Thursday, March 20, 2008

Let Them Eat Cake - A Rant



Lets see the economy is in the shitter, unemployment claims are rising, gas prices are out of control, and people have to work multiple jobs to make ends meet.

Hello real world, I would like to introduce you to quite possibly the smuggest, most undeserving celebrity on the planet. Kim Kardashian. Does Kim Kardashian share your plight or your troubles? Does she care that you have to rush home from your 2nd job before the daycare starts charging you triple time? Does Kim Kardashian care that you have to cut back on your kid's activities because you can't afford to do them all now?

No, Kim Kardashian doesn't care about you, or anyone in the real world other than those who can help her. Here is what Kim Kardashian wants you to care about. This is from her website.

Since my recent car drama has been in the news, I figure I should give you the updates...

I only got to drive my new Bentley for one week when a motorcycle ran into it! It was a hit and run. :(

I've had the car for six whole months, but it had been in shop most of that time getting tricked out at Luxury Ride Motors-- where I bought it. Now my Bentley is at Platinum Motor Sport on Sunset Blvd. getting repaired! They say it may take about two months.

I've been waiting my whole life for a Bentley and now this!!! I just have to laugh -- what else am I going to do!?

Wish my car a speedy recovery in the comments and also let me know how you have dealt with car drama!

So basically she wants us all to wish her car a speedy recovery. Oh, and while we are at it we should visit the two stores she mentions because that is the only way she is not going to have to pay full price. She actually provides links to those two places on her site. And, at last count there are over 250 comments to Kim expressing sympathy that her car was damaged.

This world is nuts. What the f**k has Kim Kardashian ever done? She got filmed showing off the fact that she is quite possibly the worlds worst lay and that is all she has done. That is it. Nothing else. Oh I know her friends will e-mail me and say how she is a great designer and blah blah blah. No, she isn't. Then when she should be slowly fading away to become the non entity she is, Ryan Seacrest gives her a show so she can have a larger platform to show how little she cares about anyone other than herself.

The only good news I have ever read about Kim Kardashian is that this week the woman who has been f**king Reggie Bush when Kim isn't around confronted the pair at a Hornets game this week so that Kim would know she has competition. If Kim cried it is only because she and Reggie are not married yet so she can't take half.

I am so sick of people like Kim and all the other little f**kers on the Hills and Laguna Beach who are only famous for being at a high school that was picked by MTV. That is the claim to their fame. Nothing else. Yet somehow these are the people that our kids look up to. F**k me, Kim K pissed me off. I swear she could kill her entire family and I still won't put her on this site again.

I have never seen someone so arrogant and so undeserving of anything in this world. There are families that don't make in several years what her car cost, and yet she wants the whole world to feel sympathy that she only got to drive it for a week. And it isn't like she is paying to get it fixed. Hell, I'm not sure she even paid for it considering how she was whoring herself out to those companies.

I just hope and pray everyday now that the woman who has been f**king Reggie Bush gave him some hideous STD that he has passed on to Kim K.

If you want to submit a comment to her site, click here.

57 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

ENT:

I am giving you a STANDING OVATION for that rant.

BRAVO!

Fuck the talentless Reality LOSERS!!!!

shiny_special_one said...

Amen, brother!

*stands up and claps*

kris_r said...

I AGREE..STANDING OVATION ENT!!!!!!

Fuck them indeed!!!! I'm sending this rant to everyone I know...YOU ROCK.

josie77 said...

Yes! Yes! THANK YOU - EL!

Reese said...

I enjoyed this rant as much as I did the clip from "The View" that had Barbara Walters asking the Kardashian cretin what exactly it was she was famous for.

Bravo, Enty, bravo!

kris_r said...

by the way..LOVE the labels for this one....

Kristen S. said...

Good job! I left a comment for the hot tranny mess.

Twisted Sister said...

Wow, it's a real love fest over there.

Kory said...

Who wrote this? This sounds like the rant of a 19 yo girl, not a 50-something year old man.

Not that I don't agree with it. The 19 yo girl inside me does. The 50-something yo man inside me thinks that she's pretty.

sillyme said...

Kristen s., Your pug is all kinds of hot. Just saying.

Syko said...

Thank you, thank you! I thought I was the only person (except possibly Baba Wawa) who thinks she is a nothing with a big ass.

Brit Brit said...

yea that chick is a stupid bitch i cant stand her or her whole family... ok well maybe chloe cause she seems almost as gangster as me ;)

d said...

