Friday, April 25, 2008

Four For Friday

#1 - B list film actress who was a lead in a top ten movie from 2007 is actually bald. No hair, no fuzz, no nothing. Just wigs.

#2 - B+ actress. Barely any television. Hardly worth mentioning. Female lead of a hit film this year. New boyfriend who she met because he is also her dealer. Nothing beats free drugs.

#3 - You don't ever want to get into a relationship with this C list television actress. Foreign born, but works primarily in the US now. Here in the US has a recurring role on a very popular show, and has also worked on popular programs in her native country. When I say that you don't want to get into a relationship with her, lets just say that if you enjoy her beating the ever living crap out of you as a part of your sexual relationship than actually she may be the one for you. Seem she isn't shy about expressing it either. Guy goes on a first date with her. Ten minutes into the dinner she lays it all out. This is what she's into and if he is, or interested in it, then great, otherwise they may as well just keep it one date.

#4 - Three women in a row. OK, here is one for those who love guys. A white male reality show host who likes to pretend he is straight is enjoying wonderfully romantic times with this larger African American man who does straight porn for a living and calls himself bisexual.

47 comments:

Robert said...

#4 Seacrest

noel said...

#1 Beyonce?

Robert said...

#1 - Knightley

Sylvia said...

I read somewhere that Beyonce is bald.

dancersmom said...

Helena Bonham-Carter from Sweeney Todd. I'm sure I read this once a few years ago, maybe around The Fight Club timeframe.

dancersmom said...

Ooops, I mean for number 1, the baldy.

digawina said...

#1:
Top 10 grossing:
Spider-Man 3
Shrek the Third
Transformers
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I Am Legend WB
The Bourne Ultimatum Uni.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Alvin and the Chipmunks Fox
300

I'm going with Joan Allen in Bourne Ultimatum. I thought Cameron Diaz first but she's A list (which boggles the mind).

#2 and 3..??

#4 Seacrest.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'm thinking Beyonce for #1 and Seacrest for #4. But I'm waiting for you brilliant detectives to figure out #3 cuz I'm dying to know.

Ed said...

4. Jeff probst

digawina said...

Can't be Beyonce, even though I agree she's all about wigs, Dreamgirls was 2006.

Moosefan said...

Could be Dunst or Knightly-for Spider Man 3 and Pirates...

TomTyler said...

What about Meagan Fox from "Transformers" for the baldy? I would love that, since she is so "sexy" and she seems fairly B-list.

bflogurl said...

#3 Nadine Valezques (My Name is Earl)??

digawina said...

#2 Kate Bosworth? She was in 21. Done minimal TV. Newish boyfriend (I think).

I would LOVE if baldy was M.Fox. She just gives that "I'm the hottest bitch in the room!" vibe. It just seems like it would be somewhat poetic.

jax said...

these are tough.
4- gaycrest fo sure!

Judi said...

#1 - Naomie Harris - Tia Dalma in POTC: At World's End?
#2 & #3 - Not enough info here to even guess.
#4 - Seacrest.

captivagrl said...

#4. tom colicchio/top chef

captivagrl said...

#2. kate bosworth/21

RagDoll said...

OMG, Digawina, I think #1 (baldy) actually *is* Joan Allen! Flip thru some of the pics on her IMDB...it looks like her hairline near her temples has changed. face lift? Or bald...hmmmm?

#2 I agree with Kate Bosworth.

#4 I think is Seacrest too.

#3 is actively dating and tells her dates this stuff on the FIRST date? We'll all know soon enough, then, huh?

captivagrl said...

#1. since it doesn't say top BOX office, i think it could be a movie on everyone's top ten list. i'm saying B lister Allison Janney/Juno.

Spring Luvr said...

1. Julie Andrews from Shrek 3

2. Not enough info...come on, throw us a bone...

3. Katherine Heigl

4. How about Jay Mohr from Last Comic Standing. Yes, I know he was/is married and I think getting divorced. Hence the "pretending".

Spring Luvr said...

Good chance that Julie Andrews may not be B list. My first thought was actually Allison Janney. But Mary Poppins is really light on top, poor thing.

Kate Bekinsale was apparenetly losing her hair in 2006, although I dont have a movie to qualify her:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=420233&in_page_id=1773

plot said...

digawina,

There is no use fighting it, Megan Fox IS the hottest bitch in the room. We might as well resign ourselves to it. (sigh)

There is a photo of her, from some Euro film fest or another, in a little silver dress that clings just right, and flows just right - and, well, I'm throwing in the towel and ordering desert.

