Friday, April 25, 2008

Lets Talk About Spencer


I know that I don't really talk about anyone on The Hills because honestly, I can't stand any of them. Today on Tyra, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were on and she brought up the whole Lauren Conrad sex tape, and Spencer said it 100% existed and Heidi said she also knows for a fact the tape exists.

This is the part that gets me. Tyra asked Spencer if he had seen it, and he said,"I would never watch that!" Pratt says. "I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test."

To me this just confirms that Spencer is gay. I know many of you are women, but for a second, get in the mentality of your man. Would any straight man ever make that statement? Sure they would, but not about a 21 year old with a hot body. We might say it about some 1,000 pound woman, but honestly, we will still take a peek.

So, for Spencer to say that is just incredibly non heterosexual. Some of you might say that he was saying because his girlfriend was there and she would get jealous. Perhaps, but the statement wouldn't have been that strong.

Turns out that neither of them have seen the tape, but they know it exists 100%. Glad they have faith. Get to church, or a temple or a mosque, or an In-N-Out. They must have a God.

10 comments:

Eddie said...

That kid is a total douchebag.

cindie said...

Yhey also somehow know she has beef curtains...you know, having never seen the tape and all.

Syko said...

As a woman, it would be a great relief to me to learn that Spencer actually is gay. Let him play on the other team!

I truly think he is one of the most unappealing males ever.

Sylvia said...

lol@syko

Even if he was to be so call straight he should have come up with something better than what he said. Don't think a straight man would say what he said unless he is gay LOL.

There is nothing about spencer that is attractive.

jax said...

ya why did he get so upset over his breakup with Brody..lol.
interesting.

well there you go Heidi you stupid bitch. stop whining about Lauren and why she won't be your friend cuz to quote her...

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
hahah...karma is a bitch. oh and don't think we've forgotten about the jen bunny incident either ho!

mngddess said...

Spencer Pratt is truly the ugliest, most repulsive "it" I have ever seen. And he does ping the gaydar for me...

Sylvia said...

lol@IT

Don't think he would attract a gay guy either LOL.

bippy said...

jax, you are so right -- spencer's desperately in love with brody and so lost without him.

and thank you for noting the jen bunney thing -- heidi was just straight out evil that night. and whatever happened to bunney? (did you know she's pre-med in college? ha ha)

Amy said...

The Soup always is spot on when bashing the hills. lol, Joel always refers to Spencer's beard ( the one on his face ) as flesh colored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5AbKEklngs
If this doesn't make you laugh there is a major problem !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLYD5wgoO70
this one is a little older but still totally awesome

Spring Luvr said...

Ent, by posting this all you are doing is perpetuating the myth that they are celebrities.

Why are you saying how you know we dont want to read about them, in a post about them??

If everyone stopped putting them on their websites, they would not be getting so famous.

Be part of the solution...ignore them