Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Did You Hear About Mickey, Minnie And Pluto Having A Threesome?











Did you know Disney sells lingerie? Me either. Then again, I don't go into Disney stores so I don't know if many teenagers are in their looking for just that right Winnie The Pooh bra and thong set. When I see lingerie modeled, I like to know the women are over 18. Disney apparently doesn't think the same way I do. Oh, I have no doubt these models are over 18, but they are supposed to look about 15. Hey, isn't that the same age as Miley Cyrus?

You don't suppose Disney is trying to get guys interested in their products by trying to throw a little tease or hint of underage sex their way do you?

I'm confused about why these women are posed this way and have this look if they are not supposed to be trying to look like young teenagers. I'm sure Disney would say that the product is for young teenagers and so that is what they were trying to focus on while at the same time using models of an appropriate age. Uh huh. If they are so sure about their strategy, then why not release these photos in the US or throw them up in the Disney catalog right under Cinderella Halloween costumes.

Looks to me like Disney is trying to titillate Chinese guys. These items are currently available for sale only in China. They are no doubt made by the same 13 year old girls Disney would like wearing their product and also for guys to imagine they are having sex with.

When is the Miley Cyrus centerfold showing off the latest product line? Will Billy Ray be there? Will he get his own 15 year old this time or still just his daughter?

30 comments:

Mama Crass said...

Completely, off topic because this one just pisses me off too much but has anyone else seen the TMZ story about a famous actor's underage son having sex with a 22yr old woman? Wasn't that a blind item on here a while ago? I can't find it right now.

Also, TMZ is a bunch of douches for publishing his name which I don't feel comfortable doing or even linking to the story...

SHE SHE said...

This is just gross...

ykkstuck said...

the blind was from eonline I think

If this one’s true, Butch Spit-Spat should haul out a friggin’ movie about it—after all, isn’t that something he does rather well?

BSS, never one to be exactly primo to the ladies after bedding them, was nevertheless around one of them long enough to father a kid, now a teenager. And according to an outraged acquaintance of Blondie-Babe, a rising young twentysomething honey-haired actress, Blondie’s screwing Butch’s 15-year-old boy. Said amigo is trying to get B2 hauled into jail, much to the Spit-Spat boy’s great dissatisfaction, I’m sure.

Jeez. Don’t know whether to call the cops or Entertainment Tonight on this one. Both would treat the story the same, I suspect.

AIAs: Michael Madsen, Will Smith, Jack Nicholson

I cant believe TMZ put up names and pics of the boy. Isnt the guy that runs that site a lawyer? The boy in question a minor!!!

jax said...

hey now you can't go OT as the first poster..lol

What disturbs me more is that the girls modelling were probably lured to Asia under the guise of doing some 'modelling'...how many girls in high school went to Asia for modelling gigs only to come home pretty quick an dtight lipped?
Countless young girls are promised the world to model their pretty blonde hair and blue eyes in Japan, Hong Kong etc. only to find themselves in compromising postitions. i doubt these ads were shot in LA.

either way im with you EL complete BS.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if at any point they internally acknowledged how wrong the whole scenario looked.

Teresa said...

I've seen underwear in the Disney Stores, but it's the 6-in-a pack kind. And no bras. Maybe a sleepshirt or two. This stuff is kinda weird, since it's just a plain jane panty with Ariel embroidered on the ass/crotch. I don't get it.

ablake said...

Wow playla, grats on derailing the thread immediately.

Ent, have you ever seen anime? If so I think that you would reconsider the culture of people viewing these ads. To be honest, the girls are a bit too, uh..curvy

Nice 50's/60's "Gidget" theme. That's weird.

duncanpowers said...

I have always been confused as to why grown women would have cartoon characters, especially Disney ones, on their sleepwear.

If grown women isn't their demographic, then I am even more confused as to why they're selling lacy bustiers to girls. When I was that age, my mother made sure my underwear looked like UNDERWEAR, not like lingerie.

YahMoBThere said...

It's Micktoria's Secret!

Anonymous said...

The kid is Billy Bob's. Wonder why they posted the kids picture since he is still a minor.

Anonymous said...

The kid is Billy Bob's. Wonder why they posted the kids picture since he is still a minor.

Mama Crass said...

Thanks, YKK, (Is that in reference to zippers?)



