The diversion to COS land was interesting but now it is time for one of my favorite hypocrites and one who hasn't been one in almost a week. Yes, it is Michael Lohan. What has father of Lindsay and impregnator of Dina done this week?
Well, in most of the blathering interviews he has given over the past few weeks, he has taken the time to rail. No, not do rails, unless you know something I don't. Why have you heard something? He has taken the time to rail against Dina and how she is whoring out their family for reality television.
Meanwhile on the other side of town, Michael and his fellow Christian Stephen Baldwin are pitching their own reality show as a Christian View type program. The difference will be that it will be men, white men, no lesbians, and white men.
No word on whether the strippers Michael was "interviewing" last week would make an appearance. Now, granted as this story stands Michael is not completely a hypocrite, because the pitch doesn't include whoring out his kids. BUT, do you even for one second believe that first of all he isn't using Lindsay's name to get meetings, and that second, that he isn't promising that she will show up on the program often?
Plus, from past experience we know he is a hypocrite so we will just call this implied hypocrisy. I know the article is about Michael, but in my haste last week I must have missed these photos of Ali who appears to be about five years older than Lindsay rather than 7 years younger.