Oh Daddy You're The Best
It's all making sense now. Do you remember how Brooke Hogan was so upset that her dad was having affair with her best friend? It wasn't that Brooke was pissed that daddy was doing it, it was that Brooke had probably told her friend how much she wanted to do daddy. Now, with that pesky girlfriend out of the way, mom telling all to The Enquirer, and Nick just in hiding, Brooke can finally spend some quality alone time with her dad.
I know, I know, but look at the pictures and tell me there isn't something disturbing about them. Yes, PImpa loves looking at the breasts of his daughters, and Billy Ray doesn't mind watching his kid get naked for millions, but are there photos of either one of those guys applying lotion to the crack of their daughter's butt?
Instead of reacting with horror that some dirty old steroid and Viagra taking loser is playing around her vag area, Brooke seems to love it. I think it might be my imagination, but in the bottom photo is she spreading her legs a little wider for Daddy? And what the hell is he staring at? I need a shower. Brooke needs one also, and I'm sure Dad will be there to help clean off all that oil.
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21 comments:
oh dear god! in the top photo it looks like he is putting his hand right in! am now waiting for the miley cyrus pics of billy ray doing something similar.
Oh, fucking Yuck EL! Regurgiburp inducing!
Why would you post this? My God! I certainly can't imagine MY daddy applying oil so close to my coochie! (Yeah, that's right, I call it a coochie!)
No, no, that's just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, on so many levels...
My dad and I barely hug, and I'm okay with this because I know he loves me and I don't need boundaries to be broken to know it. If he did something like this, I'd probably steer clear except on holidays.
This is wrong, on every conceivable level.
I love my Dad but there's no way I'd even *ask* him to put sunscreen on me anywhere. Maybe on my back, if I was sitting up, and only the parts I couldn't reach myself.
Maybe the Hogans should move to Austria...
Is that definitely Brooke? All these skanks look alike to me so I'm going to pretend that it's the friend in the picture. It would still be all kinds of wrong but at least it wouldn't be his daughter.
dbf, it's def. Brooke. I just saw these on *whispers D-Listed*,Brooke and her friend are both wearing black bikinis, but Brooke's has ties on the sides, the other one doesn't. Yeah, it's Brooke's Charmin Hogan's squeezing.
My eyes, my EYES!
I could have gone my whole lifetime without seeing this.
Sickness, plain and simple. No wonder Mrs. Hogan (or whatever their name really is) left.
A father should never touch his daughter there unless he is changing her diaper. And once she's out of diapers, it's OFF LIMITS.
Period.
god pictures like this are making women cringe at their fathers hugs everywhere.
awk-ward!
I have a teenage daughter and we're pretty close. But there are some places you don't go. You just don't. No one needs to say "no" because both people should be already uncomfortable with having his hands go there.
On a happier note, if you haven't experienced the Springtime in California, you should. There's is just nohting like it in this whole world, I love it. God its beautiful here and feels soooo good to leave the Winter behind.
Jewels:
There's no need to whisper. Shout it out loud. DLISTED! MICHAEL K! PHEOBE PRICE! CHICKEN CUTLETS would you hit it?
Yea, I'm pretty sure we all go to that site anyway. And who else thinks MK and Ent would make the world's best couple? =P
Next thing you know, he'll have Brooke chained in his basement...
*barf*
I barely even squeeze when I hug my dad.
MYGODINHEAVEN! Eww. I don't even put lotion on MYSELF where he's touching her in the first picture!
Spring Luvr, I hate you. We just had three days in a row with snow.
I saw some picture of Hulk and some chick he was dating, except I thought it was Brooke because she looked exactly like her. Looking closer, turns out she was older, but still looked freakishly like his daughter. Whcih in itself is kind of creepy too but...could this be her?
OK, nevermind. I just saw the rest of the photos on some other website and that's definitely Brooke.
It is creepy but they are in bodybuilding where they oil their bodies all the time and she is wearing a thong which to me is really a weird thing to in front of dad and just desensitizes the body part for him and the general public. Basically if you walk around with your ass hanging out why would it be weird to put oil on it.
ayesha - that's ridiculous.
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