Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I always thought if you were snorting vodka and getting hammered drunk every night, it meant that you were not sober. Apparently though, Amy Winehouse's dad has a different interpretation. See, he thinks Amy is clean and that "staying out til 5am is what people her age do, she hasn't relapsed. If she's with Kelly Osbourne there's no relapse. Kelly's a drug counselor, so Amy's completely safe with her."
That is a man who is in some serious denial. I can just hear her saying those exacts words to her dad, and him just saying, "uh huh." I'm sure it is possible that he doesn't read the newspapers anymore, but has he noticed that Kelly Osbourne doesn't seem to be in most of these late night photos. It probably is because Kelly is off counseling other drug abusers. Where in the hell that one came from, I have no idea. Probably straight from Amy. Kind of like when a kid says a parent will be home so a party is safe. Yes, a parent will be home, but not specifically at the party. More like a parent will be home somewhere in the city.
I thought this guy was smarter than this.