Most of the time I forget that Blogger is free. Then when something happens like yesterday and I can't upload photos, I realize I have no one to bitch at. An additional problem is I can't remember what the hell I was going to say yesterday about all of them. It is pretty damn difficult to be this bad at humor without Blogger complicating it. So, if I can remember what I was going to say I will say it, otherwise you will get what Kneepads Magazine would have said about the photo. Got it?
Now, before I continue. On Sunday, Mischa Barton went to the In-N-Out I normally patronize. I find this an abomination and cannot be allowed to continue. I am guessing that someone somewhere took a photo of her there. Please put your skills to get use and find me a photo of her there. There is something I need to do with that photo. Now, on with the photos.
Kneepads Magazine- Despite his recent separation from his gorgeous wife, Brendan Fraser finds time to model bracelets and watches for a charity that relocates homeless Eskimos to countries bordering the Equator.
I love Annie Lennox. Love her. And if you don't, you suck. But, she was promoting a book and a CD entitled sing and yet she didn't sing. WTF is up with that?
Honestly. Have you ever seen a bigger shiny spot than the one on Angie Harmon's head. I know it is hard to see her head with that spot. Damn it is big.
Kneepads Magazine – Leaving her beloved husband Michael Douglas home for the evening, Catherine Zeta Jones shows off her flawless beauty in an ensemble that was timeless and elegant all at the same time.
Yes. That is a cop, and yes that is a real gun.
Collective Soul – Atlanta
When I am Governor of California, my second act after making prostitution legal, will be to ban the male offspring of any celebrity under the age of 10 from having hair lower than their collar. That is all.
Beyonce takes her turn at Rizzo.
Kneepads Magazine – Lindsay Lohan and her (you can insert close friend, trainer, whatever) Samantha Ronson spend some time doing what girls love doing most. Shopping.
When her mouth is closed, there are times that I can see that Julia Roberts is indeed beautiful.
Jonas Armstrong. I got nothing. I am sure some of you will want to take him home with you though.
Does Guy Pierce look a little like Jimmy Fallon doing Guy Pierce?
Kneepads Magazine – Emma Watson who attended the event without her loving parents, spoke at length about what a positive influence they are on her life and how they even help choose who she should date. She loves that about them.
So 34 years old dating a 19 year old? That must be true love huh?
If a brand new $100,000 Porsche means you have a two inch dick, what size does Simon Cowell have with a $1M car?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding is now Fairly Hot Chick From Southern California. Amazing what money can do huh?
Naomi Judd is obviously looking for work. Please won't you help?