Oh Hosana, a celebrity blogger *finally* gets it. It's posts like this that restore my faith in humanity. Keep it up.

dB of Dina J.

PS: Ent, would you possibly consider marrying my mother? She's a wonderful woman, and the best damn cook west of the Mississippi.

Twisted Sister said...

LOL, if she reads her posts, she's going to need Dr. Phil by morning.

chickenrotini said...

From Kimmy's blog. Oh Jim, I adore you LMAO!


March 20, 2008 12:19 PM
jim says:
I can totally relate-
I had the same thing happen to my 74 pacer.
What I went and did was get off my butt- completed school, went on to college- and now I work as a hedge fund manager at Bear Stearns.

I can't wait to see what your fat ass looks like in 10 years.
Better enjoy life now, cause it's all down hill from here.
Oh ya- you're the ugly Kardashian too.

DNfromMN said...

I'm late to the party, but Ent, I fully support this spittle spewing rant. I am in full agreement!

Kristen S. said...

Heehee...thanks silly! (I think)

Irishstayc said...

WOOHOO!!! YAY!!! EL - way to go - nice rant and right on track with what i've been feeling lately. MTV's demographic can noteven work yet let alone spend money so what the F are they programming... ehhhh I HATE THAT CHANNEL! And t think it used to be the coolest thing ever when it first came out - all music videos all the time and no commercials... And Eand ryan seacrest can suck my left one - i swear i am selling my tv! oh gotta run real houswives of NYC is on ...

Amelia said...

Hi - I am a long-time reader of this blog but a first-time poster.

This rant really hit me hard. It did not help that I was reading an article on MSN about the rising cost of gas and people scrimping for money. I would never have considered leaving a comment on Kim K's site, but I needed to vent.

I hope she reads the negative comments and see how much of an ass she comes off as!

Here's what I wrote:
Open Your Eyes says:
Kim,

I came here via Crazy Days and Nights....

Do you actually think before you act? Are your synapses damaged?

You actually exprect people to deliver well-wishes for a speedy recovery for YOUR CAR?!! Do you watch the news? Do you actually know what's happening to our economy? You're crying over a GRAND luxury while people all over the US (and the world) are losing their jobs, their homes, their families. Let's not forget the war where soldiers and innocent people are losing their lives EVERY DAY. Maybe you should think about wishing those people a speedy recovery, hmm?

While you sit at home, smug because you're claim to fame (a cheap sex tape) sky-rocketed your name to fame and money, normal people who do not have to fuck and profit off a cheap sex tape for fame are trying to live decent lives.

So while you sit at home refreshing this page to count all your well-wishes for a speedy recovery, I will be working hard to be a decent person, studying to be a nurse to actually HELP people in this world, and be grateful that I did not turn out to be such an arrogant ingrate such as yourself. I'd rather be dirt poor that trade my life with you.

Here's to well-wishes for a speedy recovery for your miniscule conscious!

shiny_special_one said...

The moderator must have jumped in and taken down all negative comments, because everything I see up there now is positive and sympathetic. A queue of sycophants lining up to kiss some person's ass who they don't know personally and never will. Honestly, unless you're her personal friend, why would you give a shit about her car? If those posts aren't fake, then I'm seriously going to have to think about moving to a deserted island. I can't live in a society full of people like this.

Interestingly, some posts reference something going on about Kim getting humiliated by a "cheating" Reggie in public. Something about a wife. Wonder if it's the answer to a recent blind posted here about some married athlete having a famous gf who didn't know he was married?

Marie said...

This reminds me of a funny comment from the Jack Barclay website. Jack Barclay is where rich London folks buy their Bentleys.

People were using the site to rant about the fact that their blackberrys weren't synching with the in-car computer system.

Anonymous poster: Life's a bitch isn't it!

shiny_special_one said...

OK, I guess I just wasn't patient enough to scroll down to where people finally started calling her out on this bullshit. So I feel a little better. Not much, though, considering the jaw-dropping number of weirdly sycophantic posts there.

GladysKravitz said...

You go ENT. I spent yesterday infuriated that we've been in this war five years and thousands of our soldiers have died--for what? Our economy is worse than ever, we're still in Iraq with no end in sight, we're using money we don't have to support this war, people are losing their jobs and homes every day and trying to figure out how to pay for the gas to get to any new job they're lucky enough to find. The US is on its way to another depression--and people like Kim K. and Paris H. make millions for being famous for being famous. Thank you ENT for using a celebrity gossip blog to point out that the Empress Has No Clothes--or integrity.

donna said...

love it love it love it ...ent, you made my thursday and gave me a good laugh ... truth is, she is famous for being famous .. and as much as I like to think I am on top of thing, I seemed to have missed the basketball incident .. anyone have any links they can post to the story ...

the blog keeps getting better and better ...

keep up the snarkiness ..

kissannie said...

