Friday, April 11, 2008

He Can't Be Serious


Bobby Brown is ticked off at Whitney Houston because for some reason she won't sign off on the DVD release of his show Being Bobby Brown. Because she won't sign off, Bobby claims he really has limited income right now. Well maybe if you hadn't written a book where you basically accused of her turning you onto coke and making you become an addict she might have signed. Maybe if you hadn't come out and basically said your whole marriage was an excuse to hide the fact that she is lesbian, she might have signed.

Do you really think that trashing someone completely and then going to them and asking for a favor is really the way to go? Is this how you have managed to stay so successful for so long? Wait, oh, you aren't successful anymore. The only reason Bravo or NBC agreed to that show is because you were married to Whitney Houston. Do you really think Bravo would have been interested in watching you without her? No, because without her money they would have filmed you sitting on a couch all day dodging process servers, chain smoking Newports, and trying to convince the world you can still sing. You probably would have been 50 pounds overweight instead of the 30 you were. You would have set up some club gig where it would have looked full, but only because you promised all your baby mamas they would get paid if they and the kids would show up.

Please. The only way you are ever going to get her to sign is to give her about 90% of the money and agree to wipe her butt everyday for the next year.

11 comments:

Trix said...

He's so freakin' goofy looking.

captivagrl said...

if whitney is well, she wants to forget all about him, that show, the drugs and most of the last 15 years. damn, she was a mess. i hope she's well. didn't he get a decent divorce settlement?

blooter said...

oh yay. more rants on easy targets.

deity2 said...

He sooo has coke jaw in this pic!!!! LOL!!!

jax said...

he's pathetic.

nothingsacred said...

coke jaw? i've never heard such a thing.

Not saying I like Whitney too much, but Bobby Brown isn't even good enough to wipe her ass.

and why the hell should she sign? so people can watch and be reminded of her druggy times?

Twisted Sister said...

If she's clean now, and I pray to God she is, then she probably doesn't want to be seen over and over again as the messed up addict she was. Good move on her part.

And he needs to just grow up and go get a real job somewhere.

IndigoBiatch said...

I agree with every word twisted sister said.

Bobby needs to learn something someone told me a long time ago. It's a very uncouth message, but it's powerful. Because it was so uncouth, it stayed with me all these years.

The message: You never shit where you eat.

I think I just summed up Ent's post in six words. ;)

Sylvia said...

Bobby depended on Whitney to pay for his child support, habits, etc...

He still depends on her.

Can't stand this guy he is such a bum. Can't think what else to call him that is lower than a bum.

Judi said...

Scum. Yes, IndyB, but Brown's too stupid to know that. Enty, you won't find anyone disagreeing with you on this one. Rant away.

DivineJoy said...

Bobby IS talented. It wasn't cool to rat everyone out in his book, but I'm sure we rats will eat it up.

I hope the best for him.