#1 – This C list film actress who used to be B+ and has always had A name recognition due to her unusual name has not been working much. In fact, if it were not for her one defining role, she would have been relegated to obscurity by now. The thing is though, it was a defining role, and she is and was gorgeous. Did I mention she is married? She is, and that is where this story gets a little creepy. Thanks to Miley Cyrus I will be using that word all damn day. Her husband has a job, but he doesn't actually work. He is the kind of guy who prefers to live off his wife's modest earnings and her fame. He loves being married to his wife. Not because he loves her, but because he is a pompous ass who thinks he is Mr. Big Shot because he married a former sex symbol. He makes her go out with him almost every night so people can see them together, and he loves inviting strangers back to their house and having her put on something a little more revealing. If that doesn't work, he walks the strangers around the house and shows off nude photos of his wife that are hanging throughout the house.
#2 This former B list singer and entertainer is aging now, but still has that dynamic, outrageous personality that made him such a star then and now. He lives off his past, but with that smile and famous name he has no problems getting gigs. Over the weekend, our singer, who is confined to a wheelchair now, came into a restaurant with a group of people, and had just ordered when he was recognized. For the next hour he signed autographs, posed for photos and handed out photos of himself while his food just lay there untouched. Someone asked him if they should let him eat and he said that his fans were much more important and that he could always heat up the food in the microwave.