Feeling sorry for herself and actually asking people to wish her ridiculously overpriced car well is infuriating. My husband has been in Iraq for 13 months and millions of American families are suffering from a poor economy. I guess it would be too much to ask for a celebretard to ask her "fans" to spend some time thinking about something that actually matters. No, of course not. It is much more important to grow out her ass and work on becoming even more vacuous - if that is possible...

jax said...

awesome.

although i gotta say aside from Heidi the Hills girls are in no way the same as KK 's league.
yes i will always defend them..lol.

But ya Kim is a used up useless whore and i cannot beleive that Bruce Jenner has not fucking hung himself over being related to this whore. his credibility is comepletly shot.

GladysKravitz said...

I went to the site and I hope Kim K. reads each and every comment--probably thanks to CDAN, there are a lot of comments that aren't very sympathetic. Here's what I wrote:

Yesterday marked the five year anniversary of a war in which thousands of American soldiers have died--for no discernible reason--and you think that the fact that your $100,000 car is in the shop is something that should elicit sympathy?
Please use your fame--however you attained it--and think about people in this country who cannot afford to feed their children, who are losing their houses worth as much as this car. Help people with your fame. Don't cry about a car. Find some compassion in your heart for people so much worse off than you and give some money to homeless shelters or veteran's groups or just volunteer quietly at a homeless shelter once a week. If you can't find it in you to think about others first, then please stay off your blog with whines about how awful your life is because your ridiculously expensive car is in the shop. You are privileged, for whatever reason. It shows no class whatsoever to brag about ones posessions, nor to talk about a hardship that is so much smaller than the everyday hardships so many other Americans suffer.

califblondy said...

The only reason I know who Kim is is because of her parents. Otherwise, she's just another talentless twit.

My Mother always said to have "something to fall back on", unfortunately a big ass ain't going to help a girl out when she's in her 40's.

Lohan, Paris, and the rest of them are going to have a tough time in the future, that is if they live that long.

Should we all pitch in for a get well card for the poor Bentley?

kris_r said...

If those posts aren't fake, then I'm seriously going to have to think about moving to a deserted island.

Shiny, I couldn't say it better...some days I don't think I'd survive with out this blog...

J said...

hmmmmm

It's the nature of the beast. As in the gossip world that this blog perpetuates. If you're gonna tear down a person's existence, you should be a little introspective as well.

Just saying! :)

Harriet Hellfire said...

I nearly stood up in my cubicle, yelling and clapping. And getting all teary and stuff.

just saying... said...

Are you serious?

I am so tired of seeing people come to the site on their own free will then bitch about what the author blogs about. Please keep your morals where they belong- on you.

Just sayin!

kris_r said...

just saying...

Well said!!! I too, am tired of hearing what's wrong with this blog...stop reading it then!!!!

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Burgundy said...

Kim K is so full of it, she'll just say we're jealous of her because she's rich and pretty.

But she's jealous of me because I've never made a tape of a BF peeing on me that made its round across the internet. I have still have my dignity!

Let there be something good said for those of us with good sense and taste! Yay for us working-class, classy folk!

Sweater said...

Holy shit

I was banned from her site for my innocent 'die in a fire stupid bitch' comment:(

So much for freedom of speech.

I need to go there more and complain, don't you think?

:D

Judi said...

Bill Gates is rich. KK is UGLY. Her "let them eat cake" attitude makes her uglier. She's useless, stupid, superficial. She doesn't know how to do anything - except take up space. If you want to refrain from posting anything about useless people, Enty, it'll be fine by me.

shiny_special_one said...

lmao sweater

Molly said...

Pot meet kettle. Just saying the only time you post is to bitch about other posters so how are you different?

Surya said...

Ent, you rock you rock you rock! Iv been reading your blog for a few months now, but first time commenting here.. my hope in gossip blogging is restored! :)

Twisted Sister said...

LMAO @ Sweater!!!

