I think this is the first time Billy Marquart has been in the photos.
I guess the rumors are true. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie do have sex.
Petra Nemcova must have taken that Jessica Simpson crotch rubbing lesson. AJ Calloway doesn't really seem to mind.
I almost put Gwyneth Paltrow at the top because she actually looks really good. Still needs to add 20 pounds, but looks good.
Although you can't see his eyes, this is indeed Emile Hirsch.
She must be in Danity Kane.
David Beckham gets a ticket.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson do their best to look like the Madden brothers.
Any chance that JK Rowling could go bankrupt and then be forced to write another Harry Potter book?
Justin Guarini and Kimberly Caldwell star in the new reality series, "How long can you stay famous for doing absolutely nothing?"
L-R, Leighton Meester, Amber Heard, Katrina Begin and Melonie Diaz. If you had to guess which of these would you think had a serious coke habit?
The original Virna Lisi Esquire cover.