Friday, March 21, 2008

I Love Mickey Rourke


Whatever you may think of Mickey Rourke, I think we all can agree on the fact that he tells it like it is. He is blunt and to the point, and so when he is involved in anything scandalous, you get some great quotes. If you will recall, back in November, Mickey was charged with DUI while driving his Vespa. He swore up and down that he wasn't drunk, and the court agreed with him. They did convict him of reckless driving and he got some probation. He also actually got community service, but he bought his way out of it for $10 an hour. So, rich people I am guessing don't have to do community service.

Only the poor and indigent who can't afford to pay the $10 an hour are forced to do community service. How messed up is that? That is incredibly unequal justice.

Want to know how Mickey felt about the whole situation?

"I'm friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn't even liked by his colleagues. He's a 400-pound f—- unfit for duty. I said to him: 'F—- you, I'm not drunk.' I guess he didn't like that."

You know Mickey, I am going to have to say that most cops don't like to be cussed at, and if you were not Mickey Rourke, you probably would have felt the love tap of a taser for saying it.

As for the blond that was on Mickey's Vespa with him when he got pulled over. Apparently he didn't get lucky that night and that pissed him off more than getting arrested. Mickey doesn't know her name and never saw her after he was arrested. They were on the way to his apartment when he got pulled over. Well at least he has plenty of photos of her that he can see over and over on the internet and wonder what could have been, or how much she was going to charge.

6 comments:

Moonmaid said...

You know, however messed up his face maybe, Mickey has 20 years on that guy and does look a helluva lot more fit - like 100 lbs worth!

Reese said...

Mickey's not always so honest; I remember reading an older interview with him where he swore he'd never had or would get plastic surgery. He mocked those who had had it and claimed it was nothing more than "the last laugh at the autopsy". Mickey's had so much work done that by comparison he makes Nicole Kidman look like a surgical virgin.

MontanaMarriott said...

LOL@Reese

Yeah I saw Mickey Rourke in NYC one evening and I for the life of me could not figure out it was him. His face literraly looks like the kid from "MASK" (the Cher Movie). He should think about starring in his own reality tv show, "When Bad Plastic Surgery, Happens To Good People"

lol

Ms. said...

I hate Mickey - he's such an ass. Used to treat people quite badly until he was broke and unemployable. Then he had to crawl around on all fours kissing ass to try to get a job. Anyone here see his 'please give me work' appearance on the Tonight Show a few years ago? Where even Jay had a story where Mickey was a rude jerk to him? (Jay said hello to him and Mickey just stared him down). Mickey apologized to Jay on the show and claimed to be a different person now. Uh huh....

Sheryl Craven said...

I just want to say that I LOVE MICKEY! There is just something about him! I live in Houston Texas, and as you know we had Wrestlemania here. I was so upset that i couldnt go! But i really do think that if i ever met him, we could be a nice couple! GIVE ME A CHANCE MICKEY!

Sheryl Craven said...

I love Mickey Rourke! I would give anything to meet me! He is awesome and i dont care what anyone says...The sexiest man i have ever seen!