Friday, April 11, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which celebrity is so paranoid about making friends she forces potential pals to tell her a joke to see whether they are worthy of being seen with her?

25 comments:

jax said...

posh

debra said...

How absurd.
No idea, could be anyone.

Amber said...

LOL What a loser :|

Not Posh! I <3 her

Adrienne said...

This doesn't even make any sense. She makes her tell jokes to be seen with her?

Ed said...

Kate Moss?

Trix said...

lol only pretty people tell good jokes...?

I'd think anyone who could pull a joke outta their ass...would be kind of lame...I can joke around with the best of them, but the only actual JOKES I know, are routines done by comedians...I cant bust out a knock knock joke or anything...

tigerbeat said...

Katie Price?

Mooshki said...

I make all my prospective friends buy me a present to make sure they have good taste. What good is it having friends if they don't get you good stuff for your birthday/Christmas?

K said...

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Twisted Sister said...

K...how?

blooter said...

Inject it into Kim Kardashian's ass?

Twisted Sister said...

Good one, Blooter!

gossipmonger said...

why would posh want someone who tells jokes, it's not like shes gonna bust up laughing at them, or even crack a smile.
it's a shame he said only "celebrity", really could be anyone. probably british.

...on second though maybe "celebrity" is a clue that she is not really famous for anything like singing or acting.......

jax said...

there is no one i can think of who is more self conscience and paranoid than posh,girl has hella self esteem issues.

she's gotten the perfect set of teeth done yet refuses to smile because she is so messed up when it comes to body image.

Amber said...

Aww I think Victoria has a good sense of humour! But I only thought this after I saw her on Ant & Dec. It's on YouTube somewhere.. SHE ACTUALLY SMILES AND LAUGHS!!

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ok I found it. Prepare yourselves guys.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=6tFEwmckalg

Twisted Sister said...

Amber, thanks for posting that link. Very funny.

For as often as she seems to have a stick up her behind, I've come to realize she's a very good sport, doesn't take herself seriously and can laugh her ass off in the right situations. I've come to like her.

califblondy said...

ITA, Twisted, Posh was funny on Project Runway.

Alpine Summer said...

Amber, that video is the reason why, no matter what I see her wearing in public or refusing to smile for paps, I still adore her. I always keep that in mind when I read about her being snooty.

K said...

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

A: You put a nipple on it.

*ba-dum-cha*

jax said...

oh i loove her too but girl got problems like the rest of us.
even boinking the hottest man alive can't cure em.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

this might be the most idiotic blind I've ever read.

Catherine said...

Mooshki, that is too funny. And now I am going to adopt it as my new friend policy. Y'all, I am partial to Coach handbags....lol!

pompodore said...

It's Jessica Alba, she starred in a Movie called "Paranoid" which is also a hint in the blind item.

silas said...

Madonna

Mia said...

That's stupid. It could just be her ice breaker upon meeting new people. Anyways. you can tell alot about a person by how they tell a joke, and it has nothing to do with 'worthiness'.