Thursday, April 24, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Did Annabella Sciorra get knocked up and no one told me? Because this is kind of ruining my the porn music running through my head as I imagine her and Padma Lakshmi.
Wow. I think Vince Gill needs to take up a new sport other than golf. It is obviously not a weight loss sport. Amy Grant looks delightful. People wanted new adjectives and of course the first one that comes out of my head is a James Lipton one.
I am willing to wager that you won't see Alice Cooper on the Op Bus tour selling out to Wal-Mart.
The Lemonheads - Los Angeles

I know I said I wouldn't bring anything up about the you know what in the oven, and I keep my word. This photo is just here because I think Ellen looks charming. Delicious is next up on the sheet, but that would seem wrong. Very wrong.
Well, if you got $50 pal, you can probably get more than high five.
Carmen Electra is engaged. She just loves those musicians. And Dennis Rodman. This guy is Rob Patterson.
haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha. Oh, I have tears running down my face. Gretchen Wilson - Dallas

Gwyneth Paltrow looking delicious (told you) two days in a row which would be consecutively if I wanted to use less words. It does seem kind of Shirley Maclaine-ish, but it works.
Finally, I can play with myself in public and not be arrested.

Fred Durst morphs into Richard Hatch.
Someone just needs to explain this one to me.

I was wondering where all the women who sold roses at bars went. They went to Korea and sell them at award ceremonies. Probably charge more, but less drunks trying to hit on women, so it is probably a wash.
Julianne Moore in Paris Vogue.
Have no idea what she is doing, because she didn't get that big when she was pregnant. I will tune in to the first episode, but more for Marc, rather than her. I want to see that guy, and their interaction.
Iman on consecutive days is always a pleasure. Actually she could just move in.
Mary J. Blige and Prince. No, wait that's Jada Pinkett Smith. Happy Halloween????

Mick Jones - Los Angeles
A couple of things. First, this photo was taken in Australia where it is now our October so technically after Labor Day. Plus, I want to know how Tom Cruise managed to hollow his shoes out and convert them to heels so quickly.
Mandisa - Nashville
I like to spice things up for you because I know you are like the Governor and want fresh meat. This is from l to r Lote Tuqiri, Tim Cahill, and John Alosi.

Looks like Steve Martin stopped by Matthew Broderick's house on the way over.
Well to give Sienna Miller her dues, at least she is wearing clothes.
"So, let me get this straight. You call each other every morning and pick out a turban color everyone wears."
Tonight is the night. After weeks of delays from the CO$, the interview with Jenna Miscavige is finally going to air tonight on Nightline. Set the DVR's, and buckle in for the ride.
Molly Shannon looks penguinriffic.
Wycleaf Jean can't quite reach around to get the tag off.

Did anyone know that Will Arnett is 8 feet tall?
I hate people who kiss on the red carpet. EXCEPT for The Veronicas.
Tina Fey looks stunning, and Chris, go put on your Mango costume and make it a real party.
Hey look it's Tina Fey again, and the gorgeous Amy Poehler

30 comments:

gossipmonger said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i was ALREADY cracking up at the thought of carmen being engaged again, but then the backstreet boys pic was right after!!! omg! i busted a gut!!!!
thanks ent, & you're RIGHT, gwyneth is looking totally gorgeous lately!

Elle said...

I'm sorry, but Amy Grant has had some work done. I hardly recognized her!

I love love love Gwyneth's hair!

Lorie said...

de-lurking to say that Vince Gill works out at the same gym as me. He's been on the rowing machine some lately, but I'm not sure it's helping. I've never seen Amy with him.

Emobacca said...

Chris Kattan has a real gay face going on there

kellysirkus said...

Dang! Jenna Miscavige on Nightline dishing on Xenu should be excellent
Let's hope ABC doesn't do it like their debate!

The Pete Wentz/Rumor Willis WalMart ad is ridiculous!
the "wannabe 80s punk" is out
the "wannabe 90s surfer" is all the rage?

gee, what will they think of next?

cindie said...

Is that Denise Richards (in the pic above Carmen and her fiancee)?? Wasn't she just on the cover of Shape or something? You can't say they didn't airbrush the hell out of that. Her belly looks like mine.

And I think Jenny Lo has had some work done on her face.

Feebes said...

I'd be happy to explain Kelly's attire. It's obviously a male repellant dress. Doesn't it look like Madonna's face is guarding her lady parts? Madonna is freakishly strong, there's no way you're getting in there. Mace sold separately.

Kristen S. said...

Oh man, Vince Gill used to be so cute!!

Brit Brit said...

i would love to see nofx up in the random photos!

jax said...

cindie-amen! i thought the same thing Denise Richards has a fat belly n cellulite..hooray! it almost makes me not hate her quite as much as yesterday. sorda.

Vince Gill was always tubby.

Evan Dando..wtf man? is that even evan?

good for carmen, for a minor hooch she is a nice girl.

Gwyn looks gorg!

Kelly Os- I'll explain El. Kelly although in her 20's has not let go of Goth like the rest of us in the 90s. the end.

IndigoBlue said...

WTF are the Backstreet Boys doing?

I used to love Anabella Sciora (sp) but she kind of faded away.

Ahh, the Lemonheads. Memories circa 1994 - they were pretty good in concert.

Can't wait for Baby Mama

Met Wycleff Jean once. Seemed like a nice guy.

jax said...

ps living in a high Indo Canadian area, the turbans should represent a part of their religion.

LMAO- at Tommy's heel comment.too true.

i'd pay TOP DOLLAR to get in that ring for 1 min. TOP $. AND i won't use gloves.

nothingsacred said...

AHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU for posting Evan-ness!
I'm his #1 fan hahahaha
Seriously...I have QUITE the collection of photos of us throughout the ages. and crazy stories lol

*sigh* i miss those days.

surfer said...

Oh Ent,

You have a mahhhvelous way with words. Great choices! :)

KDF28 said...

The blind item listed on Tuesday (?) about the A list country singer doing line after line of coke before/after speech at middle school could be a Vince Gillism.

kellysirkus said...

looks like Denise Richards off the Coke.

it shows in the belly

jenner said...

Ooooh, all Denise Richards has going for her is her looks - pretty face, hot body, that's it. She better not let that go!!!

Asslee Simpson is such a moron. Deny deny deny, then pose with Ellen rubbing your belly. AND STILL think we're a) too stupid to realize what you're doing, & b) still think we care...


BWHAHAHAHAHA JADA = PRINCE, TOO TOO FUNNY LOL


Will Arnett is sooooooooo hot... funny + cute + Canadian = HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! hehe

Wow, White Shirt Vernonica looks like a cross between Cate Blanchett and The Winehouse (mostly Winehouse though, of course)

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler - awesome.

Leah said...

So does anyone know when Amy Poeler's baby is due? I saw a couple of photos of her where she looked about 4-6 months along, but it's so hard to tell with petite women.

FYI, we haven't forgottten how Amy Grant and Vince Gill cheated on their spouses, breaking up two families. How'd that work out for you Amy?

Calla said...

No, Amy Grant has not had any work done. That's just a bit of a weird looking photo. She looks absolutely incredible for her age, though. There's actually something wrong with her left eye - it droops. I've noticed this more and more in the last year.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Alice Cooper may not be in a Walmart ad, but he did do a Staples commercial a few years back. It was all about school supplies.

Now I have to go make sure Nightline doesn't collide with LOST.

Jewels said...

Not one of DR's best angles eh? Yuck... All together now: Photoshop is my friend...

I just love that dress on Sienna. I know, it's leather, but I still love it

Oh, and WTF is up with Jada man? double yuck!

CarolMR said...

Annabella Sciorra is such a good actress; loved her on THE SOPRANOS. I can't believe she can't get good roles anymore.

maru said...

Mick Jones = Legend !

Steve Martin too.

And I luv the Veronicas.

blankprincess said...

I'm SO glad that so many others noticed Denise's weird gut thing going on--that Shape cover was unreal and this just proves it. I hate that women will look at that magazine (and countless others like it) and think that that is what they are suppposed to/should aspire to look like, when the reality of the "perfect" body is just an illusion. Yuck.

Oh. and I actully LOVE Mischa's shoes. Maybe not in white (and certainly not with that outfit), but the style is rockin'! I also agree with the commenter yesterday who said that while she may have dated some true skanks, at times she is astonishingly beautiful. Has anyone seen her in Lost and Delirious? Wonderful, amazing movie, and Mischa is not annoying in it at all.

Oh, and I loved Mandisa when she first showed up on AI--and put Simon in his place for ridiculing her body--but then her whole "I love Jesus and I hate homosexuals" thing really creeped me out. Not to start a big debate or anything, but doesn't Jesus love everybody? And aren't His followers asked to follow His example and love everybody? Her seeming hypocrisy really bothers me. Sorry, Mandisa rant over. :)

blankprincess said...

I'm SO glad that so many others noticed Denise's weird gut thing going on--that Shape cover was unreal and this just proves it. I hate that women will look at that magazine (and countless others like it) and think that that is what they are suppposed to/should aspire to look like, when the reality of the "perfect" body is just an illusion. Yuck.

Oh. and I actully LOVE Mischa's shoes. Maybe not in white (and certainly not with that outfit), but the style is rockin'! I also agree with the commenter yesterday who said that while she may have dated some true skanks, at times she is astonishingly beautiful. Has anyone seen her in Lost and Delirious? Wonderful, amazing movie, and Mischa is not annoying in it at all.

Oh, and I loved Mandisa when she first showed up on AI--and put Simon in his place for ridiculing her body--but then her whole "I love Jesus and I hate homosexuals" thing really creeped me out. Not to start a big debate or anything, but doesn't Jesus love everybody? And aren't His followers asked to follow His example and love everybody? Her seeming hypocrisy really bothers me. Sorry, Mandisa rant over. :)

Spring Luvr said...

Tina Fey is smart, pretty and funny. *sigh*


Vince Gill: he's not the God loving country singer in the BI from 4-22...is he?


Tommy's shoes - aHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!

Jac said...

Pssssttt ENT, the labour day/white thing is just a US thing, I think.
Yours is in Sept, ours is next week.

Anyway its a strange tradition.

Mooshki said...

Ent, how did you refrain from saying something nasty about Denise's gut? Are you gunning for sainthood?

I like the other picture of Julianne Moore better.

Tom Cruise is Satan said...

Stop getting down on Denise Richards just because she was a hooker before she married Charlie Sheen. Shit happens, and that's pretty bad shit.

Tina Fey is not pretty by any stretch of the imagination, nor is she funny. Ditto Amy Poehler. You've been around law women for too long. They're not a good basis for comparison.

Stop getting down on Sienna Miller too. She is a gorgeous young woman who likes to fuck. What's wrong with that?

You ought to be giving Padma Lakshmi shit for fucking Teddy Forstman, who's 70 if he's a day, because he's a billionaire.

Spring Luvr said...

I dont have anything to do with "law women" and I'm entitled to my opinion, so blow it out your ass.