Die in a stupid fire bitch wasn't innocent enough? Huh. What's their problem?

gossiphound said...

my my aren't we self-righteous today. pray tell how did kim k get rich and famous? from dumb asses watching her stupid show. it is depressing to know that there are people in the world who really like that show. i see no entertainment or redeeming value in it at all. it is a sorry commentary on our society today.

ebonyc said...

http://theybf.com/page/2/

this is the link to the site with the blog about kim and reggie at the game. love the site ent :-)

Twisted Sister said...

Ebony, thanks for the link.

ebonyc said...

no problem....I want others to laugh as much as I did :-)

Twisted Sister said...

Oh, if only there was video of that encounter...lol.

ruthie said...

I am a pretty faithful reader, but I've never posted. I think, however, I need to make an exception today.

How completely and utterly disgusting. I don't think that I could possibly say anything that hasn't been said before. Our country is in the throes of an economic disaster and this slag is worrying about her Bentley? Some people can barely afford to put gas in their cars or feed their children. Give me a f'n break.

Maybe she needs to release additional footage of her *ahem* water sports to raise the funds to buy another one.

captivagrl said...

what do you expect from this boring whoring bore? please remember, one of her BFF's is the child-abuser. stop giving her more attention, please.

Tikitaz said...

People I would happily not miss reading about:

Bratney Spears & relatives
Parisite Hilton & relatives
Miley Cyr-ass & relatives
Lindsey Ho'han & relatives
Kylie Minogue & relatives
The family Jolie-Pitt - all of them
The Beckham family - all of them
British Royalty - all of them
Members of Girl Groups - current & past
Members of Boy Groups - current & past
Rappers & associated hangers-on
Madge Ciccone
Gwyneth Poultry
Anyone named after a place - Dakota for example
Scientologists - all of them
Anyone with a 'K' in their name

There're more but I'm trying not to think about them.

someone said...

I admit I have watched her show one time, when I had access to cable TV. It is really funny.

She said something to her mom like, "Everyone has a boyfriend,everyone has sex with their boyfriend, and EVERYONE takes pictures having sex with their boyfriend."

Cosmic said...

She's borderline retarded. Reallly, that's the only thing I can come up with that possibly helps me justify her pathetic existence and the things that come out of her putrid mouth.

"Wheeeeeeee! I am marginally famous because I was dumb enough to film my golden shower! But lookie! It helped me buy a Bentley! Aw, but poor Bentley fall down and go boom."

loveshoes said...

to someone- i saw that...how out of touch with reality is this ho?

does anyone else watch "the soup" on E? Joel McHale introduces any clip featuring Kim K as "Kim Kardashian, who is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape..." It cracks me up every time.

but yeah, someone needs to slap her for acting like the poor little rich girl. she makes me sick.

Black & White said...

I love the Soup- I used to watch it when it was "Talk Soup" with Greg Kanier- he was the original snark...

Kudos ENT glad to see someone else can use the F word 50 times in one post- Love ya!

Moonmaid said...

GO ENT!!!

I have never watched anything on tv concerning any of these talentless fucks, and I totally agree that they deserve zero.

Last fall my husband got laid off, and all I could find for work with my grad degree was a near minimum wage job at Barnes & Noble, a company happy to exploit the bad career luck of their mostly incredibly over-educated and intelligent hardworking staff. I worked 45 hours a week (you don't get paid for your lunch hour) doing everything from mopping up baby pee in the kids section, hauling huge boxes of books around, dealing with cum-stuck nude books in the bathroom, etc, for $300 a week. I wanted to cry, but luckily I had some awesome co-workers, also in similar situations, which made it easier to deal with the "oh it's midnight but you can't go home yet, you need to help mop floors in the cafe" proclamations of the smarmy managers. This at age 48 with 3 kids, including one in college, who got there on his smarts, has a 2/3 tuition scholarship, but we still have to come up with 20 grand a year.

The day I got a professional job again I thanked God and thought about all the folks who don't have my skills or options, and who are forever stuck in those $300 a week jobs. Reading about talentless stupid cunts (I rarely use that term) like this inspires me to similar heights of rage.

"People who are the scum of the Earth" indeed. Go Ent, keep 'em honest!

campchristy said...

First time poster - love this blog... funny...

Madison said...

Kim is a product of parasite hilton
i hate her
i hate her mother who raised her to be like that
and I hope she Reggie drops her a**

Madison said...

Kim is a product of parasite hilton
i hate her
i hate her mother who raised her to be like that
and I hope she Reggie drops her a**

concepcion said...

Okay I agreed with almost everything you said except for the std. I would never wish a vd on someone, because I know I wouldn't want one.