I almost made the headline something like Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn't have anything interesting to talk about. However, I don't think it would fit. In the latest issue of Maxim, Sarah Michelle Gellar is forced to relate stories from events that happened several years ago just to find anything remotely interesting in her life.
She basically relates a time during filming of Southland Tales where she was supposed to be a porn star and doing a sex scene, but had just eaten some turkey and was too sleepy to do a good job. "For a porn star, I didn't get much action. I filmed a love scene on Thanksgiving, and I had eaten all this turkey and mashed potatoes and was like, 'I seriously have to film a sex scene right now?' "I was so tired from all the tryptophan that I just wanted to sleep."
If you read that sentence and don't think that Freddie Prinze Jr. has not heard every single excuse imaginable, then you just have never been in a relationship. SMG was getting paid to do a sex scene. Paid, and she still felt sleepy and disinterested. How long has she been married? Freddie probably is lucky to get sex once a month. His porn collection must fill shelf after shelf in their house. SMG is probably encouraging him every night to take care of business on his own.
How much turkey did she eat? Yes, people get sleepy after turkey, but it is generally because they ate lots and lots. Much more than any 100 pound actress can eat. If it really made you that sleepy, do you think it would be such a popular cold cut, or that Subway would sell it? Or Arby's? People would be falling asleep in the car on the way back from lunch.
If you think I am wrong about her making excuse after excuse, you let me know. But you know I am right and that poor Freddie knows his hand really well. No wonder they don't have kids. If it doesn't happen on his birthday, lets face it, it is not going to happen.