Wish she would lay off the tramp stamps, though.

bippy said...

#1 joan allen. this is why she's so botoxed that nothing moves on her face -- if she were to express an emotion it would draw attention to her piece. (too bad, because she's a wonderful actress)

#2 i'd say bosworth, but hasn't she been with her bf for a while now, or is this a new guy? if new, absolutely -- would explain the re-thinnification.

#3 no idea -- can't wait to hear guesses though.

#4 colicchio? thought he was married, but as long as he's gettin' some, i'm happy. love him.

Spring Luvr said...

I really don't think she's that great. She's a trendy pick. I don't think she's THAT pretty. Jessica Alba is sexier. Jessica Biel is too. ScarJo, but maybe too young for the category.

delsolfun said...

New person here. But how about Tilda Swinson for #1. "Michael Clayton" was a big film of 2007.

Grace said...

#4 obvious guess is Ryan Seacrest, but in an interview he claimed he wasn't dating because he worked about 15 hours a day. Never mentioned anything about dating women, just not dating in general.

If Joan Allen or Allison Janney are bald, who really cares? This blind has to be scandalicious!

Ghost of Gene Rayburn said...

Don't know about 1, 3 and 4, but #2 screams Kate Bosworth. She's got the hit movie, her one and only TV show only lasted a few episodes and the newish bf is a sometime model/wannabe musician who would probably need to supplement his income somehow. Plus, they both always look like they're coming off a three-day coke bender.

Spring Luvr said...

A report here that Ryan Seacrest is dating Sophie Monk: http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/08/seacrest-out-with-girl/

Seamonky seems like such an obvious answer though, almost not 'blind'. I'd like to think there is some challenge to thse things, but maybe that's just wishful thinking. Like wishing that all of them were factual.

MadLyb said...

I know I do not have any credibility due to the fact that I suck at this.

#1. Tilda Swinton
#2. Kristen Bell
#3. Jane Leeves
#4. Jeff Probst? It's probably Seacrest, though.

Grace said...

So I was intrigued enough by the #1 Tilda Swinton guess that I went looking at her hairline in Google images -- they're all the same and she wears her hair very short, scraped close to the head, and the hairline in front is always the same.

A baldy would need some flowing hair that would hide the hairline to a degree in front...

Beyonce would definitely hold that title, and Mischa Barton's very long, bouncy, Beyonce-like hair has been in the tabloids of late.

Grace Kelly's daughter -- oh... what's her name -- the oldest -- she was bald for a while due to stess and wore gorgeous scarves.

CrankyMama said...

#3 - Elisha Cuthbert?

she likes hockey players...

Jamie's Girl said...

Beyonce is supposed to be bald, but is that really surprising. Joan Allen would be surprising.

Drugs = Bosworth

Catalina from Earl

Has to be Secrest. has to be.

Jamie's Girl said...

Joan Allen looks like she has her own hair. Maybe it is Bounce'.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm358062080/nm0000260

lisbeth said...

i immediately thought of Sandra Oh for #3. She is divorced.

i only say she could be "c" list because she may not be a household name.



seacrest isn't fooling anyone.

lisbeth said...

(Sandra Oh is canadian and much more well-known there)

sauvage said...

Grace,
Grace Kelly's oldest daughter is Princess Caroline of Monaco and the stress came from her now husband's then lover's now ex-wife then wife who refused to divorce him quickly and whined very loudly in public about their separation.

Hey, I might not have the slightest idea about the blinds, but at least I know SOMETHING!

Amber said...

#1 - Is she sick? Or alopecia or by choice? That's what I want to know!

Liebez said...

kate bosworth and her bf have been together for like a year now

Lucia said...

#3 can't be Heigl or Oh. The BI specifies that the actress have a "recurring role" - they're both part of the main Grey's cast.

hotchacha said...

New poster here!

#2. Sienna Miller?

Nina said...

#3 - Maybe Cat Deely from So You Think You Can Dance? Has hosted popular shows both in the US and UK. ..

Lucia said...

#3 is an actress with a *recurring* (i.e., not permanent shown-every-week, name-in-the-main-credits role in a popular show). I don't think Cat Deeley's had any such role.

dvz said...

#1 Bryce Dallas Howard
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0397171/mediaindex

janetagain said...

what about Sara Ramirez from greys anatomy?

shes mexican right? so she would be foriegn.

Lucia said...

"what about Sara Ramirez from greys anatomy?"

For #3? She is a regular, not recurring castmember.

morgen dorffer said...

http://i32.tinypic.com/ev5d84.jpg

Natalie Portman.