We can go back to this story about another effing bunch of pedophiles now, I guess.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

More wholesome content from Disney.

ENT, you are a prince.

Corndog said...

Yeah, this isn't Disney. It's China label-rippers, who steal copyrighted characters with impunity and put it on whatever they please. This looks kinda high-endy, but doesn't change the fact it's clearly not endorsed by Disney.

China is the land of the lenient label laws. As fake as it can be, it sure is funny.

ablake said...

Ditto Duncan. Underoos were all the rage until about age 10, then well you know how it goes...becoming a grown up now!

Still no lace or frills. When the only people who should see your bra are those you share gym class with, what's the point?

Playla, just seems you were waiting to be a first poster so you could (tmz) complain about a (tmz) site that you can't (tmz) stand while trying to tie it in with a BI Ent tossed out a couple of (tmz) months ago all the while acting like you can't stand the (tmz) aite you were talking about.

Giving you credit however, at least you weren't discussing an interracial dating site.

Anyway, no biggie, happens. At the same time it normally doesn't happen right out of the box with protests of hatred that seem forced.

Out ya'll, please try and talk Ent into finding pics of Capt Jack Harkness for Friday (John Barrowmen). He's in Torchwood so Ent should know who I'm talking about *mad cackle(

yum

Corndog said...

Whoa, just kidding, I was totally wrong...

http://www.slate.com/id/2190209/

Sorry about that.
Bad, inattentive Disney!

kellygirl said...

Disney is the most destructive environment I have ever seen for children in the industry.

the stories I could tell.

I think it's pretty clear the more they try to shove this "good girl" image on these kids, the more NAUGHTY they want to be.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Okay, someone needs to break into the vault below Cinderella's castle and thaw Uncle Walt.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

The fourth picture cracks me the hell up. That's what Jessica Simpson's face must look like during sex.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

I was a little freaked out when I first saw the pics, before I read the post. I was wondering why the hell EL would even put this up on his site. These girls look 12 years old. They look like something shot in a creepy old man's basement, no offense or inferences. I saw that episode of SVU. After reading that they are part of a Disney campaign or whatever, I am still a little grossed out. Whoever came up with the idea and shot this should be investigated. It is creepy.

YahMoBThere said...

LMAO @ Brendalove!!!

Mama Crass said...

Hey sweater, (kiss my ass) if you're trying to insinuate that I work for TMZ (kiss my ass) you are wrong. (kiss my ass) I just thought this was where I had read the BI (kiss my ass) so I came here.
That's all, thanks,
(kiss my ass,)
playla

jax said...

GIRL FIGHT!

JM said...

corndog, it's hard to know the truth. Some Christians believe that Disney is wholesome front for satanic activities, that their movies actually promote hard porn, snuff films, white slavery, mind-control, and witchcraft. Does Miley profess to being a devout Christian while really worshipping HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED? Just saying. :)

JM said...

"Looks to me like Disney is trying to titillate Chinese guys. These items are currently available for sale only in China."

Ent, lots of Christians in China too. Maybe they'll clean the place up (unless they're the ones profiting from all this). :D

libby said...

I've noticed many jack-ass comments from "sweater."

sweater is probably just a wannabe troll.

the most pathetic thing is when people, who themselves are reading a gossip blog, take the time to comment to tell everyone reading that they are all losers and celebrities suck, etc.

"sweater" informed us of this in a thread above.

Team playla.

stop trying to stir shit by being mean, sweater.

JM said...

Ent, I was being flippant when I wrote that maybe some Christians were profiting from the Disneyesque lingerie. I've now been reminded that it was Christians who brought opium to China and fought the Opium Wars against China. So, maybe it's not so farfetched that there are Christians profiting from this barely legal lingerie.

bionic bunny! said...

there's a major theme park in china that is a major disney rip-off that disney has sued and sued again. they use look-alike characters and the owner just ignores the lawsuits.

here's one of the sites:

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1678

Mama Crass said...

Thanks, lisbeth, I haven't followed sweater as a commenter but I would think that the fact that I didn't link to the article or name the names it would be obvious that I wasn't one of those plants that you see around these parts but some people just like to start shit. What're you gonna do.

Kyrsten said...

k, shoot me but honestly, I don't see these as being so bad. I do not see them as inappropriate for someone 10-14ish. They are not in any way sexual. Honestly

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