Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Do You Think Heather Mills Could Kill?



I know that Heather Mills says she is a vegetarian, but do you think she would ever kill Paul McCartney? I personally think Heather is at home eating a nice rare steak with bacon wrapped around it, so I guess I also think she could kill.

To me she just needs that little push and she will cross the line from obnoxious and annoying to killer. Many of you might think I am crazy, but I get the feeling that once she works out that Beatrice will get more with Paul dead rather than alive, then it is only a matter of time.

In her most recent cuckoo moment, Heather went ballistic when she found out Paul was getting a little something with a new woman. She just would not stop yammering about how they probably flew in first class despite the fact that Paul didn't provide enough money for Beatrice to ever fly in first class again. It is not going to stop Heather flying in first class, but Beatrice and the 6 people who look after her while Heather complains will all have to sit in economy. I mean $50M just does not stretch like it used to. We all can relate.

Apparently Heather called and called and called and would not stop asking him how much money he was spending and how there wouldn't be anything left for Beatrice. Now, she is threatening to call each and every woman that Paul speaks to or goes out with in order to remind them of the dangers of dating a Beatle. I think the main danger is Heather, not Paul. Oh, I think Paul is a cranky old man who isn't the sweet guy everyone thinks he is, but I also think he is not genuinely evil like Ms. Mills.

But is she evil enough to kill? Before you just dismiss it, look at the celebrities who have been tried for murder the past ten years or so. Is she crazier than them? Hell yes.

14 comments:

Jesse D said...

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i'd just like to interject here, that honestly... it doesn't take much to be crazy enough to kill your ex spouse...

just sayin....

mngddess said...

She seriously needs to get a life. She's got $50 mil, for God's sake.

If she doesn't want it - I'll take it. Hell, I'll even take some of you CDANers out to dinner!

Sylvia said...

mng if you get that 50 mil you want to share LOL.

Sometimes it doesn't take much to kill someone and. All they have to do is say they were crazy at the time they pulled the trigger.

jax said...

i think the question is when Paul is gonna kill HER.

that bitch needs to stop harassing the geriatric men in her life and move on to something constructive...like doing some of that charity work she keeps blagging on about.

DNfromMN said...

I understand wanting to warn the future romantic involvements of your ex's bad habits/issues. But I'm with Ent. Paul's biggest issue starts with Heather, and ends with Mills.

jas faulkner said...

Lordy lordy, Leggy! You claim to be an accomplished woman of the world and you're acting like the latest tubetopped skank to get rooted out of Billy Ron's doublewide. When Joy Hickey Turner is has more class than you, it's time to step back from the attention whoring -oops- unforgiving glare of the media and ask yourself what would be the best for you and your sprog now that you're rich and free of the old guy.

nothingsacred said...

fucking inflation.
i mean her, what is it, vacation money, 70 grand a year?
thats more than my husband and i combined make in a year.

wah the fuck wah.
too bad shes not the kind of crazy that would take her self out.

Kat said...

I think being hated is her new job. Seriously, if she stops whining and moaning, she's basically just a one-legged whore who married someone once, ya know? If she keeps yipping and yapping, she'll keep popping up like a virus.

Judi said...

I absolutely LOATHE Paul McCartney. He's an arrogant pompous no-talent ass. But she's out to ALL meals and certifiable. I doubt any charity wants to be affiliated with her. Sure, she can be dangerous. Her desire for vengeance makes her evil enough to be capable of killing.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Paul should put Beatrice's future inheritence in a trust... to be managed by Stella!

ffreede said...

I think Heather Mills' breath alone could kill -- listen to the kids next time, Paul.

Amber said...

I don't know if she would kill, but I'm sure we'd all like to stone her. Ok, maybe not.

All I'm saying is if I happened to be walking home from the grocery store, and happened to have some eggs handy, I'd definitely throw a few her way.

Amber said...

Forgot to add.. if she happened to walk by. lol

Dick Pics said...

oh my god. that made my day. i couldn't stop laughing. and whats scary is you're soooo right.