If I came on here one day and started writing about what a talented actress Heidi Montag is you would think I had been sleeping with her or that she flashed me. Because you and I both know that even I was coked up out of my mind or barely coherent after three days of drinking, that I would never use those two words together to describe Heidi Montag.
Oh, I think she is talented in the sense that, well, I really can't think of anything. Oh, she is good at posing in bikinis. The problem is that she is supposed to make it look natural and instead it always look like she is auditioning for porn. As for acting, has anyone seen her music video? Wow. That is a train wreck. I will on the other hand give her points for pretending to be in a relationship with Spencer. She does that very well, but I think can only do it for short periods before she bursts out laughing at the idea of actually being his girlfriend.
As always this is not political. I am not political. All politicians do stupid things to make themselves look cool. Hell, some politicians even have sex with hookers to look cool. I have to tell you though I would much prefer a hooker loving politician than a candidate for President who we would look to in times of war or crisis who thinks Heidi Montag is a talented actress. Should we nuke such and such country? We only have 1 minute to decide. A hooker loving politician will be done with 30 seconds to spare and his or her mind clear. Lady politicians can get hookers too. A politician who thinks Heidi Montag is a talented actress obviously has some defect which will prevent them from ever making a decision.