the booze, overstuffing yourself, and exhaustion.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

It makes me sleepy. Lunch meat turkey has been processed to death and has lost its potency. A fresh turkey stewed in its own juices....it only takes a piece or two and - NAPTIME

captivagrl said...

ah..the old i ate turkey and now i'm tired excuse. sounds better than i'm lousy in bed and i can't act. my family wanted turkey for easter this year and i'm making southwestern turkey vegetable soup right now! but, alas can't use the excuse tonight because i'm a vegetarian. all true.

califblondy said...

She strikes me as someone who just lays there anyway. How would Freddie know if she's awake or asleep? He probably doesn't care either way.

MrsRhododendronson said...

Dog on Buffy all you want, but leave poor, sweet basset hounds out of this!
So why are these two still married, then?

Jo said...

Just a guess but I'm thinking he wouldn't care about her lack of interest. There's been much talk about his same sex desires and there's an air about him that would surprise me to learn that he is indeed hetero.

Jennifer said...

I know - what's with the basset hound hate?!

jax said...

lol i googled lazy dog and that's what came up. sowwy.

Ask A Hooker said...

Aw, and here I thought these two were my kind of folks ;)Actually, she probably is. She probably likes to play boss, and he, I'm guessing, loves to "take it" hee hee hee